空间说说英文带翻译

空间说说英文带翻译篇一
《QQ空间唯美英文说说带翻译》

QQ空间唯美英文说说带翻译

1．No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry． 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

2．Catch one's heart,never be apart．

愿得一人心，白首不相离。

3．Remember, can cry, can hate, but you can't not strong． Because there are a group of people waiting to see your jokes．

记住，可以哭，可以恨，但是不可以不坚强。因为后面还有一群人在等着看你的笑话。

4．The most wonderful thing is not rainy day but the eaves we stayed together． 最美的不是下雨天，而是与你一起躲过的屋檐。

5．You cry to the piercing that person is the person you love． Make you laugh to heartless man, is love you．

让你哭到撕心裂肺的那个人，是你最爱的人。让你笑到没心没肺那个人，是最爱你的人。

6．Soft-hearted is a disease, but you is life．

心软是病，可你是命．

7．Love you, don't need a reason; don't like you, anything can be a reason．

喜欢你，不需要理由；不喜欢你，什么都可以成为理由。

8．Told grievance is not real grievance．Either is the lover who is taken away． 能够说出的委屈，便不算委屈；能够抢走的爱人，便不算爱人。

9．Life doesn't get easier, you just get stronger．

生活从未变得轻松，是你在一点一点变得坚强。

10．In life we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unreachable dream and an unforgettable love．

人的一生，都有一些说不出的秘密，挽不回的遗憾，触不到的梦想，忘不了的爱。

11．The world is very small, so we met． The world is big, separate it is hard to goodbye． 这个世界很小，我们就这样遇见 。这个世界很大，分开就很难再见。

12．Don't promise me forever, just love me day by day．

不必承诺永远，只要爱我一天又一天。

13．Heard some things, obviously irrelevant, but also in the hearts of several bends Shui think of you．

听到一些事，明明不相干的，也会在心中拐好几个弯想到你。

14．I've never given much thought to how I would die, but dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to go．

我过去从未过多考虑过我将来会如何死去，但死在我爱的人怀里倒是一个不错的选择。

15．metimes, tears is sign of unspoken happiness． And smile is sign of silent pain． 眼泪，有时候是一种无法言说的幸福。微笑，有时候是一种没有说出口的伤痛 。

空间说说英文带翻译篇二
《英文笑话,带翻译》

空间说说英文带翻译篇三
《英文翻译》

1. The American economic system is organized around a basically

private-enterprise, market-oriented economy in which consumers largely determine what shall be produced by spending their money in the marketplace for those goods and services that they want most.

参考译文：美国的经济是以基本的私有企业和市场导向经济为架构的，在这种经济中，消费者很大程度上通过在市场上为那些他们最想要的货品和服务付费来决定什么应该被制造出来。

2. Thus, in the American economic system it is the demand of individual consumers, coupled with the desire of businessmen to maximize profits and the desire of individuals to maximize their incomes that together

determine what shall be produced and how resources are used to produce it.

参考译文：因此，在美国的经济体系中，个体消费者的需求与商人试图最大化其利润的欲望和个人想最大化其收入效用的欲望相结合，一起决定了什么应该被制造，以及资源如何被用来制造它们。

3. If, on the other hand, producing more of a commodity results in reducing its cost, this will tend to increase the supply offered by

seller-producers, which in turn will lower the price and permit more consumers to buy the product.

参考译文：另一方面，如果大量制造某种商品导致其成本下降，那么这就有可能增加卖方和制造商能提供的供给，而这也就会反过来降低价格并允许更多的消费者购买产品。

4. In the American economy, the concept of private property embraces not only the ownership of productive resources but also certain rights, including the right to determine the price of a product or to make a free contract with another private individual.

参考译文：在美国经济中，私有财产的概念不仅包含对生产资源的所有权，也指其他一些特定的权利，如确定一个产品价格和与另一个私人个体(经济单位)自由签定合同的权利。

5. At the same time these computers record which hours are busiest and which employers are the most efficient, allowing personnel and staffing assignments to be made accordingly. And they also identify preferred customers for promotional campaigns.

参考译文：同时这些计算机记录下哪些时间是最忙的，哪些员工工作效率最高，这样就能相应地做出人员人事安排。而且它们(计算机)也能为促销活动找到那些拥有优先权的顾客。

6. Numerous other commercial enterprises, from theaters to magazine publishers, from gas and electric utilities to milk processors, bring better and more efficient services to consumers through the use of computers.

参考译文：不计其数的其他商业企业，从剧院到杂志出版商，从公用燃气电力设施到牛奶处理厂，都通过计算机的使用给消费者带来更好、更有效率的服务。

7. Exceptional children are different in some significant way from others of the same age For these children to develop to their full adult potential, their education must be adapted to those differences.

参考译文：残疾儿童在许多关键方面都与其同龄人不同。为了让这些孩子发展其全部的成人后的潜能， 他们的教育必须适应这些不同。

8. The great interest in exceptional children shown in public education over the past three decades indicates the strong feeling in our society that all citizens, whatever their special conditions, deserve the opportunity to fully develop their capabilities.

参考译文：在过去的30年中，公共教育中显示的对残疾儿童的巨大关注表明了我们社会中的一种中强烈的情绪，那就是所有的公民，不管其情况有多特殊，都应享有充分发展其能力的机会。

9. It serves directly to assist a rapid distribution of goods at reasonable price, thereby establishing a firm home market and so making it possible to provide for export at competitive prices.

参考译文：它(广告)能够直接帮助货物以比较合理的价格被迅速分销出去，因此可以(使公司)建立一个坚固的国内市场，同时也使以具有竞争力的价格提供出口变得可能。

10. Apart from the fact that twenty-seven acts of Parliament govern the terms of advertising, no regular advertiser dare promote a product that fails to live up to the promise of his advertisements.

参考译文：除去议会有27件法案来规范广告的条件，没有任何一个正式的广告商敢于推销一种商品却不能兑现其在广告中的承诺。

11. If its message were confined merely to information and that in itself would be difficult if not impossible to achieve, for even a detail such as the choice of the color of a shirt is subtly persuasive-advertising wound be so boring that no one wound pay any attention.

参考译文：如果其信息只被局限于告知一一就广告而言，如果这不是完全不可能达到的，也是非常难做的，因为即便是一个诸如衬衫的颜色的选择这样的细节都会具有微妙的说服意味，那么广告就会如此地乏味以至于没有人会关注它。

12. The workers who gets a promotion, the student whose grades improve, the foreigner who learns a new language---all these are examples of people who have measurable results to show for their efforts.

参考译文：得到了升迁的工人们，成绩进步的学生，学会了一门新语言的外国人一一这些都是那些有可衡量的结果来显示其努力的人们的例证。

13. As families move away from their stable community, their friends of many years, their extended family relationships, the informal flow of information is cut off, and with it the confidence that information will be available when needed and will be trustworthy and reliable.

参考译文：随着家庭离开他们原来稳定的社区，离开他们多年的朋友和扩展的家庭关系，非正式的信息流动被切断了，随之而去的是对在需要时能获得可靠和值得信赖的信息的信心。

14. The individual now has more information available than any generation, and the task of finding that one piece of information relevant to his or her specific problem is complicated, time--consuming, and sometimes even overwhelming.

参考译文：现在每个人能够得到的信息比任何时代的人都多，而找到与他/她的特定问题相关的那一点信息的任务不仅复杂、耗时，有时甚至令人难以招架。

15. Expertise can be shared world wide through teleconferencing, and problems in dispute can be settled without the participants leaving their homes and/or jobs to travel to a distant conference site.

参考译文：通过远程会议，专家知识可以在全世界范围内被分享，而争论的问题能够得到解决，同时相关人员也不必离开他们的家庭或工作跑到一个遥远的开会地点。

16. The current passion for making children compete against their

classmates or against the clock produces a two-layer system, in which competitive A-types seem in some way better than their B type fellows. 参考译文：现在这种让孩子们和其同学或时间竞争的热情导致了一个双层结构，在这个结构里面善于竞争的A类好像在某个方面要比他们B类的同辈更胜一筹。

17. While talking to you, your could-be employer is deciding whether your education, your experience, and other qualifications will pay him to

employ you and your "wares" and abilities must be displayed in an orderly and reasonably connected manner.

参考译文：在跟你谈话的时候，可能成为你的雇主的人就一直在衡量你的教育、经验和其他资格是不是值得他雇用你，而你的"商品"和能力一定要以一种有条不紊而且合情合理的相互关联的方式被展示出来。

18. The Corporation will survive as a publicly funded broadcasting organization, at least for the time being, but its role, its size and its programs are now the subject of a nation wide debate in Britain.

参考译文：英国广播公司将作为一个公共基金支持的广播组织存在下来，至少目前会这样，但是它的角色、它的规模和它的节目现在在英国成了全国上下的讨论话题。

19. The debate was launched by the Government, which invited anyone with an opinion of the BBC--including ordinary listeners and viewer to say what was good or bad about the Corporation, and even whether they thought it was worth keeping.

参考译文：这场辩论是由政府发动的，政府请任何一个对英国广播公司有意见的人一包括普通的听众和观众一来说说这个公司好在哪里或坏在哪里，甚至要说说他们是否认为这个公司值得被保留下来。

20. The change met the technical requirements of the new age by engaging a large profess signal element and prevented the decline in efficiency that so commonly spoiled the fortunes of family firms in the second and third generation after the energetic founders.

参考译文：这种变化通过引入许多的专业因素从而适应了这个新时代的技术要求，并且它(这种变化)防止了效率的降低。这种效率的降低在精力充沛的创业者之后的第二代和第三代人(领导公司)的时候，经常会毁掉那些家族公司的财富。

21. Such large, impersonal manipulation of capital and industry greatly increased the numbers and importance of shareholders as a class, an element in national life representing irresponsible wealth detached from the land and the duties of the landowners: and almost equally detached from the responsible management of business.

参考译文：这样巨大而非个人的对资金和产业的操纵极大地增加了股东的数量和他们作为一个阶级的重要性，这是国家生活中代表不负责任的财富的一个因素，这种财富不但远离了土地和土地拥有者的责任，而且几乎同样与公司的负责任的管理毫无关系。

22. Towns like Bournemouth and East bourne sprang up to house large "comfortable" classes who had retired on their incomes, and who had no relation to the rest of the community except that of drawing dividends and occasionally attending a shareholders' meeting to dictate their orders to the management.

参考译文：像伯恩茅斯和伊斯特本这样的城镇的涌现是为了给那些数量很多的"舒适"阶级提供居住场所。这些人依赖于其丰厚收入而不工作，他们除了分红和偶尔参加一下股东大会，向管理层口授一下自己的命令之外，跟社会的其他阶层毫无瓜葛。

23. The "shareholders" as such had no knowledge of the lives, thoughts or needs of the workmen employed by the company in which he held shares, and his influence on the relations of capital and labor was not good. 参考译文：这样的"股东"对他拥有股份的公司所雇用的工人们的生活、思想和需求一无所知，而且他们对劳资双方的关系都不会产生积极的影响。

24. The paid manager acting for the company was in more direct relation with the men and their demands, but even he had seldom that familiar personal knowledge of the workmen which the employer had often had under the more patriarchal system of the old family business now passing away. 参考译文：代表公司的花钱雇来的经理与工人及其需求的关系更加直接，但是就连他对工人们也没有那种熟识的私人之间的了解。而在现在正在消失的古老家族公司的那种更加家长式的制度下的雇主们却常常对他们的工人有这样的私人关系。

25. Among the many shaping factors, I would single out the country's excellent elementary schools: a labor force that we l comed the new technology; the practice of giving premiums to inventors; and above all the American genius for nonverbal, "spatial" thinking about things technological.

参考译文：在许多形成因素当中，我将挑选出这些：这个国家优秀的小学教育：欢迎新技术的劳动者们：奖励发明者的做法;而且最重要的是美国人在对那些技术性事物的非言语的、"空间性的"思考方面的天赋。

26. As Eugene Ferguson has pointed out, "A technologist thinks about objects that can not be reduced to unambiguous verbal descriptions: they are dealt with in his mind by a visual, nonverbal process...The designer and the inventor.., are able to assemble and manipulate in their minds devices that as yet do not exist".

空间说说英文带翻译篇四
《英语翻译》

向日本式成功学习

日本的企业有一个神秘武器——他们的员工会从顾客角度思考。在美国，“公司嘴上都说顾客是最重要的人”，普渡大学克兰纳特管理学院助理教授约翰·哈农指出，“但是人员选择和发展的重点很少放在顾客上。”在日本，每一个公司员工都接受从顾客角度思考的培训。“这些员工受到良好训练，很善解人意，见多识广，由此带来的顾客忠诚度就是成功的关键。”

在日本，招聘就像求偶。这项社会化过程通常始于大学生在校的最后一年。雇主主要依赖校友推荐选择一组或一群他们想要雇用的学生。这些学生是作为一个内部凝聚的集体培训和培养的，而非作为个人。他们与公司的交流更多是针对如何服务顾客，而非获得个人成功。“你不得不理解外界期望一个员工怀有的忠诚。”哈农解释道，“这样的关系平均持续30到40年。员工没有工作几年就离职的想法。雇主也不会这么看。”被雇用之后，员工要经历一段很长的在正式踏入公司之前的新人正式培训。这个培训持续最少两个星期，最多六个月。即使是兼职员工也须花40小时参与以顾客为基本的培训。“你也看不到应届生以中层管理职位起步。日本公司想要他们的员工从接触顾客开始。让拔尖的应届生从店员、门卫、侍者开始做满一年也不足为奇。”

为什么雇主这么做？“安全感是首要原因。日本人重视团队从属关系和团队合作。他们明白只要他们为自己的工作自豪，并忠于自己的雇主，他们就会得到良好的待遇。所以他们的工作原则是’加油’，’坚持’的意思。”

在美国，哈农表示，天平完全倒在了另一方。“我很确定许多美国人在面对三心二意的顾客服务时和我的感觉一样。有时候，他们让作为顾客的我们感觉到好像是自己太过苛刻，或者有问题的是我们。美国公司需要更加注重顾客的需要。”

投诉信

亲爱的李先生：

六个月之前，跨大西洋电信公司开展了一项针对国内消费者市场的促销活动。我被劝说跨大西洋是市场上最先进、最省钱、最高效的电信服务公司，就转用了你们公司的服务。从那时起，我一直在后悔这个决定。

一开始，一切就不对劲。首先，我的电话线就没安装好，结果造成严重静电。我的邻居都听到我打电话时的尖叫，而我的老板对我因为电话问题两次重要约定都爽约非常不满。之后我打了客服电话，被晾在一旁十分钟后，硬生生被掐断了电话。再打回去不过是从一个分机转到另一个分机。最后电话终于通了，回答我的是个很不耐烦的话务员，他说线路有问题，我还没听清他的名字，他就挂了电话。我甚至试过留言给你们的接待，但之后我就开始被要求为那些我根本没打过的电话付费。拒绝付费之后，我的通话服务被切断，现在电话只能接不能打了！雪上加霜的是，当我现在不得不使用公共电话时，发现你那“超级先进”的电话卡

根本无法使用，我打的电话不得不让对方掏钱。这一切沦为我所有朋友的笑柄，而你的服务就是这样让我变成了大傻瓜。我换电信公司不是为了攒着电话用公共电话打呀！

我觉得跨大西洋电信的质量与服务让人无法接受，甚至觉得对改善也没必要抱有什么期待。 另外，曾经承诺奖励给新客户的答录机和手机，我一个也没收到！

总之，你们公司让我恶心，我也受够了，要求你们立刻返还我的钱。

诚的桑德拉·莫里斯

计算机——一台神奇的机器

我们一直在探讨计算机的运作原理，现在让我们换个话题：计算机有哪些用途呢？许多外行人士把计算机想得过于神通广大。有时候计算机被称为“电脑”，而这也造成了人们的误解，因为迄今为止制造出的计算机无论在哪个方面都无法与人脑相比。

让我们看看计算机在工商业中的应用吧。今天，我会谈谈广泛应用计算机的三个主要领域，并配以适当的举例。我认为你们应当重视这些例子，但不要太拘泥于细节。

第一个领域是行政工作。计算机善于高效处理重复性高的行政工作。我们可以举两个例子。第一个是计算机广泛使用于工资单，即给员工付薪流程的处理。每个员工的详细信息（包括他的工资、税码等）被输入计算机。计算机可做必要的计算，然后将工资单打印出来。 另一个例子是银行使用计算机记录最新的客户账户信息，其过程与上述工资单类似。 第二个计算机运用的领域是信息系统。其中最成功的案例也许是航空航线用计算机控制座位预订、提供航班信息。英国航空在70个不同的国家建有200个航站楼。英国海外航空公司电子自动化数字信息计算机主要的存储器持续记录着每一班飞机的详细信息，包括剩余座位数量和已预订机票的乘客姓名。

第三个领域是将计算机作为设计规划的辅助工具。我举的第一个例子是关于道路建设规划时设计方案的成本预计。我们可以拍一系列该地区的照片，对这些照片的分析能够将该地区地形的起伏放大到几英寸的精细度。这些信息加上购买其它地区所花成本等其它信息可以一起被输入电脑。从中计算机能够通过编程得出两点间成本最低的路线。

我举的第二个例子与设计规划的问题预见有关。想要通过计算机生成间距为一米的近距离路貌图像是可能的。这样的图像不管作为单独画面，还是连在一起形成路面也都可行。这样，在马路正式施工之前，人们就可以找出设计的问题了。

be capable of 能够„；有„的能力

up-to-date 最新的

so far 迄今为止；到现在 忠

compete with 与„竞争；与„比试 take a look at 看一看

have to do with 与„有关

a series of 一系列

along with 与„一道；与„一起 work out 计算出

at intervals 间隔

in sequence 顺次；挨次

plenty of 许多；大量

point out 指出

result from 由„产生；产生于 begin with 由„开始

make all the difference 很重要；有影响 rely on 依赖；依靠

rather than 胜于；宁愿„而不是 go through 经历；检查；通过

as much as 达到

take pride in 已„为自豪

be loyal to 对„忠诚

be aware of 了解；意识到

switch to 转向；转变

result in 导致

angry with 对某人生气

fail to 未能„

cut off 切断；隔绝

manage to 达成；设法

get through 打通；到达

by the way 顺便说说；顺便提起 in conclusion 总之

be fed up with 饱受；厌烦

空间说说英文带翻译篇五
《英语翻译学习》

如何学好英语?如何学精英语?怎样才能成为一个优秀的翻译

先说说我的方法，我是直接看英文文章，大部分都能懂，但是有时候遇到生词或者短语，从辞典上找出意思对上去，可是翻译过来怎么也不对劲，请问大家是如何解决这个问题的，虽然是小问题，可是却总是让人不爽。

翻译是把一种语言文字的意义用另一种语言文字表达出来的一种创造性的语言活动。翻译能力的提高是一个长期实践和不断积累的过程。从事英文护理文献翻译的人，特别是初学者，要想提高自己的翻译能力，应该在以下几个方面多下功夫。

1、加强自身基本素养

所谓基本素养，是指翻译者必须具备的基本条件，亦即对翻译者的基本要求。除了应该具有高尚的“译德译风”和严肃认真、一丝不苟的科学态度之外，译者必须具备三方面的素养，即一定的英语水平、较高的汉语修养和丰富的学科专业知识。大量的翻译实践表明，这三方面的素养越高，越能顺利地完成翻译工作。关于英语水平，应注意打牢基础，扩大词汇量，广泛阅读，最好能听、说、读、写、译五方面训练同时并进，较之单攻翻译能更快提高英语水平。在汉语修养方面，应加强语法、逻辑、修辞等方面知识的研修，多阅读、多写作、多练习修改文章。在学科专业知识方面，要努力精通本职业务，多了解相关专业知识；经常阅览国内、外护理专业期刊，掌握学科发展动态。

2、在翻译实践中锤炼

翻译是一项创造性的语言活动，具有很强的实践性。不通过大量的实践而要提高翻译能力，无异于想学游泳却又不下水一样。当然，实践也要讲究科学性。初学者若无行家的指点，最好是先找一些难度切合自己水平且有汉语译文的材料进行翻译练习。自己的译文写成后同人家的译文相对照。先看看自己在理解方面是否准确，其次看看自己的表达是否符合汉语的语言习惯，从中找到不足。随着水平的提高，可找些比较简单的本专业基础知识方面的文章进行翻译，以后逐步过渡到英文护理文献的翻译。坚持循序渐进多翻译多投稿，定会硕果累累。在时间允许的情况下，最好能坚持每天都多少搞点翻译。随着时间的推移，一定会大有长进。

3、向他人学习并勇于创新

初学翻译的同志一方面可多读些英汉对照类阅读材料或有汉语注释的英语读物；另一方面还可根据译文类杂志上提供的某篇译文的原文出处去查找到相应的原文，继而进行对照阅读。通过对比分析，可以找出自己的差距，学习和吸收他人在理解原文精神和翻译表达等方面的长处，促进翻译能力的提高。如果是自己选材进行翻译，当遇到问题难以解决时，要虚心向他人求教。另外经常阅读一些有关翻译技巧的书籍，也有助于翻译能力的提高。与此同时，还要有敢于创新的精神。在翻译过程中，既不能拘泥于别人提供的译文，也不能受囿于以往形成的条条框框。随着翻译能力的不断提高，可以根据翻译标准的要求去创造新的表现手法，进一步完善翻译工作。

有关英语翻译如何提高，如何学习最有效？

语法的最终表现还是要以语言为载体的，再深奥的语法也离不开语言本身，两种语言的翻译和互通只有一个条件那就是熟练的驾驭这两门语言！想必你提到的磁带问题是英文，我是做播音的，在我同事里没有所谓得到口音，都很标准也都很一致，那么你所提到的发音不一致的问题还是因为录制磁带的人不是正规的播音员而已，中国人对外国人过于迷信和盲从，更要命的是我们对英语缺乏判断力，因为缺乏语感，更有很多正规的出版社并没有真正的以负责人的

1.英语单词是很重要的一关，有人说背了没多久就忘了，或是早上起来就全忘了，其实有一个很简单又很实用很有效的方法！每天安排背诵的单词写在一本小本子上，每天上学放学时在路上，在车上都拿出来看一看，背一下，如果路上没办法背也可以在到学校的课前课后拿出来看一看，千万别小看，如果你认真履行了，单词保准过关！

2.课文要多读

3.语法要理解，不要死记

4.多看一些课外的英语小文章，能增加学英语的兴趣

5.写作文能帮你发现许多错误的语法和学得不好的地方

6.可以买一些英文的录音，拷在MP3里，经常听，能增强听力

7.学英语要大声读出来，读错也没关系，不要怕犯错

大家都知道，生活在21世纪的年轻人掌握一门外语是十分重要的，尤其是英语。如何学好英语，提高英语水平，是当前很多中学生困惑的问题。其实，学好英语并不是一件难事，关键在于要掌握好的学习方法。学习方法自然是因人而异、因时而异的。其实方法本身无所谓好与坏，关键就看它能否完美地与 个人相结合，提高学习效率，如果一套方法能够激发你的学习兴趣，提高学习效率的话，以后要做的就是坚持下去。可能我们都见过类似的情况：有的人整日埋头书案，学得很辛苦，但成绩仍不理想：有的人则懂得“有张有弛”，学得很轻松，而且名列前茅。如果你是后者，相信你已经找到了良好的学习方法与你个人的最佳结合点了，只要持之以恒即可；而前者已经具备了一定的毅力，关键就在于提高自己的学习效率了。

学好英语的另一个关键是提高英语学习的兴趣。爱因斯坦说过“兴趣是

最好的老师”。兴趣是产生学习的动力。那如何产生学习的兴趣呢？当然你必须要学会英语、懂得英语、会在生活实践中运用你所学习的英语知识。你懂得越多你的兴趣就会越浓。首先，你必须有足够的词汇量，有坚实的语法知识。

一、词汇

词汇是学好英语的关键，没有足够的词汇就无从谈起听、说、读、写。

词汇量的大小决定一个学生英语水平的高低。因此在初中阶段除要掌握《大纲》要求的800多词汇外，还要扩充500个左右的词汇。在学习词汇的过程中，要掌握词的拼读规则，根据规则记忆单词；同时还要根据构词法知识记忆和扩充单词，通过语境理解和记忆单词也是一个最佳学习单词的好方法。目前词汇在中考试题中汉译英的试题越来越少，取而代之的是词汇在语境中的运用考查比重越来越大。在进入学习英语的初级阶段时，掌握语音知识是学好英语单词的基础，读准英语音素是拼读音标的前提。因此一定要熟练掌握48个音素，要做到会拼读、拼写。有些同学认为中考试题的笔试部分取消了对语音的考查，于是就其次，要注意训练自己听音、辨音和模仿的能力。课堂上，专心听老师的发音和磁带上的录音，争取当堂学会。对于那些比较拗口的单词、短语或句子，课下一定要挤时间反复模仿，直到读准、读熟为止。再次，熟练掌握读音规则，培养自己根据读音规则把字母(或字母组合)与读音建立起联系的能力。因为掌握拼读规则对单词的记忆很有好处。为此要经常复习巩固每单元最后一课的“Listen，read and say”和课本附录中的"Pronunciation and spelling”，如果不重视这些内容。我觉得这可是很大的缺撼。如果谁能够熟练掌握它，它可就成为你记忆单词的好帮手了。

说到记忆单词，这可是同学们普遍感到头疼的事。尤其是现行的新教材词汇量扩大了不少，记忆的难度就更大了。记不住单词，学好英语就无从谈起。所以突破单词这一难关非常关键。记忆单词的方法很多。

1.按读音记忆单词。实际上在你看单词时就要顺便看一眼音标，掌握字母及字母组合的读音规律。将所有符合规则的单词归类记忆。如：①按开、闭音节记忆，掌握元音字母的读音。Bag: cat, map, sad;cake: name, plane, date; desk: next, set, step, let; these: Chinese, Japanese; hit:

big, ship, this, kill; like: side, nice, kite,mine ; not: dog, hot, stop, got; nose: note, those, close, hole ; bus: nut, cup, rubber, dust; use: huge等。②按字母组合记忆，掌握元音字母组合和辅音字母组合的读音，如：

bee, meet, see, keep等等，ee字母组合读/i:/；chair,

ch字母组合读/tS / 。

2.分音节记忆。单词不论长短，如果从第一个字母背到最后一个字母，是

很难记忆的。如：information，共11个字母组成，可以把它“大卸八

块”，分音节记忆就会很容易。in-for-ma-tion

3.音、形、义结合法

背单词将它的音、形、义结合起来，记忆牢固，速度也快。读准它的

音，看好它的形，明白它的义，尤其是一词多义，记忆时要提高分辨率。

如：orange是个兼类词，作可数名词意思是“桔子”；作形容词意思是

“桔色的”；作不可数名词意思是“桔汁”。可读音只有一

个/'orindJ/，词形一样。这样有意识地去分辨记忆就容易多了。

4.联想记忆来记单词。它主要包括以下几种形式：

① 对比联想记忆：

将同义词: study／learn(学习)，big／large／great(大的)，look／

see／watch(看)，hear／listen(听)，good／fine／well／

nice(好的)， door／gate(门)，like／love／enjoy(喜欢)等。

反义词: 如：big(大) →small(小)，dear(昂贵) →cheap(便宜)，hot

(热) →cold(冷)，slow(慢) →quick／fast(快)，thin(瘦)

→(胖)，in front of(在……前面) →behind(在……后面)，

south(南) →north(北)等。

同音词: too(也) →two(二)，for(为) →four(四)，right(正确) →

write(写)，by(乘) →buy(买)，blue(蓝色的) →blew(blow

的过去式)，sea(海洋) →see(看见)，son(儿子) →sun(太

阳), whether（是否）→weather（天气）

词形相近比较：want(想要)→wait(等待)，read(读)→ready(准备好

的)，wall(墙) →walk(走)，quite(很)→quiet(安静的)，

present(礼物)→parent(父母)等放到一起对比记忆。

同时还可以联想到一些义同形不同的词。如：由cost联想到pay，take和spend，并将这些意义相对、相同或读音相同的词的用法进行比较。

②归类联想记忆：把所学的单词按照不同的范畴分门别类, 将所学单词合理归类。

A.按词性归类。如：名词driver, name…,动词be, have, drive…,

形容词careful, happy…,副词carefully, happily…,介词in,

on at…,代词he, she, him, her…等。

B.按用途归类。如：服装类coat, shirt, skirt, sweater,

shoes…,食品类cake, rice, dumpling, noodle…,运动类

football, basketball, race, sport…,交通类traffic, bus,

car, taxi, train, plane, ship…,月份January, February,

March, April…,星期Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday和节日等。比如学习

Christmas一词时， 就联想到Children's Day，Women's Day，

Teachers’Day，Tree—Planting Day，Mid—autumn

Festival，National Day, New Year’s Day, Spring

Festival等一系列的节日名词。

③构词联想记忆：利用同根词(词形转换)联想记忆，注意词性。英语单

词中有许多词具有一词多性的特点，如open既可作动词用，又可作

形容词用。另一些词具有同一个词根，如单词care既具备名词性质

又具备动词性质，它的同根词有careful，carefully,careless，

carelessly，对于这些词，我们应重点记忆。再如：north→

northern，noise→noisy→noisily等。利用合成词联想记忆，如

学到moonlight这个词就想到它是由moon和light这两个词合成

的;classroom是由class与room合成的。

④搭配联想记忆：以一个单词为中心搭配不同的词而构成新的短语。这种语言现象非常多，如能经常使用此法则会牢固地记住所学的短语。如：

1）含有get的短语有：get ready for 为…… 做准备，get up 起 床，get on, with 与人相处，get down下来， get dressed穿衣服，get back取回；回来，got on 上车，get off下车，get to 到达，get out of从……出来, get lost迷路。

2）含go的短语有：go swimming去游泳, goes on继续；持续, go to school去上学, go to bed上床睡觉, goes home回家, go out for a walk出去散步, go away走开, goes down降落,go back回去, go on with继续做某事

3) 含look的短语有：look at 看, 1ook after照看;照顾, look the same 看起来很像, 1ook like看起来像, 1ook for寻找, 1ook up(在词典、参考书中)查找, 1ook over (医生)检查, 1ook around (round)环顾四周

4)含make的短语有：make room for 为……. 让地方, make sentences with 用……造句, made a face or made faces 做鬼脸, be made in在…制造 , be made of由…制成, make tea沏茶, make friends with 与……交朋友, make up编出, made a mistake出差错, make sure确保，确信, make a noise吵闹

5)含take的短语有：take your time 不急；慢慢来, take, medicine 吃药；服药, take a walk 散步,take, exercise 运动, take turns 轮流；替换, take care of 照料；照顾, take, out of 带走；拿出, taking off 脱掉, take a message for 给……捎个信

6)含come的短语有：came into 进来, come down 下来, come in 进来, come over 过来,come from 来自, come back 回来, come round 前来（过来）/ comes over, come on 快，加油, come out （花）开；出来, come along 赶快，快一点

7)含turn的短语有：turn off 关上, turn, up （把收音机等）开大一些, turn on 打开（灯等）, turn down （把收音机等）开小一些, turned white 变白, turn left 向左拐。

8)含have的短语有： have to 不得不, have an idea 有了主意, have a rest 休息, have breakfast吃早饭, have a look 看一看, have a good time玩得愉快, had better 最好,have a drink of 喝一点儿

只要你多留心，有意识地注意归纳总结，记忆单词和短语不是一件难事。

此外，老师课堂上播放朗读带，不只是单纯地听，而是一边听一边迅速地将

其写下来，做到耳、心、手、眼并用。总之，对于那些新近学的单词，要不厌其

烦地靠读、写、背等各种途径反复记忆。重复到一定的次数，就会成为长时间的

空间说说英文带翻译篇六
《带翻译作文》

u 学习类

1) Why I Like Learning English为什么喜欢学英语

Why I like learning English? Firstly, English is very useful. English is the most widely used language in the world. If we make a visit to foreign countries or do business with foreigners, we need communicate with them in English. Secondly, with China becoming stronger and stronger, we have more chances to go abroad. We can know the English-speaking countries much deeper if we know English. Both China and English-speaking countries have realized the importance of the culture exchanging. Above all, English is useful and important, we must master English.

为什么喜欢学英语

我为什么喜欢学英语呢？ 首先，英语有用。英语是世界上应用最广泛的语言。如果我们去国外旅游或者和外国人做生意，我们就需要用英语和他们交流。其次，随着中国越来越强大，我们有更多出国机会。如果我们懂英文，就可以更深刻地了解英语国家。中英文国家都已经意识到文化交流的重要性。总之，英语既实用又重要，我们必须学好英语。

2) About Self-study自学

As adult students in Shanghai TV University, self-study becomes very important. According to me, there are several pieces of tips of self-study. First, I always make a study plan in the beginning of a new semester. Second, preview every unit before the lesson. Third, try to finish the homework after class. Fourth, go over what I have learnt in class regularly at home. Without review, you will absolutely forget what you’ve learnt as quickly as possible. So reviewing is helpful in understanding and memorizing what you’ve learnt.

关于自学

作为上海电大的成人学生，自学很重要。对我来讲，我有下列自学方法。第一，我总是在学期初制定好学习计划。第二，课前预习每个单元。第三，课后完成作业。第四，定期在家里复习所学过的知识。不复习，你绝对会很快忘记学过的知识。所以，复习在理解和记忆所学知识方面很有帮助。

3) My English Study英语学习

English is always my favorite subject and I am good at English. I would like to share 4 good studying habits with you. First, remember 20 new words, and never give up. Second, go over grammar points I have learnt in English class regularly. Third, read an English article in China Daily every day. Fourth, write an English composition every week and ask teacher to revise that for me to improve the writing level. If you do things above, I am sure your English will also be improved.

我的英语学习

英语是我最喜欢的科目，而且我英语比较好。我想和你分享四条好的学习习惯。第一，每天记忆20个生单词，永远坚持。第二，复习定期在英语课上学到的语法点。第三，每天坚持阅读中国日报的一篇文章。第四，每周写一篇英语作文，请老师批改以提高写作水平。如果你做到了以上几点，我相信你的英文一定会有所提高的。

4) How to Overcome Difficulties in My English Studies如何克服英语学习困难

I have made a lot of improvements in English. The following is my way to overcome the difficulties. Everyday, I do half an hour’s morning reading to try to pronounce every word out. And I will then spend half an hour listening to English radios like BBC to correct my pronunciation. Because I have trouble in English grammar, I attend a full-time English class of STVU to study grammar. The teacher recommends me to buy a grammar book—《Advanced English Grammar》. It helps me with my English study a lot. These above are what I have done to overcome my difficulties.

如何克服英语学习的困难

我在英语上进步很大。以下是我克服困难的方法。每天，我做半小时的朗读。然后花半小时时间听英语广播如BBC去纠正发音。因为我英语语法有困难，所以我参加了电视大学全日制班来学习语法。老师推荐我买一本语法书“高级英语语法”。这本书对我的英语学习帮助很大。以上就是我如何克服英语学习中的困难的一些方法。

5) My Study Plan学习计划

A new semester is coming, in order to study English well, I make a study plan. First, try to remember 20 words from dictionary everyday. Second, go over grammar points I have learnt in English class regularly. Third, form a habit of reading an English article in China Daily every day. Fourth, write an English composition every week and ask teacher to revise that for me to improve the writing level. Fifth, listen to English radio as often as possible to improve my listening.

我的学习计划

新学习开始了，为了学好英语，我制定了一个学习计划。第一，每天记忆词典中的２０个单词，第二，复习定期在英语课上学到的语法点。第三，每天坚持阅读中国日报的一篇文章。第四，尽量多听英语广播以提高听力。

6）Difficulty in Studying English英语学习的困难

Since I am now working in an American company where I have to use English every day, I began studying English in Shanghai TV University this summer. But it’s really very hard. First, I can’t remember a lot of words. Second, I am weak in grammar. Third, my listening is very poor. Fourth, I can not speak English very well. In order to overcome my difficulties, I make a study plan in the beginning of a new semester. I hope I can study my English well.

英语学习的困难

因为我现在在一家美国公司工作，每天都要用英语，因此，今年夏天我开始在上海电视大学学习英语。但是，学习的确很艰难，首先，我记不住单词；第二，我的语法很弱；第三，我的听力不好；第四，英语口语表达也很难。为了克服这些困难，在新学期我制定了学习计划，我希望我能把英语学好。

7) 假如你是李明，遗失了一本书。你应包括下列内容： 1.书在哪里遗失的； 2.这本书对你很重要；

3.拾到者应该如何和你联系。

Dear All:

I lost a book at 5 pm on December 29th in room 210 of Wenxin Building. The title of the book is 《Advanced English Grammar》. This book is very important and helpful to me, for I am bad at grammar. The final examination is getting nearer and nearer and I am worried about my English exam very much. Anyone who finds the book please contact Li Ming on 13774336899. I will be very grateful to you and your kindness. I am looking forward to your calls.

Li Ming

Dec. 30th

各位：

我12月29号下午5点在文心楼丢失了一本书。 书名为《高级英语语法》。这本书对我很重要，因为我语法很差。期末考试来临了，我非常担心我的期末考。任何发现这本书的同学请拨打13774336899联系李明。感激不尽，盼望各位来电。

李明

12月30

8) 1. 了解对方最近的学习情况。2. 你的学习情况。3. 请对方说说提高英语水平的经验。

Dear Robert:

I’m very pleased to know that you are now studying in Qinghua University from your email. How about your study and life there?

Since I am now working in an American company where I have to use English every day, I began studying English in SHTVU this summer. But it’s really very hard, and the most difficult for me is how to memorize all these English words.

I know that you are good at English. Would you tell me your own experience in English study and give me some good tips? Well, take care of yourself!

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Best wishes

Jean

亲爱的罗伯特，

很高兴从你的邮件中了解到您现在在清华读书，你目前的学习和生活如何？

因为我现在一家美国公司工作，每天都得用英语，所以我今年夏天开始到电大学英语。但是真的很难，对我来讲，最难的是如何记忆英语单词。

我知道你英语很好，能不能告诉我你自己学英语的经验，给我点贴士？ 保重！

盼望回复

最好的祝福

Jean

9) 1. 你的近况。2. 请对方帮你购买英语语法书。3. 邀请对方方便时来访。

Dear Robert:

Haven’t got your email for some time and how about you? I am worried about my English study very much since the final examination is getting nearer and nearer.

I’ve got some problems in my study, especially in grammar. Sometimes, I’m quite confused with different tenses. So my teacher recommended me a grammar book, 《Advanced English Grammar》, which can only be bought in Beijing. Could I trouble you to buy one for me?

We haven’t seen each other since we parted. I hope you will take a vocation to Shanghai.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Good luck!

Jean

亲爱的罗伯特，

受到你的邮件已有些时日，你近况如何？我非常担心我的英语，因为期末考试就要到来了。

我语法方面有些问题，有时候我对时态很糊涂，所以英语老师推荐《高级英语语法》一书给我，这本书只有在北京才能买得到。能麻烦你帮我买一本吗？

盼回复

好运

Jean

10) 1. 告诉对方你将参加英语四级考试。2. 询问对方如何做准备。3. 请对方建议一些参考书。 Dear Robert:

I’d like to tell you that your tips for study are really very helpful to me and I have made rapid progress in my English study. So I’m going to take CET-4 next term.

I know that you passed it last year. Would you tell me how I can get prepared for it and what should I pay attention to? I don’t want to fail it.

I think you must have much experience in it, so could you recommend me some books for practice?

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Best wishes

Jean

亲爱的罗伯特，

我想要告诉你你的学习小贴士对我很有用，我的英语学习取得了迅速进步。所以我准备下学期参加大学英语四级考试。

我知道你去年就通过四级了。能告诉我如何准备四级？哪些方面我应该注意？ 我不想通不过。 我想你这方面经验很多，所以能否推荐几本练习的书？

盼回复

最好的祝福

Jean

11) 1. 告诉对方你将参加PETS四级考试。2. 请对方帮忙购买口语教材。3. 邀请对方来访。

Dear Li Hua:

It’s long time we haven’t seen each other. I miss you very much. How’s everything going on with you? I am busy preparing for PETS 4.

I would appreciate if you could help me buy PETS 4 English oral textbook which was issued by the Beijing Press, because the books were sold out here.

Drop in when you are free. I often think of those happy days we spent together when we were at University.

Please let me know as soon as possible once you get the book.

My best wishes.

Yours truly,

Wang Lei

李华，

好久没见了，十分想念你。你怎么样了？我自己在忙着准备PETS四级。

要是你能帮我买到北京出版社出版的PETS 四级的英语口语教材就好了，因为我这该书已经售完了。 有空时来我这看看，我经常会想起我们大学时在一起的美好时光。

一旦买到书请尽快告知

最好的祝福

王磊

12）The course I like best of the long-distance education远程教育中我最爱的课

English is always my favorite course of the long distance education and I am good at English.起始句加英语学习的窍门和习惯 I would like to share 4 good studying habits with you. First, remember 20 new words everyday, and never give up. Second, go over the grammar points I have learnt in English class regularly. Third, read an English article in China Daily every day. Fourth, write an English composition every week and ask teacher to revise that for me to improve the writing level. If you do things above, I am sure your English will also be improved.

远程教育中我最爱的课

英语是远程教育中我最喜欢的课，我英语学的很好。我想和你们分享我的四条比较好的学习习惯。第一，每天记20个生单词，从不间断。第二，定期复习英语课学到的语法点。第三，每天阅读一篇中国日报的英语文章。第四，每周写一篇英语作文，请老师修改以提高写作水平。如果你做好了以上事情，我确定你的英语也会提高。

13）The course I hate most of the long-distance education远程教育中我最不喜欢的课

空间说说英文带翻译篇七
《英语短文笑话(带翻译)》

1、How much English can you speak? "Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English." The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?" The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!" 中文翻译 "法官先生，我的当事人被指控偷窃，这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约，几乎不认 路。而且，他只会说几个英语单词。" 法官看了看被告，问道："你会说多少英文？" 被告抬起头，说："把你的钱包给我！" 2 A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. He said, "What?" 丈夫给妻子看了一项调查结果， 为了向她证明女人比男人啰嗦。 研究表明男人平均每天使用 15000 个字，而女人每天使用 30000 个。 妻子想了一会儿说，女人每天说的字数是男人的两倍，因为她们必须重复已经说过的话。 他问："什么？" 3 Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩：这个座位是空的么？ 女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也将是空的。 4、 "Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying." "Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any." "But has he finished his own cake?" "Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that." "汤姆，你弟弟怎么了？" 妈妈在厨房里问。"他在哭。" "没事儿，妈妈，" 汤姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因为我不给他吃。" "他已经吃完自己的了么？" "是的。" "我帮他吃完时，他也哭了。"2009-6-7 A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket." The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?" The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!" 路人甲对路人乙说，"猜猜我兜里有几个子儿？" 路人乙说："我猜对了，你能给我一个不？" 路人甲说："你要猜对了，我两个全部给你！" 2009-6-6 研究生和本科生的区别 "I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," said an instructor at a university graduate engineering course. "When I say 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond 'Good afternoon.' But the graduate students just write it down." 一个教师在研究生工程学课堂上说："我一眼就能看出来哪些是本科生，哪些是研究生。" " 我说'下午好'的时候，本科生回答'下午好'，而研究生则把这句话记在

本子上。" 2009-6-5 Dad: Tom, please tell me, which month has 28 days? Tom: Every month. 爸爸：告诉我汤姆，哪个月有 28 天呢？ 汤姆：每个月都有啊！ 2009-6-4making faces Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child I was told if I made ugly faces, my face would freeze and stay like that". Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned." 史密斯小姐发现她的一名学生在操场上向别人做鬼脸，便去轻责他。 这位主日学校的老师甜甜地微笑着，说："博比，我小的时候，有人告诉我如果我做鬼脸， 我的脸就会僵硬，永远都那么丑。" 博比抬头看了看老师，说："史密斯小姐，你可别说没人警告过你啊。" 2009-6-3 A guy goes to visit his grandma and he brings his friend with him. While he's talking to his grandma, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off. As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandma, "Thanks for the peanuts." She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off."一名男子带着朋友去探望他的祖母。 当他和祖母聊天时，他的朋友开始吃咖啡桌上放的花生，并把花生都给吃光了。 他们离开时，他的朋友对祖母说:"谢谢您的花生。" 结果祖母说:"唉！自从我牙齿掉光后，我就只能吮掉花生豆外层的巧克力了。" 2009-6-2 A father was trying to teach his son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died. "All right, son," asked the father, "What does that show you?" "Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms." 一位父亲打算让自己的儿子知道酒精有多么可怕。 他把分别把两只虫子放到一杯清水和一杯威士忌里做对比。 清水里虫子安然无恙， 结果威士 忌里的虫子蜷缩了几下就挂掉了。 "所以，儿子啊，"父亲问道，"得出什么结论？" "恩，这说明，你只要喝酒的话，肚里就不会长虫了！" 2009-6-1 Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room. "Doctor," he said, "you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago." "Good heavens, man!" said the doctor. "Why have you waited so long? Why don't you come to me on the day you swallowed it?" "To tell you the truth, Doctor," the poor man replied, "I didn't need the money so badly then." 中文翻译： 一个看起来很难受的穷人走进大夫的诊室。 "大夫！"他说，"帮帮我！一个月前我吞了一分硬币！" "天哪，"大夫说，"早干嘛去了？你当时怎么不来看？" "实话告诉您吧，大夫，"穷人说，"我当时还不缺钱！" 2009-5-31 Boy: Hi, didn't we go on da

tes before? Onec or twice? Girl: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. 男孩：嗨，我们之前是不是约会过，是一次还是两次，我忘记了。女孩：应该只有一次吧，我从不犯两次同样的错误。 2009-5-30 In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, a teacher asked one of the boys, "What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?" "To be deaf," replied the boy. "Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily. "Why, sir! Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully. 在一次音乐学院的入学考试中，老师问其中一个男孩："音乐家最重要的生理素质是什么？" "耳聋，"男孩答道。 "胡说！"老师气愤地说。 "怎么了，先生！难道您不知道大名鼎鼎的音乐家贝多芬是个聋子吗？"男孩轻蔑地反问道。 2009-5-28 A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression. Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?" The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month." Bartender: "That should make you happy." The man: "No, the month is up today!" 一个男人坐在酒吧里，伤心至极。 酒吧招待："你怎么了？跟老婆闹矛盾了？" 男人："我们吵了一架，她说一个月都不跟我说话。" 酒吧招待："那你应该高兴才是啊！" 男人："不，今天是这个月的最后一天。" 【Laughter】2009-5-27 A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 女人找了老公之前都在担忧未来。男人娶了老婆之前从来不为未来担忧。 2009-5-26 A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 男人想要的东西，要是值 1 块钱却卖 2 块，他也会买；而对于女人，即使是不想要的东西， 要是值 2 块钱却只卖 1 块，她也会买。 2009-5-25 The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and vice versa. "Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the2nd time will be fined $60. Being caught a 3rd time will incur a fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this moment, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Umm...How much for a season pass?" 女生宿舍将全面禁止男生进入，男生宿舍也同样不得女生光临。 "不论是谁，一旦违规，初犯将被罚款 20 美元。再犯要被罚款 60 美元。第 3 次被抓需要交 180 美元的罚款。还有什么疑问么？" 这时人群中一个男同学问道，"那么一个季度通行证需要多少钱？" 2009-5-24 Boy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money. 男孩：我可以给你买杯饮料吗？ 女孩：你不如直接把钱给我得了。2009-5-22 Doctor: Your cough sounds much better today. Patient: It should. I've been practicing all n

ight. 医生：听上去你咳嗽今天好多了。 病人：应该如此。我昨晚练习了一整夜。 2009-5-21 Pete: "The last time I was out hunting, I stepped off a high cliff, and would you believe it, while I was falling every fool deed I'd ever done came into my mind." Bob: "Must have been a pretty high mountain you fell from." 皮特："我上次出去打猎，跌下了很高的悬崖，信不信由你，当我跌落的时候，我脑海里浮 现了我做过的所有蠢事。" 鲍勃："你一定是从万丈高山上跌落的吧。" 2009-5-19 Spending the night with their grandparents, 2 young boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers at bedtime. The younger boy began praying at the top of his lungs:"I PRAY FOR A BIKE... I PRAY FOR A NEW DVD..." His older brother nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!" 2 个男孩与祖父母一起过夜，他们跪在床边做睡前祷告。弟弟声嘶力竭地祈祷: "我祈求一辆 自行车，一张新 DVD……" 哥哥用肘轻推他: "你为什么大喊着祈祷？上帝又不聋。" 弟弟答道:"上帝是不聋，但是奶奶聋。"2009-5-18 A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside her, he said, "Pull over!" "No," she replied, "a pair of socks!" 巡警发现一名妇女边开车边织毛衣，便开车上前，说："靠边停车(套头衫)！" "不，" 她回答，"是一双袜子！" In order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol,the teacher put a bug into a glass filled with alcohol,soon the bug died. The teacher asked a student,"what does this show?" The student answered,"It shows that people won't get parasites if they drink more alcohol." 酒的好处 为了证明酒精对生物的危害，老师把一只虫子放入装有酒精的杯子里，虫子很快就死了。老 师问一个学生：“这说明了什么？” 学生答道：“说明人多喝酒，就不会长虫子。”1. Teacher:Some students are becoming arrogant.Do you remember the story about race between the hare and the tortoise?Now,Xiaoming,will you please tell us why the hare was defeated by the tortoise? Xiaoming:Because the hare fell asleep. Teacher:Absolutely right!What should we do so that the hare won't fall asleep? Xiaoming:Exchange the tortoise for the wolf. 把乌龟换成狼 老师：有些同学开始骄傲了，大家还记得龟兔赛跑的故事吗。小明，你说说看，兔子为 什么输给乌龟？ 小明：因为它睡觉了。 老师：对极了！我们应该怎么做才能让兔子不睡觉呢？ 小明：把乌龟换成狼！ Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping

the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion. In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion. "What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief. "Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?" 伟大的猎手 Jonesie 有个小村庄正为一只吃人的狮子而烦恼。于是，村长派人去请伟大的猎手 Jonesie 来杀死这 只野兽。 猎手躺着等了几个晚上，但狮子一直没有出现。最后，他要求村长杀只羊然后把头皮给他。 把羊皮披在身上后，猎人到草原上去等狮子。 半夜，村民被从草原传来的声嘶力竭的尖叫声惊醒。他们小心地靠近后，看到猎手正躺在草 地上痛苦地呻吟。没有狮子出没的蛛丝马迹。 “Jonesie，怎么了？狮子在哪？”村长问。 “哪有狮子！”猎人怒吼道，“哪个傻瓜把公牛放出来了？” ——————————————————————————————————————— — Weather Predict A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm. "This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks. Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?" The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken." 天气预报 一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处工作.一天,一个印度老人到导演跟前告诉导演说"明天下雨."第 二天果然下雨了. 一周后,印度人又来告诉导演说,"明天有风暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴. "印度人真神,"导演说.他告诉秘书雇佣该印度人来预报天气. 几次预报都很成功.然后,接下来的两周,印度人不见了. 最后,导演派人去把他叫来了."我明天必须拍一个很大的场景,"导演说,"这得靠你了.明天天气 如何啊?" 印度人耸了耸肩."我不知道,"印度人说,"收音机坏了." ——————————————————————————————————————— ——— I Am Acting Like a Lady One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered byfrantic women. He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed. "You there!" challenged