破产姐妹takeitall

破产姐妹takeitall(篇一)
《破产姐妹》

S2E1

I respect it all, but I'll throw up.

我完全尊重这种做法，但我会吐的

I don't judge.

我很开明的

I am not at all emotional about it.

我情绪平和，一点也不激动

'Cause you never tell a man in prison no. He could hang himself with his belt. 不可以拒绝坐牢的人，他会上吊自尽的

Do not give me that look.

别用那种眼神看我

Quick, how's my hairnet?

快看看我发罩怎么样

It's all getting a little tense.

这有点太剑拔弩张了

Be more sensitive and stuff.

考虑一下别人的心情

Just wanted to pick your brain.

只想听听你的意见

Even if I could bring myself to go through all that, we need every penny we have for the cupcake business.

就算我能够忍受出席的痛苦，但我们真得省下每一分钱来用于小蛋糕事业

I use the box our soap comes in as a wallet.

我用肥皂包装盒当钱包呢

It was either that, or he was hitting on me, which, I'm not gonna lie, I wouldn't hate. 不是暗指有钱就是在对我放电，坦白说，那样也不赖

Nancy Drew

神探南茜

You're telling me the man who invented a way to defraud most of New York isn't as clever as a stone 12-year-old with a butter knife?

你觉得一个能够骗尽大半个纽约的天才想不到一个12岁嗑药妹能想出的法子吗

I'm the boss of you.

我是你老大

I know I'm a brunette, but do I have bangs?

我可以扮个褐发妞，但要刘海吗

Born with a silver spoon in your mouth.

含着银汤匙出生

Eh, six of one.

半斤八两啦

You do so much with so little fabric.

少少的布料，大大的美丽

Golden shower.

黄金淋浴**(piss in the mouth)

Yolo!

那是哟

Back out now, ladies. I'm a paddle bitch.

放弃吧，女士们，我乃竞价小贱哥

Well, I'm a bitch bitch.

我还是贱贱姐呢

Jet skis.

水上摩托车

Which, for anyone who might be watching my lips, we were going to give all to charity.

致所有可能读我唇语的人，我们将要拿那笔钱去做公益

No matter how hard the circumstances, you could get over any hurdle.

无论境况多糟糕，你都能跨过任何难关

I now see how that could've happened to him.

这会儿我看出他为何会有今日了

I'm pissed as hell.

我还在生气呢

S2E2

Twitter is stupid. And Instagram is twitter for people who can't read.

推特已经够蠢了，而图片分享网，就是给不识字的人用的推特

Nothing worse than a cake tease. Ask any man.

敢说不敢做的人最差劲了，不信随便找个男人问问

Everything's gonna work out.

一切都会水到渠成的

Been there, done that.

我亲身体验过了

Luddites.

卢德分子：19世纪对抗工业革命反对机械代替人力的人们

Oh, blegh!

恶心啊

There is no luck. There is only work.【Keep in mind】 幸运是不存在的，努力才是硬道理

It's limp, anemic, and lackluster. 这项链没个性，没活力，没光泽

Just got a little damp. 有点小兴奋

Never would've happened if I had had my necklace. 如果我的幸运项链在的话，就不会发生这种事了

Might as well face it. 借此面对现实吧

You and I are on our own. 我们俩只能自食其力

What kind of freaks deface a cupcake machine? 怎么会有变态想要乱喷小蛋糕机啊

We can add this Earl bonus money to our cupcake business total.

我们可以把厄尔给我们的额外收入加到小蛋糕生意基金里

Yeah, that 150 will really put a dent in the 250,000 we need.

加上那150块，咱们离目标又近了一“大”步呢

Mushroom growing on our bathroom rug

浴室地毯上长的小蘑菇

Do you wanna know the real reason I thought this necklace was so lucky? 你想知道我认为它是幸运项链的真正原因么

I was wearing it the day I met you.

遇见你的那天 ，我就戴着它

Pearl necklace

珍珠项链**[semen]

Just when I thought I was out, she pulls me back in again.

我本已绝望，她又重燃我希望之火

S2E3

You're in my house now, bitch.

敢在太岁头上动土，狗东西

I wish I hadn't seen it.

亮瞎狗眼【无法直视】

Fart cushions are funny.

放屁垫果然搞笑

That was very uncharacteristic of me.

那完全不是平时的我嘛

So now you just know everything about life?

所以你已经看透人间百态了吗

Without the attitude and the fidgety exhaling.

态度好点，少唧唧歪歪

He's in love with a pretty girl who his rival tries to kill them

他会爱上漂亮女人，而敌人会试图杀了他们

Partial nudity

半裸镜头

Product placement

植入式广告

Dope explosions

爆炸场面

Hans Zimmer

好莱坞知名电影配乐家

Yelling at the screen is the best part of going to the movies, and more white people should learn that.

冲着屏幕嚷嚷是看电影最爽的部分，你们白人该学着点

We'll stop if it hurts.

如果你疼我们就停下

Every now and then, on our own behalf we do put ourselves second

但我要为咱俩说句公道话，我们偶尔也为对方着想

The Wiz

绿野仙踪[绿野先尿](wiz = pee )

Sometimes people bug me, and I need some time away.

有时候人们让我心烦，而我需要静一静

We're gonna hang sometime.

改天一起粗去玩

You got my eye on you.

你赢得了我的注意哟

S2E4 Bitch needs to take it down a notch.

那贱人气焰不该这么嚣张

They're moist, delicious, creamy.

水嫩，味美，奶油多

You just put everything into perspective.

你看待事物总是有独到见解

I thought Google eliminated the need to ask question out loud, but fine.

我还以为有了谷歌之后，就不会有人随口问蠢问题，但没关系

The world's a dead-end and nothing good happens ever to anyone.

人生就是个死胡同，好事永不降临

破产姐妹takeitall(篇二)
《破产姐妹 第一季 第15集剧本》

破产姐妹 第一季 第十五集

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Move over, I wanna slide in close to you so we can take the picture for our new website.

挪过去 跟我坐近点 这样我们就能给新网站拍照了

Look, if you want to get all lesbian with me, just go for it.

嘿 如果你想和我百合 直接追我就行了

You don't have to pretend it's for the website.

不用打着为了网站的幌子

It is.

本来就是啊

And for the record, in 2009 when Katy Perry "kissed a girl and liked it", 顺便说一下 2009年Katy Perry唱"我吻了个女孩 我喜欢这感觉"

I kissed one and didn't.

我也吻了个女孩 不过我不喜欢

Ready? One, two, and

准备啊 一 二

- Perfect! - Perfect?

- 真完美啊 - 好意思说?

This photo does not say "let’s do your child’s birthday party".

这张照片可不是在说 "我们可以承办您孩子的生日派对"

It says, we are an AC/DC tribute band, you can pay us in cocaine. 而是 "我们是AC/DC模仿乐队 你们可以付给我们可卡因"

Oleg, would you take a picture of us for our website?

Oleg 你可以为我们俩拍张照片吗?

You realize you just asked a man who only takes pictures of his penis? 你知道你刚刚问的是一个只给他的JJ拍照的男人吗?

But it's always well-lit, and perfectly in focus

但是他会采光 而且很会精确对焦

You won’t be disappointed; I take a lot of website pictures.

你们肯定不会失望的 我可拍过很多网站的照片

Yeah, but we are not wearing just bras and chicken masks

是啊 但是我们又不是只穿着内衣戴着鸡头面具的妞

We have time.

我们有的是时间

Maybe we should rethink the coke whore picture.

也许我们应该考虑一下黄色图片

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破产姐妹 第一季 第十五集 天天美剧字幕组

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听译: D- 安安 包子 牛牛 小夏 校对: Leah 安安 黄鱼 饺子 米兰 牛牛 蓑笠翁 月球 Well, good night, ladies. Sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite. 晚安 女士们 早睡早起身体好 不睡小心被虫咬

And I remember time in New York when that was more cute than accurate. 想当年 在纽约 这话只是哄小孩的 现在不睡可真的会被咬

- Good night, Earl. - Good night.

- 晚安 Earl - 晚安

Oh, I’ve come across a 6 dollar inaccuracy in tonight’s total.

我刚刚发现今晚总营业额少了六块

You must go over all checks again.

你要再查一遍全部的小票

Oh , I’m just on my way home.

哦 但是我要回家了

But it's not 2 am.

但现在还没到两点

I hate to play the heavy but you must sit down and go over checks again. 我讨厌总唱白脸 但你必须坐下重新检查一遍

Oh, I’m 75 years old.

我已经75岁了

I don’t even have enough time to wipe twice.

我都没有足够的时间来擦两次屁股

Well, well. Hello there

哇哇 女士你好啊

Such a gentleman.

真是个绅士啊

And what a well-behaved boy!

这孩子真懂礼貌

Oh, there are the girls.

女孩们

- Sophie, hello, you look pretty. - Oh, I know.

- 你好啊sophie 你看起来很漂亮 - 那还用说

- Sorry, the kitchen is closed. - What?

- 不好意思厨房下班了 - 什么?

The kitchen was closed,

厨房是下班了

but can now be opened again for such a beautiful women.

但是可以为如此漂亮的女士重新开张

Hello, I am the chef.

你好 我是这儿的主厨

Oh, here we go. Ukraines is gonna try to invade Poland.

又来了 乌克兰又一次要占波兰的便宜了 [Sophie是波兰人]

It’s double-D day.

今天是诺曼D杯登陆日啊 [Dday指诺曼底登陆 double D指罩杯]

Oleg, this is our neighbor Sophie.

Oleg, 这是我们的邻居Sophie.

I would like to have a plate with sausage on it while I look over the menu 先要一盘香肠 其他的我看了菜单再说

Yowza

破产姐妹takeitall(篇三)
《破产姐妹 双语剧本 第一季 第1集》

破产姐妹 第一季 第一集

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Pick up! Tables 12, 4, 11.

十二 四 十一号桌上菜

Got it.

来了

Hey, when you get a second,

等你丫有空...

stop looking at my boobs.

麻烦把淫眼从我奶上移开

Excuse me.

麻烦一下

Waitress?

服务生

Dude?

小二

Hi, what can I get ya?

您好 请问要点什么

We need some...

我们要...

Is that annoying?

看了会不爽吗

Is that obnoxious and rude?

觉得对方又欠扁又无礼吗

Would you find it distracting if someone did that to you 你工作时有人这么弄你

while you were working?

你会觉得烦吗

Oh, you don't have a job. Sorry.

哎呀 忘记你没工作了 抱歉

Damn, dude, she burned you.

靠 伙计 她完胜呀

No, hipster.

别搞错了 小痞子

Do not think we're on the same team.

别以为我跟你是一国的

We have nothing in common.

咱俩到死都不是同路人

I wear knit hats when it's cold out.

姐戴帽子挡酷寒

You wear knit hats cause of Coldplay.

二货戴帽学酷玩[乐队]

You have tattoos to piss off your dad.

你的纹身是想气死你爹

My dad doesn't know he's my dad.

我爹压根不知他是我爹

And finally,

最后

you think...

你觉得

this is the sound that gets you service.

一声穿云指 我千军万马来服务

I think...

要我说

This is the sound that dries up my vagina. 一声穿云指 我如瀑下阴也干枯

The other waitress disappeared, the Russian one. 那位俄国服务生呢 怎么不见了

We need horseradish.

我们想要山葵酱

Please.

拜托您了

That, ladies, is how you treat a waitress.

妹妹真乖 这样才有礼貌嘛

Paulina!

宝莲娜

Oh, so... so good, oh...

爽爽死了

Oh, sorry, I didn't realize you were on break. 抱歉 不知道你在休息

I just need some horseradish.

我要山葵酱

- Here. - Oh, cool.

-给 -收到

Excuse me, where's my waitress?

请问 服务生去哪了

She's coming.

她马上来[高潮]

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破产姐妹takeitall(篇四)
《破产姐妹原文》

原文：

Hi, what can I get for you?

Hi, I'm Caroline and this is my business partner Max.

- And you are? - Semhar.

- Oh, jeez. - Such a pretty name.

It means "light of the tiger" in Sanskrit.

Oh, jeez.

It's my yoga name.

Help me, God.

Well, Semhar, we just opened a local neighborhood cupcake company. Our card.

We're introducing our exciting product

to local boulangeries.

Please try a sample. Max. 语调示意图：

破产姐妹takeitall(篇五)
《破产姐妹 经典台词台词》

（1）This is the Williamsburg diner,owned by Han Lee, who just changed his name to Bryce Lee. Because I guess he wants people to take him even less seriously.Eight months ago he bought it from the Russian mob. Clientele used to be all eastern bloc criminals and crack whores, but then he took it over and ruined it.

这是威廉堡餐厅，老板是韩·李，这货刚改名叫李小笼，是个不当笑柄就受不了的主儿。八个月前他从俄国黑帮那接手这家餐厅，过去顾客多半是东欧小混混、吸毒的妓女。他接手之后，这些客人都跑光了。

这是Max和Caroline初次见面，Max向她介绍餐厅的对白。”Take sb./sth. seriously”表示对某人或某物的重视和关注。Max的老板因为身材矮小不受关注，常常做各种不能理解的蠢事来引人注目，也因此常被Max挖苦。”Mob”指“暴民、黑帮”。Clientele和client一般意义上均指“客户，当事人、委托人”，主要区别是前者比较正式一般是上流社会的人使用。后者比较随意。Max在Caroline面前用clientele是讽刺她的上流社会出身。“Eastern bloc”直译为“东方集团”，借指来自东欧的小混混，反映了美国对东欧一贯的敌视。“Crack whores”，美俚里有个表达“be on crack”，意指吸毒。

（2）Is that annoying? Is that obnoxious and rude? Would you find it distracting if someone did that to you while you were working? Oh, you don’t have a job, sorry.

你不爽吗？觉得对方欠扁又无礼吗？你工作是有人这么着（打响指）你会觉得烦吗？哦，不对，你连工作都没有，抱歉。

obnoxious: 令人讨厌的，可恨的。Max在这里形容顾客打响指使唤她的行为。 He is the most obnoxious man I know.他是我认识的最可憎的人。

（3）You have tattoos to piss off your dad. My dad doesn’t know he’s my dad.你的纹身是想气死你爹，我爹压根不知他是我爹。

“Piss off”是个非常常见的俚语，一般有两种用法：

主动式：Don’t piss me off.别惹我。

被动式：He got pissed off by the endless complaint.他被无休止的牢骚惹怒了。

Max经常喜欢拿自己素未谋面的老爸吐槽，当然这也是她一直的心结。来自地下阶层、从小缺乏家庭温暖，被迫自力更生。毒舌、爱挖苦成为她的求生技能，隐藏内心的脆弱和不安：

I don’t cry. I sold my tear ducts to an organ bank for cash two years ago.我才不会哭，我早在两年前就把泪腺卖给器官银行换钱了。

（1）（Refering to Manhattan）She’s a bitch. Always shoving her stuff in your face.you can never have it. （曼哈顿）是个贱货。总是把她美好的一面展现在你面前，你却无法企及。

shove指“push in a rush or careless way”，意思和push差不多但动作更粗鲁一点，可译成“推，挤，乱塞”。shove有很多非正式用法，有个常用的俚语“shove （someone or something） down someone’s throat”,直译指“把某物硬塞到某人喉咙里”，意指强迫某人接受某物。例如：Mary isn’t invited to my party, and I don’t wish for anyone to shove her down my throat! 我不会邀请玛丽参加我的派对。谁也别想让我鸟她！

（2）You are a bartender who’s close to liquor all night and you are not an alcoholic.So clearly you don’t know how to seize an opportunity.你只是个整晚守着酒的酒保，而且你还不酗酒。显然你不是懂得把握机会的人。 alcoholic，酗酒者，酒鬼。-holic是个英语词根，意为过分沉迷于某事，无法自拔。作为词根不单独使用，一般作为形容词词尾。如：workaholic 工作狂，shopaholic购物狂，teleholic 电视狂。

(3)I guess I am your BFF.Broke Friend Forever. 我还以为我是你的BFF（原指Best Friend Forever永远最好的朋友），永远破产的朋友。

英语口语中非常喜欢用缩略语，尤其是年轻人的潮语里，很多美剧都反映了这一现象。例如：FYI(for your information),通知你，告诉你一下

You’re wasting your time with that. Just FYI.这件事你完全是在浪费时间。

（1）slippery slope 走下坡路；滑坡理论

MAX: Look, why don’t you just take some of our cupcake business savings and go to a good dentist office. You know, one where you won’t get a staph infection just from looking at the floor.

你可以从我们的蛋糕基金里拿点钱，找家正常点的牙科诊所，不会因为看了眼地板就感染上传染病。 （staph: 葡萄球菌；infection:n.感染，传染）

CAROLINE: No, we can’t do that. That’s our future. Once we start doing that, it’s a slippery slope.

不行，不能动基金的钱。那是我们的未来。一旦开始拿了，就难以回头了。 slippery slope 表示走下坡路；滑坡理论，可用于英语写作的辩证分析中，表示一旦开始了某一种行为，会导致事件不可抑止地往坏处发展，或单纯表达某事物处于“走下坡”的衰退状态。如：

What can be done to help people escape from the slippery slope of poor health, poor education and deprivation? 我们应该做什么来帮助那些健康走下坡路、教育程度低和贫困的人呢？

Now the automobile crisis. There is no doubt that we are going to government intervention everywhere, government ownership [that is] unprecedented in this country. It is a slippery slope. 无庸置疑的是，政府介入方方面面，这种国家所有的状况是前所未有的，这是走下坡。

破产姐妹takeitall(篇六)
《破产姐妹 双语剧本 第一季 第2集》

破产姐妹 第一季 第二集

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Hi, ready to order?

准备好点餐了吗

Do you have anything that's really special?

你们有什么特色[菜]说来听听

Not according to my high school guidance counselor.

我高中辅导员说我没有特色

I'll have the veggie plate.

那我要个蔬菜拼盘

But instead of beets, I want kale.

不要甜菜 换甘蓝

And instead of broccoli, more kale.

不要花椰菜 再放点甘蓝

I want the veggies steamed.

蔬菜要用蒸的

And instead of dressing, I want lemons.

色拉调料改用柠檬代替

Don't you need to write this down?

你怎么还不动笔记下来啊

I'm afraid if I start writing that down,

现在只有心情写遗书

it'll turn into a suicide note.

因为要被烦死了

I'm assuming this table's gonna have a lot more of those requests. 我猜你们都会这么点餐吧

Yes, I could tell by the hats.

没错 看你们那帽就知道是事儿精

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Earl, I have something new I want you to try.

厄尔 我有新东西想你尝尝

That's the exact same sentence

正是因为这句话

that got me hooked on cocaine in the '80s.

我才会在几十年前 染上吸毒的恶习

It's my new cupcake flavor.

我说的是 蛋糕的新口味啦

Delicious dark chocolate the ladies can't help but love. 女人无法抗拒的美味黑巧克力口味

I'm calling it "The Earl."

我把它称为"黑伯爵厄尔"

I know you got that right.

说得好

Hi, I'm here.

我来了

I was running late so I decided to hail a cab.

本来我以为要迟到了 想说打个的吧

And then I remembered I didn't have any money on me. 然后才想起我没带钱

And then I remembered I didn't have any money at all. 接着意识到我现在是两袖清风的穷光蛋

So I walked the whole way here.

所以我不辞辛苦地走来上班

The apartment's three blocks away.

我家到这里才隔三条街

Yes, I know.

我知道

Three blocks and 15 "holachicas" away.

三条街 外加十五声"哟呵 妹子"那么远

Well, you can't be late again.

你不能再迟到了

I'm already worried about me being late...

我够烦我每个月迟到的...

every month.

大姨妈了

On my way here, a homeless man asked me for money. 在我来的路上 一位无家可归的流浪汉向我讨钱

And I told him that I usually always give,

我跟他说 通常我都会慷慨解囊

but that my father was indicted in a Ponzi scandal 但我的父亲因为非法敛财而被起诉了

破产姐妹takeitall(篇七)
《破产姐妹S01E02剧本》

Hi,readytoorder?准备好点餐了吗

Doyouhaveanythingthat'sreallyspecial?你们有什么特色[菜]说来听听

Notaccordingtomyhighschoolguidancecounselor.我高中辅导员说我没有特色

I'llhavetheveggieplate.那我要个蔬菜拼盘

Butinsteadofbeets,Iwantkale.不要甜菜换甘蓝

Andinsteadofbroccoli,morekale.不要花椰菜再放点甘蓝Iwanttheveggiessteamed.蔬菜要用蒸的

Andinsteadofdressing,Iwantlemons.色拉调料改用柠檬代替Don'tyouneedtowritethisdown?你怎么还不动笔记下来啊I'mafraidifIstartwritingthatdown,现在只有心情写遗书it'llturnintoasuicidenote.因为要被烦死了

I'massumingthistable'sgonnahavealotmoreofthoserequests.我猜你们都会这么点餐吧

Yes,Icouldtellbythehats.没错看你们那帽就知道是事儿精Earl,IhavesomethingnewIwantyoutotry.厄尔我有新东西想你尝尝

That'stheexactsamesentence正是因为这句话

thatgotmehookedoncocaineinthe'80s.我才会在几十年前染上吸毒的恶习

It'smynewcupcakeflavor.我说的是蛋糕的新口味啦

Deliciousdarkchocolatetheladiescan'thelpbutlove.女人无法抗拒的美味黑巧克力口味

I'mcallingit"TheEarl."我把它称为"黑伯爵厄尔"Iknowyougotthatright.说得好Hi,I'mhere.我来了

IwasrunninglatesoIdecidedtohailacab.本来我以为要迟到了想说打个的吧

AndthenIrememberedIdidn'thaveanymoneyonme.然后才想起我没带钱

AndthenIrememberedIdidn'thaveanymoneyatall.接着意识到我现在是两袖清风的穷光蛋

SoIwalkedthewholewayhere.所以我不辞辛苦地走来上班Theapartment'sthreeblocksaway.我家到这里才隔三条街Yes,Iknow.我知道

Threeblocksand15"holachicas"away.三条街外加十五声"哟呵妹子"那么远

Well,youcan'tbelateagain.你不能再迟到了

I'malreadyworriedaboutmebeinglate...我够烦我每个月迟到的...

everymonth.大姨妈了

Onmywayhere,ahomelessmanaskedmeformoney.在我来的路上一位无家可归的流浪汉向我讨钱

AndItoldhimthatIusuallyalwaysgive,我跟他说通常我都会慷慨解囊

butthatmyfatherwasindictedinaPonziscandal但我的父亲因为非法敛财而被起诉了

andI'velostmyfamilyfortuneandmyManhattantownhouse,我们家产没了曼哈顿豪宅也没了

soI'vebeensleepingonacouchinBrooklyn,but,还得在布鲁克林区朋友家的沙发过夜

inspiteofitall,I'mstilloptimistic尽管世事无常但我还是对于thatyouandIwillachievesuccess开小蛋糕店持乐观态度

inourexcitingnewcupcakebusinessventure.并坚信未来将会取得成功

Andlookwhathegaveme!瞧看他给了我啥

Youtookmoneyfromahomelessman?你连流浪汉的钱都拐啊IprefertothinkofBobnearthebridgeasourfirstinvestor.应该说是桥边的鲍勃入股投资才对

Pickup!Specialsandwich.上菜特制三明治

Icanthinkofevenmorespecialsandwich.我还想到一种更妙的三明治

You,meandthehotblondegiraffe.你我金发长颈鹿夹一起Well,sherecentlylostherdignity,她破产后尊严全没了soyoumighthaveashot.搞不好她会愿意屈就Hellotoday!今天好啊

Ihavenametagforyou.我给你做了个名牌

Onlyyourseconddayandlook,nametagalready.你才来第二天我就给你备好名牌了

Asnewowner,Iamkillingit.这新东家当的太牛逼了Thankyou.谢谢

Oh,itsays"Carolin."上面写的是"卡洛淋"It'sCaroline.Withan"E".我叫卡洛"琳"是"王"字旁I'mCaroline.我叫卡洛琳

Asnewowner,Iamsuckingit.这新东家当的太二逼了Justputiton.你就挂着就是了

Youcan'ttellanAsianhemadeamistake.不能告诉亚洲人他犯了错误

He'llgointhebackandthrowhimselfonasword.不然等会他就去拔剑自刎了

Thankyou,Mr.Lee.谢谢你李老板YoumaycallmeHan.你可以叫我憨H-a-n.勇"敢"的"心"

Notrapinmyname.好记不会错

I'mthinkingweshouldtake我在想我们可以迈出

thefirststepinournewcupcakebusiness我们蛋糕事业的第一步了bywriting"Max'sHomemadeCupcakes"就在优惠餐板上uponthespecialsboard.写上"麦克斯自制蛋糕"吧

No,Ican'thavemynameupthere.不行姐的大名不能张扬

EveryoneIowemoneytothinksIliveinSeattle.我的债主们都以为我住在西雅图呢

Oh,weusedtoownSeattle.哎以前西雅图是我家的呢

Max,we'vegottogetthenameoutthere.麦克斯你的名字一定得亮相

Createabuzz.制造名气嘛Ooh,goodidea!好棒好棒

Let'screateabuzz.赶紧开始名气大作战

Exactly,inordertolaunch--没错要想打开市场I'mmockingyou.我是在模仿你那傻样儿

Whenindoubt,I'malwaysmockingyou.以后别怀疑我向来都是在嘲笑你

Seriously,Max.说真的麦克斯

Thisnewcupcakebusinessisourlifeline.这个蛋糕事业是我们的救生索

Awayoutforbothofus.能助我们走上脱贫致富的道路呀

AndIwannathankyouagainforlettingmemovein.我还想再次感谢你让我搬进你家住

Ifthere'sanythingIcandotohelpyou--如果有任何事我能帮得上忙的

Youmeanbesidesstartingtowaitontables?是指除了招待客人以外的忙吗

Imeant,anythingIcandotohelpyou我是说任何能帮你平复throughyourbreakupwithRobbie.和罗比分手的难过心情的事Oh.Thanks,butI'mfine.谢了我没事

Andwe'reworking.而且现在是我们工作时间Well,oneofusis.你不干活我还干呢Areyousureyou'refine?你确定你没事吗

'CauseIheardyoucryinglastnight.昨晚我听见你在哭Idon'tcry.我才不哭

Isoldmytearductstoanorganbankforcashtwoyearsago.早在两年前我就把泪腺拿去器官银行卖钱了Iwasonthecouch.当时我躺在沙发上

AndIheardyoucryingaloneinyourbedroom.听到你在卧室里独自啜泣

Really?Whatdidthecryingsoundlike?真的吗那哭声听起来像啥样

Like...像这样...

Iwasn'tcrying.我不是在哭

Well,thenwhatwereyoud--那你是在干嘛...

Oh!Sononeofmybusiness.哎哟那事我管不着That'sright.正确

-Andrememberthat.-Gotit.-麻烦记住这点-收到

Infact,let'sjustsaythatanythinghavingtodo事实上任何有关于withmybedroom,mytables,ormylife--我卧室我桌子或我生活的事

youshouldstayawayfrom.你最好都别多管闲事Boundaries.Gotit.界限明白

Andpleasedon'ttellanyoneatwork而且千万不要告诉任何同事Iletyoumoveintomyapartment.我让你搬进我家住

Thatisoneboundarywebothdon'twantcrossed.一说出去后果难以想象

Why?为什么

Hey,roomies.嗨同居"蜜"友That'swhy.懂了吧

Hopethosesheetsareokay.希望你能睡得惯这床单

Oh,don'tworryaboutit.不用担心

Iknowthey'rethebestyoucouldafford.我知道你就只能买这么好的了

Notreally.Thegoodonesareonmybed.其实不是更好的我自己用着呢

Max,thatovenissohot.麦克斯烤箱太热了

Couldyoudomeafavorandopenthebackdoor?你能帮我开开后门吗

We'veknowneachothertwodays我们才认识两天

andyou'realreadyaskingforbackdoor?你就想开我"后庭"啊DearGod!上帝呀

Iforgotyou'reEquestrianBarbie.我忘了你是骑师芭比Youcamewithahorse.买芭比还附赠马一只No.不行

Out,horse,bad!Badhorse.出去小马不乖哦大坏马Chestnut.栗宝

Noneedtoyell,he'sachampion.没必要嚷它它可是冠军马Championstinkbomb.米田共臭度也是冠军

It'ssmellingprettyripeoutinthatyard.整个院子臭味四溢

That'snotChestnut,that'sBrooklyn.这不关栗宝的事布鲁克林本来就这味儿

Okay,well,I'mwatching"TheChampion"好吧我现在就看见"冠军马"

dropsomesteaminghot"Brooklyn"rightnow.拉出几坨热气腾腾的"布鲁克林"呢

Max,I'vebeenthinkingabouthowyoucompletelyoverreacted麦克斯对于把名字写在板子上这件事

toyournameuponthespecialsboard.我觉得你有点反应过大了Doyouthinkit'safearofsuccess?你觉得那是对成功的恐惧吗Iamtoopoortohaveafearofsuccess.我穷到恐惧不起成功AtWhartonBusinessSchool,welearned我在沃顿商学院学过thateverynewventurecanbringupacertainamountoffear.但凡创业都会伴随着一定的恐惧

IsthereanywaytodoayelpreviewofWhartonBusinessSchool?我能去Yelp网上给沃顿点个差评之类的吗

Maybeyou'rehavingahardtimeimagining或许因为没人相信过你和你的梦想

thiscupcakebusinesscouldeverevenhappen所以你才无法想象becausenobodyeverbelievedinyouoryourdreams.这个蛋糕事业会有实现的一天I'mguessing.我瞎猜的

Icanmakethishappen,Max.我能帮你美梦成真麦克斯Forme,foryou,forus.为了我为了你为了我们

Justkeepmakingthoseamazingcupcakes.你就接着烘焙超好吃的小蛋糕

AndI'lldotheresttillyoubelieve.其他我来做做到你相信为止Ibelieveeverythingyoujustsaid我"相信"你说的每一句话andthatchildrenarethefuture.我也"相信"孩子是未来的主人翁Max,it'sme!麦克斯是我Iknowit'syou.我知道是你

Yousleepwithaknifeunderyourpillow?你睡觉时枕头底下还藏把刀啊

It'stheonlyhomesecuritysystemIcanafford.这是我唯一付得起的家庭安保项目

AndI'macutter.而且割腕儿童欢乐多嘛Ican'tsleeponthatcouch.那沙发我睡不了

IthinkIkeamightbetheScandinavianwordforsciatica.我想"宜家"是脊椎"移架"的意思吧

Andthere'sweirdsoundsinthestreet.而且大街上有奇怪的声音AndIdon'thavemywhitenoisemachine.我也没带助眠白噪音机Well,that'sPuertoRicannoise.只是波多黎各街头艺人在瞎吹奏嘛

You'llgetusedtoit.你听听就会习惯

CanIjustlaydownhereandgetalittlesleep?我能躺在这睡一会儿吗

Idon'tevenletthemenIsleepwithsleepwithme.我的男人都不准在这睡

Ican'tgetintoyourissuesrightnow.你的心里毛病我现在没力医Ijustneedtosleep!我只是想睡觉Fine,getinthen.好吧钻进来吧Whatisthat?这是什么

Potatochips.Isleep-eat.薯片我边睡边吃Coolranchandbacon?清凉牧场培根味Dude,they'redelicious.拜托好吃到做梦也会笑

BecauseofyourbreakupwithRobbie?跟人分手就得自暴自弃吗Justgetin.少废话快上来

Ihavetobeinthecitytobabysitinfivehours.我五个小时后得去市里给人看孩子呢

Oh,great,you'relikeanightlight.天啊你就像盏灯You'resoblonde.金发亮得真晃眼Thankyou.多谢夸奖

Max,someone'sinthelivingroom.麦克斯有人进了客厅Max,someone'sinthebedroom!麦克斯有人进了卧室Robbie!罗比

What'sup,babe?怎么了宝贝

Robbie,whatareyoudoinghere?罗比你来这儿干嘛Webrokeup.我们已经分手了Still?还分着啊

Yes,still.Youhitonme.没错还分着你调戏我

Andthenshecaughtyouwithsomeoneelse然后她还发现你和别人intheseverysheets.在这张床上滚床单

WhichI'mhopingshewashed.希望你洗过这床单了Oh,Igetit.我懂了

Youblewmeoff'causeyouliketheladies.你跟我分手是因为你喜欢女人

Whichiscool.Iliketheladies,too.没关系我也喜欢女人

Andrightnow,it'sthetwoladiesIlike.而现在床上的两个女人我都喜欢

Robbie,ifIweregonnagolesbian,罗比如果我要玩百合情shewouldbethelast"les"I'd"bian."她是我最不可能"合"的那位Listen,babe--听我说宝贝Youreallyhurther.你伤她很深Stop.闭嘴

Shesleep-eatstransfatsthankstoyou.都是你弄的她边睡边吃垃圾食品

Here,stuffalloftheseinyourmouth.给把这些都塞进你嘴巴里Gotit,yourthing.I'llbequiet.收到你的事我闭嘴就是了Robbie,thisisn'tcoolatall.罗比这样是不对的

Showinguphereafterwhatyoudid?你都做出那种事了怎么还有脸回来

Yougo,girl.说得好姐妹

Ihavesomethingtosaytoyouandyouhadbetterlisten.我说的话你最好给我听清楚

Whatareyou,therelationshipghost?你这算什么恋情背后灵吗Robbie,justgo!罗比你走吧

Ican'tsaywhatIneedtoinfrontoftherelationshipghost.在恋情背后灵面前事请不好谈

I'llcallyoutocomegetyourstuff我会打电话叫你来拿东西andwecantalkthen.到时候再谈吧Leavethekey.把钥匙留下

Straightup,Max,you'rebreakingmyheart.坦白说麦克斯你伤了我的心

You'retheonlywomanthatIfeelthiswayabout.你是我唯一深爱的女人Here.给

Ladies,Idon'tknowwhat'sgoingonhere,女士们我不知道你们俩在搞啥

butitwould'vebeenalotsexierifIwasinit.要是有我一定更高潮迭起

Areyouokay?你没事吧

Ifyouwannatalk,I'mhere.如果你想倾诉我就在这儿CanIgetahitoffthat?我能尝一口吗

Youthinkthesearegood?你觉得这就算好吃吗God,we'repoor.天啊我们真穷Morning!早安

It'sabeautifulday.真是美好的一天

Theseshadesbelongdown.这些帘子的职责就是遮挡阳光

Fromnowon,thinkofmeasavampire从现在开始把我当作withoutalltheannoyingmarketing.不用看我行销的吸血鬼Badnews.坏消息

Apipebrokeinthestreetsothewater'soff.这街的水管坏了所以今天断水

Goodnews,whenIwentouttogetustwocoffees,好消息是我出去给咱俩买咖啡时

IspoketoJuanandJavier,twocityworkers.两个市政工人胡安和哈维尔告诉我

Andtheyassuredmethewater'llbeonnolaterthan3:00.最晚下午三点就会恢复供水

Ialsostoppedatthehealthfoodstore我还去健康食品店

andgotusafresh-squeezedjuicetosplit.给咱俩买了一杯鲜榨果汁来分着喝

It'sginger-apple-strawberry.是生姜苹果草莓味的哦Thatwasthenameofthehooker这屋子上一位租客的whohadthisapartmentbeforeme.卖淫艺名就是这个Whatisthis?这是什么Fromme.我给你的

Itsays"Thanksforlettingmesleepinyourbedlastnight."上面写道谢谢昨晚让我睡你的床

Iprefermyusualcashonthebedsidetable.在我床头柜上留点钱我会更喜欢

WhenIwenttothecutecoffeeplace,我在那家可爱的咖啡店时Ispoketothecountergirl,Nabulangi--我跟柜台的女孩娜不浪鸡聊了会儿

IfsomeonenamedNabulangiismakinganappearance听以名叫娜不浪鸡的人开场的事情

inthefirstsentence,Ihavetositdown.请容我坐好再听

Andshesaidhermanager'llbeinat11:00.她说她的经理十一点会来店里

SoIthoughtI'dchanelitup,所以我想我得换上香奈儿walkonoverthere,然后美美地走到那儿

introducemyselfandyourfabulouscupcakes.介绍自己和你美味的小蛋糕

That'sexactlywhatIwasgonnado.我"真"的有打算这么做呢

I'mjustgonnagosaygood-byetoChestnutandgetgoing.我去跟栗宝道个别就走

Youknow,havingonlyonecuteoutfit跟你说哦只有一件见得人的衣服

takeshoursoffgettingdressed.省了好几个小时的挑衣时间呢Oh.ThatisalotoffreshBrooklyn.哇外面好多新出炉的"布鲁克林"

Morning,Chestnut.早安栗宝It'sabeautiful--今天真是美好的...No.Way.不会吧

Look,ChanelNumberTwo.哇屎奈儿Tellmeit'smud.告诉我这是泥T-tellmeit'smud.快告诉我这是泥It'smud?不是屎吗Whatisthat?这是什么Acarrot?胡萝卜吗

There'scarrotsinthemud?泥里怎么会有胡萝卜There'snowater.没水

Oh,getitoffme,please.帮我弄掉拜托Pleasedosomething.帮帮我

Justgetitoffme,getitoffme.快帮我弄掉帮我弄干净Stop!住手

Thisisdry-cleanonly.这衣服只能干洗

Max,please,pleasetakemesomewheretheyhaveahotshower,麦克斯拜托带我去洗个热水澡吧Ibegofyou.我求您了

Calmdown,it'sjustmud.冷静不过是泥而已Max,please--麦克斯求你了Don'ttouchme!别碰我

Thankyousomuchfortakingmetoshower你带我来你兼职的地方洗澡

atyourbabysittingjob.我感激不尽

Well,Ididn'thavemuchofachoice.我也是被逼无奈

Youpulledthepillowknifeonme.你都拿枕头刀来威胁我了I'lljustintroducemyselftoyourboss我会向主人介绍自己andtellherwhathappened.并说明情况

Look,Idon'twantPeachtoknowyouwerehere.我不想让琵琪知道我带你过来

Thisisajob.Notameet-and-greet.这是工作不是什么见面会Gotit.明白

Yougetinthere,youtakeafive-minuteshower,我带你进去给你五分钟时间洗澡

cleanitupandgo.整理干净就马上走人

Fine,I'llhideinthehallwaytillshe'sgone.好我先躲走廊等她走了再进去

Noneed,justfollowmein.没必要跟着我进来就行Sheneverreallylooksatme.她从来不正眼看我Morning!早安

Hi,Max.早啊麦克斯Go!快去

Hey,Peach.琵琪

Uh,hairandmakeup.梳妆打扮

What'sthebigoccasion?要出席什么场合吗Pilates.去练普拉提

Max,goodnews.麦克斯好消息

Theyfoundawaytomakediamondsmoresparkly?人们发明了能让钻石更闪耀的方法吗

IgotBradandAngelinaaplaydate我帮布莱德和安洁莉娜找到玩伴了

withanothersetoftwinsinthebuilding.是楼里的另一对双胞胎Itstartsinfiveminutes.五分钟后见面

Cool,whataretheirnames?不错他们叫什么6B.六楼B座

Bye-bye,Brangelina.再见布莱洁莉娜Mommylovesyou.妈咪爱你们

Guys?Beforeyouleave,伙计们走之前stopatthisone.顺便帮整整这个

Angelinacouldusealittlehelp.帮安洁莉娜整一下

Contourthatneck,she'safatty.拿粉修修脖子吧她太肥了Peach,comeon,that'sbabyfat.琵琪拜托婴儿肥很正常吧Still,kidscanbecruel.可人家的孩子也是会以貌取人的呀

Don'tyoulistentoyourmommy,Angelina.别听你妈咪瞎说安洁莉娜

Shenevereats.她自己老不吃东西

Oh,no,shedoesn't.对啊她自己不吃东西Hereitis.做好了

Carolinewithan"E."有"王"字旁的卡洛"琳"

Ihaveyournewandcorrectnametag.我帮你重新做了一个正确的名牌

Oh,thankyou,Han.谢谢你憨

I'veseensomethingIshouldnothave.哎呀看到了不该看的东西Iwilljustputcorrectnametaghereoncounter.我把正确的名牌放在柜台了

Sosorry,butmanythankyous.对不起但是谢谢你的"美好"Whatareyoudoing?你这是在干嘛

Iknowyousaidyoudon'twantitupthere.我知道你不想被写上去Butnowthatyouseeit...但现在亲眼看见成品了Howdoesitfeel?感觉如何

Itfeelslikeyou'renotlisteningtome感觉就是你不听话atthisjoboratmyotherjob.去哪都不听我话

Isaidafive-minuteshowerandgetout.我说给你五分钟洗完就快闪

DidyoutakeanapatPeach's?你还在琵琪家睡了一觉

Thethreadcountwascallingtome.是高档柔软的寝具勾引我Peachfoundblondehairsinherbed琵琪在她床上发现金发

andthoughtherhusbandwascheatingonher.还以为她丈夫搞外遇呢

Whichheis,butthat'snotthepoint.他是有乱搞没错但这不重要Youalmostruinedaperfectlyhappyfakemarriage,你差点毁了人家貌合神离的婚姻

andthereareinnocentchildreninvolved.而且还可能导致无辜孩子受罪

Well,Ihavesomegoodnews.我有个好消息Look,it'sNabulangi.瞧那是娜不浪鸡

Iinvitedherintotasteyouramazingcupcakes.我邀她来品尝你美味的小蛋糕

Andwhenshelovesthem,we'llhaveaninatherbakery.只要她喜欢我们就能进驻她的面包房了

-Comeoverandsayhello.-No,Ican'tnow.-过去跟她打声招呼吧-不行我现在没空

IwannacallRobbiebeforewegettoobusy.我要在忙得抽不开身前打电话给罗比

Tellhimwhentocomeoverandgethisstuff.告诉他什么时候过来拿东西

Max,wait.麦克斯等等

No,don'tdistractme.别别打扰我

Iwannasoundcoolandhotandalllike,我想让声音听起来冷酷又性感

"Youcan'thavemeanymore,sucka."以后姐的身心你都得不到啦

蠢蛋"

Max--麦克斯

Robbie,it'sme.罗比是我

Classyburponyouroutgoingmessage.录留言信息还打嗝就你这么恶心

Max,I--麦克斯我No.别吵

Ineedyoutocomegetyourstufftomorrow.我想你明天过来拿东西

Idon'tknowhowyou'vebeensurviving少了单杠和香体喷雾的日子

withoutyourchin-upbarandAxebodyspray.想必是度日如年吧Max,hangup.麦克斯挂了吧Ialreadycalledhim.我打给他过了YoucalledRobbie?你打给罗比了啊

You'vedonesomuchforme.你为我做了这么多

Iwantedtodosomethingforyou,too.我也想帮你做点事

SoIcalledRobbieandIhadhimcomeover,所以我打电话给罗比让他过来

andIgavehimhisstuff.把东西都还给他了

Nowyouwon'thavetogothroughwithallthatmess.这样省得再勾起你的伤心事

AndIthinkyou'dbepleased,Ireallylethimhaveit.而且我还帮你教训了他一顿开心吧

Whatiswithyouandboundaries?你搞毛啊说好的界限呢

You'reinmybed,you'reinmyboss'bed,你不但挤上我的床还睡了我老板的床

andnowyougoandcallRobbie?现在你又擅自打电话给罗比You'relike--you'relikeyourbig-asshorse.你就像你就像你那头大屁股的马一样

Chargingineverywhereyoudon'tbelong.在别人的地盘肆意妄为IthoughtIwasdoingyouafavor.我以为是在帮你个忙嘛

InspiteofwhatyousayaboutthesoundsIheard那晚从你卧室传出的声音

comingfromyourbedroomtheothernight,尽管你不愿意承认Iknowyou'reupset.我还是知道你很难过Iwasmasturbating.姐当时在自慰Ilovemyjob.我爱死我的工作了

Ineedtoseeyououtside.Now.我们出去谈快Don'tgetinvolvedwithher.不要跟她扯上关系

Shetakesmoneyfromthehomeless.她连流浪汉的钱都拿Nottrue,Bob'saninvestor.不是这样的鲍勃是投资者Berightback.马上回来

Goodcupcake,right?小蛋糕不错对吧

Max,Idon'tknowhowsmartthatwas,麦克斯有理智的人是绝对不会

blowingbyouronlypotentialbusinesscontact.把我们唯一的潜在商业伙伴吓走

Youstolemybreakupscene.你把我的分手场景偷走了

Theonlyremotelygoodthingaboutbreakingupwithaguy跟男人分手仅有的乐趣就是

istellinghimhowmuchbetteryouarethanhim在还他东西的时候告诉他

whenyougivehimbackhisstuff.自己比他好个上千万倍Idon'tknowifyounoticed,我不知道你有没有注意到

butmyentertainmentbudgetisprettylow我的娱乐预算超级有限andIwasreallylookingforwardtothat.所以我可是相当期待这一幕

Andthenyouwentandstoleit.结果半路杀出个卡洛琳ButIguessyoucouldn'thelpit,但我猜你是情不自禁

'causethat'swhatyouchanningsdo,youstealthings.你们钱宁家都是一路货色偷东西的惯犯Interesting.有意思

Okay,youwantedabreakupscene?好吧你这么想要分手场景You'reinone.我现在还一个给你

I'mbreakingupwithyou.我要跟你分手Oh,okay.好啊

Thecupcakebusinessisover,thedreamisdead.蛋糕事业终止梦想已死

Oh,I'msureNabulangiwillbedevastated.我肯定娜不浪鸡会很震惊的

Idon'tneedyouoryourcupcakestosurvive.我不需要靠你或你的蛋糕来生存I'llfiguresomethingelseout.我会找到别的出路的

Because,asidefromyourconstantWhartonputdowns,因为除了老被你瞧不起的沃顿学位

I'mabusinessgenius我还是个商业天才

andIwillalwayslandonmyfeet.我一定会逢凶化吉的Oh,really?真的吗

'Causetodayyoukindoflandedonyourfront.今早你还丰胸化屎呢We'redone.我们玩完了

Afterworktonight,I'llgetmythingsandbegone.今晚工作结束后我会打包走人的

Ooh,yougonnaloadupyourdream-filledwheeliebag你要拖着你满载梦想的小拖轮箱

andrideawayonSirmuds-a-lot?骑着屎粑粑爵士离开了吗

Goahead.Beasnegativeasyouwant.尽管嘲笑我吧想多消极就多消极

'Causeyou'reinchargeofyourownfutureagain.你的未来你自己看着办吧

Oh,joke'sonyou.Idon'thaveafuture.白痴我穷得没未来Max...麦克斯

Areyouup?你醒着吗No.不

Max,areyoumad?麦克斯你生气啦Yes.是

Areyouupandmad?你醒着生气呢Noandyes.不是

Oh,yourbed'ssosoft.你的床好软啊That'smyboob.那是我的胸

IknowImovedout,butIcameback.我是搬走了但我又回来了Itooktherestofourdeaddreammoney我把咱们死去梦想的余钱拿走了

andboughtsomecocktailsformyselfandsomepeople.然后买了几杯鸡尾酒给自己和其他人Andmyself.和自己

Didyoubringmebackanyofthose?那你有外带给我吗'CauseIcan'tlistentothissober.不先喝醉我听不下你念叨Max...麦克斯

Ihavenothing.我一无所有

Ireallyneedthecupcakebusiness.我真的很需要这个蛋糕事业Icanbedifferent.我会改的No,youcan't.不你不会No,Ican't.嗯我不会

ButIcanbebetter.但我可以进步一点Please?求你了

Please,let'sdothis.求你了咱们放手去做吧

Iknowyouhaveafearofsuccess.我知道你对成功有恐惧

Youdo,becausenooneeverbelievedinyourdreams.你之所以这样是因为没人相信你的梦想

ButIbelieveinyourdreams.但我相信Wehaveadream.我们有个梦想

God,youaresodrunk.天啊你好醉

Soyouprobablywon'tevenrememberthis.所以你估计不会记得这段话

I'msorryIsaidthatstuffaboutyourfather.抱歉我这么说你父亲Didyouhearme?你听见了吗

Max,areyouup?麦克斯你醒着呢吗

Hey,doyouhaveanymoreofthosepoorpeoplechips?你还有那个穷人吃的薯片吗

What'sup,Hangoverthree?起床啦宿醉第三集Whyaretheseup?为什么把帘子拉起来

Ithoughtwewerevampires.我们不是吸血鬼吗

Here,Itooktherestoflastnight'scupcakemoney,给我拿昨晚卖小蛋糕的余钱

andbroughtyouacoffeeandafreshjuice.给你买了一杯咖啡和一杯鲜榨果汁

Whichmeansthat,aftertwodaysinbusiness,也就是说做了两天生意

weare$23downfromwherewewere.我们还亏了二十三块钱

Sowe'restillbuildingourcupcakebusiness?所以我们还继续进行我们的小蛋糕事业吗Sure.当然

Allweneedishowmuch?我们一共只需要多钱来着$250,000.二十五万

Whichisawesome.真是高"贵"的梦想啊

Max,I'msorryIcrossedallthoseboundaries.麦克斯抱歉我多管闲事了It'scool.没关系

MeanddrunkCarolineworkeditallout.我已经和醉鬼卡洛琳协调好了Infact...事实上

Shesignedthispaper.她还签了这份协议

"I,drunkCaroline,ama..."我醉鬼卡洛琳是What'sthatword?这是什么词Punkassho.臭显摆骚货Thanks.谢谢

"I,drunkCaroline,amapunkassho.我醉鬼卡洛琳是个臭显摆骚货Ipromisetokeepmybigmouthshut,我保证以后不多嘴

"andreplaceallofMax'spoorpeoplechips.并帮麦克斯补回吃掉的穷人薯片Iwillnolongermeddleinherrelation-chips."我以后再也不干预她的恋"青"Youlaughedaboutthatuntilyouthrewup.在你狂吐之前曾对此大笑不已Oh,andifyou'rewondering,我猜你心中可能有疑问

no,thepukestainswillnotvoidthiscontract.请放心呕吐污渍不会让这份合同失效God!天啊

Iforgotagainthatwehaveahorse.我又忘了我们还有匹马Max,gethimoutofhere.麦克斯快把他弄出去

Hedoesn'tknowI'mawaitress.他还不知道我是个服务生Chestnut.栗宝

Heisachampion.他果然是匹冠军马

Helearnedthatalotfasterthanyoudid.学东西比你快多了真有慧根