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个性说说带英文篇一
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Loser are always in the wrong 胜者为王，败者为寇

Concern for others, is actually care about yourself. We will never in contact with each other.我们终究老死不相往来

Glass is fragile heart 杯子易碎人心可谓

The girl who loves laughing, do not let her cry.爱笑的女孩，别让她哭。

Love has you only then to be perfect. 爱要有你才完美。 The story without tortuous how can teach people to grow.

Happy birthday to me.

Time can prove that I love you 时间能证明我有多爱你 Time always save the best for last.时间总是把最好的人留到最后

Vows of eternal love，Also can separate。海枯石烂，亦会分开。

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Expect not enduring as the universe, just want to let our each other together unpided attention.

You are my most dazzling lights! 你就是我最耀眼的发光体!

one day i will shine elegant 总有一天我会绽放优雅 Love is not selfish desire爱不是一己私欲

Time is willing to coagulate at this moment愿时光凝结在这一刻

tears are naivete.眼泪是天真

You sigh life empty, but never thought someone wanted to close to your heart

I only have a sincerity heart.我只有一颗真诚的心. I am not happy because . . . . 我不开心 因为没有你 My young frivolous, is you give pain我的年少轻狂，是你给予的伤

Let the time tell the truth. 任由时间说真话

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It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop(只要不停下脚步，走多慢都没事)

Not always in the commotion, die endlessly

Night, beautiful just too lonely night

I will be here for you all the time. 我会在这儿，一直为你。

Down enough to let go 失望攒够了就放手吧

Love has you only then to be perfect. 爱要有你才完美。 I am not greed but I envy。我没有贪婪但我羡慕海枯石烂。

You and I separatend is inevilable 你我的走散是必然的

I pretended to be indifferent to it 我假装无所谓才看不到心被拧碎

生命太短暂，不要用来怀恨记仇。

The time that you are my most fatal. 时光深知你是我最致命的爱

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Let the time tell the truth. 任由时间说真话

You are my sun,I 'm your sunflower.你是我的太阳,我是你的向葵

You and I separatend is inevilable 你我的走散是必然的

Ever of lover, now the passers-by . 曾经的恋人，如今的路人。

Wild and intractable woman to win 。(桀骜不驯的女人才能称王)

At last,my voice feels like sniffling.终于，声音变得哽咽了，

The time that you are my most fatal.时光深知你是我最致命的爱

Some people are worth melting for. 有些人值得我融化 你讨厌我关我屁事呀 说的好像你喜欢我 就能升华我人生似的

As a god ,you must see this 我是守着千疮百孔的心的胆小鬼

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Do it for your never do。 做你从未做过的事

I have a stubborn will be siring 我有多倔强就有多坚强

我会耐心的等待你站在我身旁的那天.]

The sea had never doubted the sky blue. 海不曾怀疑天的蓝

Lost to marry me, marry you win. 输了嫁给我，赢了娶你。

我喜欢把你的名字写满整张纸，然后在一个不起眼的角落写上“我爱你”

只要你不嫌弃我.我可以陪你走完这条路. —致我爱人 Time cures all things 时间是医治一切创伤的良药

Love has you only then to be perfect. 爱要有你才完美。 Sorry, you are not in my mind.对不起，你不在我心里。 你还有梦 你别放弃 你别怕疼.

Prison birds do not know the sea[囚鸟不知海]

My heart is with you. 我的爱与你同在。

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个性说说带英文篇二
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I love you, looks like you not to love my same firmness.

我爱你，就像你不爱我一样的坚决。

So long as a person no longer wants, anything may lay down.

一个人只要不再想要，就什么都可以放下.

I learned to have the mask smile, even if I were unhappy.

我学会了带着面具微笑，即使我并不开心。

So loses, I have also grown up, I also grew up so lonely.

如此失落的，我也长大了，如此寂寞地，我也长大了。

The life, is together at this moment intact.

生活在这个时刻里，一起都是完好无缺的。

Love is only a person's matter, knows without being told.

爱情只是一个人的事情，冷暖自知。

I am not do not believe you, I did not believe that is I.

我不是不相信你，我不相信的，是我自己。

Recalls, has the flash is the ache, but, despairs.

回忆的时候，有一瞬间是疼痛的，无奈的，绝望的。

But joyful is too pure, therefore easy stave.

但是快乐太单纯，所以容易破碎。

The swing delimits. Delimits to an entire unknown world.

秋千划过去。划向一整个未知的世界。

The hot sun does not pity me the sadness, Yao I blinding.

烈日不怜悯我的悲伤，耀我致盲。

But life like road. Must go out the lively scenery in bleak.

但人生如路。须在荒凉中走出繁华的风景来。

If has not left depart, the growth also does not have belongs.

如果没有别离，成长也就无所附丽。

Each person has own fate, all what do with other people.

每个人有自己的宿命,一切又与他人何干。

A section of defeat's sentiment most abstains from is, never forgets.

一段失败的感情最忌讳的便是，念念不忘。

Such rigid is loving you, stems from love, is not willingly.

这么执着的爱着你，是出自爱情，还是不甘心。

It's an open heart that's vulnerable to the deepest wound.

被伤到透彻的伤感个性签名：敞开的心，伤得最深。

Always like this, remembers are too few, forgets too many.

总是这样，记得的太少，忘记得太多。

Own submergence in noisy huge crowd, day after day, year after year.

把自己淹没在嘈杂的人海中，日复一日，年复一年。

I am who I am, your opinion is neither desired nor required.

我就是我，你怎么看我既不需要，也没必要。

Before you give up, think of the reason why you held on so long.

放弃之前，想想自己为何坚持了这么久。

My world is silent silent, cannot hold others.

我的世界是寂静无声的，容纳不下别人。

Could not pledge that her future, can only bit by bit break off hers hand.

承诺不了她的未来，只能把她的手一点一点掰开。

I can do am not many, but you need time, I always.

我能做的不多，但你需要的时候，我总是在的。

The so-called "life",all depends on who you meet.

所谓的人生，便是取决于，遇见谁。英文签名

I do not travel around the world, so long as I found you. May.

我不要周游世界，我只要找到你。就可以。

Still walks, was only and the time counter-direction.

依然行走，只是与时间反了方向。

个性说说带英文篇三
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I love you, looks like you not to love my same firmness.

我爱你，就像你不爱我一样的坚决。

So long as a person no longer wants, anything may lay down.

一个人只要不再想要，就什么都可以放下.

I learned to have the mask smile, even if I were unhappy.

我学会了带着面具微笑，即使我并不开心。

So loses, I have also grown up, I also grew up so lonely.

如此失落的，我也长大了，如此寂寞地，我也长大了。

The life, is together at this moment intact.

生活在这个时刻里，一起都是完好无缺的。

Love is only a person's matter, knows without being told.

爱情只是一个人的事情，冷暖自知。

I am not do not believe you, I did not believe that is I.

我不是不相信你，我不相信的，是我自己。

Recalls, has the flash is the ache, but, despairs.

回忆的时候，有一瞬间是疼痛的，无奈的，绝望的。

But joyful is too pure, therefore easy stave.

但是快乐太单纯，所以容易破碎。

The swing delimits. Delimits to an entire unknown world.

秋千划过去。划向一整个未知的世界。

The hot sun does not pity me the sadness, Yao I blinding.

烈日不怜悯我的悲伤，耀我致盲。

But life like road. Must go out the lively scenery in bleak.

但人生如路。须在荒凉中走出繁华的风景来。

If has not left depart, the growth also does not have belongs.

如果没有别离，成长也就无所附丽。

Each person has own fate, all what do with other people.

每个人有自己的宿命,一切又与他人何干。

A section of defeat's sentiment most abstains from is, never forgets.

一段失败的感情最忌讳的便是，念念不忘。

Such rigid is loving you, stems from love, is not willingly.

这么执着的爱着你，是出自爱情，还是不甘心。

It's an open heart that's vulnerable to the deepest wound.

被伤到透彻的伤感个性签名：敞开的心，伤得最深。

Always like this, remembers are too few, forgets too many.

总是这样，记得的太少，忘记得太多。

Own submergence in noisy huge crowd, day after day, year after year.

把自己淹没在嘈杂的人海中，日复一日，年复一年。

I am who I am, your opinion is neither desired nor required.

我就是我，你怎么看我既不需要，也没必要。

Before you give up, think of the reason why you held on so long.

放弃之前，想想自己为何坚持了这么久。

My world is silent silent, cannot hold others.

我的世界是寂静无声的，容纳不下别人。

Could not pledge that her future, can only bit by bit break off hers hand.

承诺不了她的未来，只能把她的手一点一点掰开。

I can do am not many, but you need time, I always.

我能做的不多，但你需要的时候，我总是在的。

The so-called "life",all depends on who you meet.

所谓的人生，便是取决于，遇见谁。英文签名

I do not travel around the world, so long as I found you. May.

我不要周游世界，我只要找到你。就可以。

Still walks, was only and the time counter-direction.

依然行走，只是与时间反了方向。

个性说说带英文篇四
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Sometimes you have to give up on someone in order to respect yourself.有时候我们必须放弃一些人，来成全自己的自尊。

You don't need to look to someone else to tell you how good you are. ——你有多棒，完全不需要别人来告诉你，相信自己。

To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved. - George MacDonald 被人信任，是比被人喜爱还要更大的赞许。

You will have it if it belongs to you,whereas you don't kveth for it if it doesn't appear in your life. ? 命里有时终需有 命里无时莫强求。

Finally I've become a grown up.Live in courage and face the life with smile.终于，还是长大了。勇敢生活，微笑面对。

Every story has an ending. But in life, every ending is a new beginning ------ 所有的故事，都有个结局。但幸运的是，我们的生活中，每个结局会变成一个新的开始。

Don't let the shadows of yesterday spoil the sunshine of tomorrow.

别让昨日的阴影掩盖住了明天的阳光！

Don't lie，cause those people who believe your lies are also the ones who believe in you. 不要去欺骗别人，因为你能骗到的人，都是相信你的人。

Being happy is really easy-Loved by someone,having things to do and expectation. 幸福其实真的很简单：有人爱；有事做；有所期待。

"I really wonder why people suddenly change after they get what they wanted. 我真想知道为什么人一旦得到他们想要的，就突然变了。 "

When somebody says you've changed, it's only because you stopped living your life their way.——当有人说你变了的时候，不过是因为你不再按他们的方式生活罢了。

If you’re not going to treat her right don’t be mad when someone else does——如果你不能很好的对待她，那么当别人对她好的时候，不要气急败坏。

Your best won't be good enough for some people, but that's their problem not yours. 即使你做得再好，在某些人眼里依然不足为道，但那不是你的问题，是他们有问题。

It all comes to the end about the past and you.For the future,about me,to be continued...关于过去，关于你，告一段落。 关于未来，关于我，敬请期待。

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.一个真正的朋友是向你伸出手,触动你心灵的人。

You’ll be amazed at how high you can fly when you leave some of the baggage behind!——丢下一些包袱后，你会惊讶到，自己竟能飞得那么高。

Sometimes，it's not what you say that matters，it's what you don't．有时候，我在乎的不是你所说的，而是那些你没有说的。

God is watching your every move. 人在做，天在看。

When I was young, happiness was simple; now that I've grown up, simplicity is happiness——小时候，幸福是件很简单的事；长大后，简单是件很幸福的事。

Be strong now because things will get better. It might be stormy now, but it can't rain forever.一切都会好起来的，坚强些吧。或许此刻正暴风骤雨，但雨绝不会一直下。

The last one, can not turn, do not turn, turn over the dirt will be lost in his eyes.—— 过去的一页，能不翻就不要翻了，翻落了灰尘会迷了双眼。

"Actually,I have been so long standing behind you, lacking of your turning round. ——其实，我一直都在你身后，就差你一个回头 "

Forgive. at the same time, let yourself. 原谅别人。同时也放过自己。

Although we fight,we bicker,delight or even anger,you are my best friend forever in my heart.吵架也好，斗嘴也好，开心也好，出气也好，你永远是我心中最好的死党。

People who say good night are always working on something aimlessly. -说了晚安去睡的人，往往半小时以后还在得瑟。

Each trauma, is another kind of maturity. 每一种创伤，都是另一种成熟。

Never regret.If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience. 不必遗憾。若是美好，叫做精彩。若是糟糕，叫做经历。

Listening to my heart beating,Seeing how much I love you ,I dare to admit how much I love you .心要让你听见，爱要让你看见，不怕承认对你有多眷恋.

Love is not the strong vow but the simple accompany. ——爱情不是轰轰烈烈的誓言，而是平平淡淡的陪伴。

Don't promise me forever, just love me day by day. ------ 不必承诺永远，只要爱我一天又一天。 No matter what mood you're in, what kind of day you had, or where you are, SMILE——不管心情如何，不论今天过得怎么样，无论身在何方，请记得...微笑！

Trust is like a paper. Once it's crumbled, it can't be perfect.人与人间的信任，就像是纸片，一旦破损，就不会再回到原来的样子。 "

It has not been the time yet to give up as long as you still feel it is not the end.只要心里还存着不甘心，就还不到放弃的时候。

In any case, you that star, is what I most want. 在任何情况下，你这颗星星，都是我最想要的。 The only people you need in your life are the ones who need you in theirs.需要你的人，才是你需要的人。

I'm trying to be happy but I think it's pretty obvious by now that it isn't my strongest forte. 我尝试着开心点，但是很明显这不是我的强

All problems are ultimately a matter of time.All the troubles,they are actually asking for trouble! 一切问题，最终都是时间问题。一切烦恼，其实都是自寻烦恼！

I'm proud of my heart. It's been played, burned, and broken, but it still works. 我为自己的心感到骄傲。它曾受玩弄，曾经心焦，曾遭破碎，却依然鲜活跳动。

Sometimes, the person you want the most, is the person you're best without. 有时候，你最想得到的人，其实是你最应该离开的人。

Lies will always be bitter in the end, no matter how sweet you made it at the beginning. 到最后，谎言总是苦涩的，不管开始的时候，是多么的悦耳。

Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen every day. 不离不弃，每天都会有奇迹.

You're more than a shadow, I've just to believe. 我坚信，你不会只是我生命中的一个过客。 Don't look for somebody who's perfect. Just be happy with someone who's perfect for you! 你要找的不是一个完美的人，而是一个对你而言最合适的人。

One of the happiest times in my life was when ME and YOU, became WE. 我一生中最美好的时光是，当我和你成为“我们”。

I love when you text me first, cause then I know your thinking about me. 我喜欢你先给我发短信，这样我就知道你在想我。

When you are totally at peace with yourself, nothing can shake you.- Deepam Chaterjee. 如若内心真得和谐平静， 什么也不会撼动你。

Just mind your own business.Don't bother yourself about others stuff. 打理好自己的事；不去管别人的事；不操心老天爷的事，早安喽！

"Words can't explain how much I miss you. 关于我有多想念你，一切语言都显得苍白无力。 " Grasp the happiness around it, don't let it slip away.把握身边的幸福吧，不要让它擦肩而过。 If you know who I was,maybe you would forgive who I am. 你如果认识从前的我，也许你会原谅现在的我。

I just want someone who will understand me even when no words are spoken. 我希望有一个人会懂我，即使我什么都没说。

Life is short. There is no time to leave important words unsaid. 生命很短暂，别把那些重要的话憋着，会没有时间说的。

Don't do something permanently stupid just because you're temporarily upset. 别因为一时生气做一些会做出永久的傻事。(微笑)(微笑)(微笑)

(rs)When you run from something, it only stays with you for longer； when you fight with something, it only makes you stronger——逃离，只会让困难伴随你更久；抗争，却会让你变得更加坚强。(rs

If you do not leave， I will in life and death。你若不离不弃，我必生死相依。

Every boring hour in life is unique.——在生命中，再无聊的时光也是限量版。【早安】

No need to have a reason to love you.Anything can be a reason not to love you.——喜欢你，不需要理由；不喜欢你，什么都可以成为理由。

Don't take people's care for granted. No matter how much they love you, people get tired eventually.——不要把别人的关心当成理所当然。不管他有多爱你，最终也会有疲惫的一天。

It's no one's fault if you get hurt of your expectations about them. Keep your expectations low, and just be happy.

Sometimes the best way to get someone's attention, is to stop giving them yours.有时候，让别人在乎你的最好办法，就是不那么在乎他们。

Smiling is the best reaction in all situations.微笑是任何场合下，你能做出的最佳反应。 It's never too late to be who you might have been.做回你自己，永远都不嫌晚。

Sometimes all I need is someone to hug me tight and refuse to let me go until I feel all better. 有时候，只是想有个人抱紧我不放手，直到我的心情真的好起来。

Don't touch ambiguity when you are in love.拥有了爱情，就别去碰暧昧。

It's not about what you say, its about what you do. 关键不是你说什么，而是你做什么。说得再好，没有行动又怎样。

"If I say leave me alone,actually I need you more than at any time.如果我说我想一个人静一静，其实我比任何时候都需要你。"【晚安】

I wish for you at 11.11.11. 我在11.11.11时为你祝福。

Take chances, give everything, and leave with no regrets. Fighting Singles Day ！ 抓住机会，全力追击，不留遗憾的离开，光棍节，加油。

Sometimes, you are about to burst into tears and you don't even know why.有时候，会有种想哭的冲动，却又不知道为什么。

In this world, there is no accident, but some certainty that pretends to be accident. 在这世界上无所谓偶然，只是伪装成偶然的必然。

The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart. 在这个世界上，男人最珍贵的财产就是一个女人的心。

That's what makes us stronger in the end, by learning from things that hurt us most. 最后让我们

变坚强的是我们从那些最伤害我们的中学到的东西。

Some people just don't realize how much their words can hurt someone. 有些人就是意识不到他们的语言有多么伤人。

There is always that one person who can send you a text and cause you to smile instantly. 总有那么有一个人，他的一条短信就可以让你立刻微笑。

Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.信任就像橡皮擦，在一次一次的错误中慢慢损耗变小。

Soccer Team, I beg you, win it！！ 国足,求求你们,赢吧！！！

Friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else. 真正的朋友就是，当你蒙蔽了所有人的眼睛，也能看穿你真实的样子和心底的痛楚。

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Little compliments mean so much to me sometimes. ——有时候，一点微不足道的肯定，对我却意义非凡。

The most desired gift of love is not diamonds or roses or chocolate. It is focused attention. 最渴望的爱的礼物，不是钻石玫瑰或者巧克力，而是关注。

Just take your mind off the one who is not supposed to be thought of.——不该想的人就 别想了。

Something is a knot when you reserve it,a scar when it's opened.——有些事，不说是个结，说了是个疤。

Like a bag of potato chips, life always gives you half of what you expected. 就像一包薯片，生活给你的，往往只有你期望的一半。

Sometimes, the hardest things to say are those that come straight from the heart. 有时候，内心最直接的感受，往往是最难说出口的。

Each youth will be old, but I hope that your memories have been good. ——每段青春都会苍老，但我希望记忆里的你一直都好。(微笑)

A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference.——多体谅别人一点，多为别人考虑一点，那一切将截然不同。

Dads--they say little,but give a lot. ——爸爸--说的很少，给予的很多。

I’m tired of people who judge me without knowing my history. ——我讨厌那些不了解我，却对我指手画脚的人。

Because had because, so had so, since has become since, why say why。------因为有了因为，所以有了所以，既然已成既然，何必再说何必。

Height is only a number,the inside is irresistable. ——身高只是数据，内涵才是不可抗拒。 You enjoy your slim，I was very sad because of obesity。瘦子的心理有多想瘦，就有多享受！胖子的心理有多难瘦，就有多难受！

Perhaps you get worse today, but tomorrow will always be new.或许今天你过得很糟糕，但是明天总会是崭新的！【安】

The only people you need in your life are the ones who need you in theirs. 需要你的人，才是你需要的人。

Strive to make every day joyful and meaningful,not for others,but for myself.——要努力使每一天都开心而有意义，不为别人，为自己。【

To forget sb is pretty easy.Just don't see him/her,don't be a contemptible wretch. 忘记一个人挺简单:不要见，不要贱。

Love isn't about how to find out the similarities, it's about how to respect the differences! 爱情

不是寻找共同点，而是学会尊重不同

Sometimes,you are not happy if you see through everything.It's better to be naive and inattentive.——很多时候，看的太透反而不快乐 ，倒不如幼稚的没心没肺。

Sometimes, the more you hide your feelings for someone, the more you fall for them. ——有时候，你越隐藏你对一个人的感觉，你陷得越深。

If you really love her, you wouldn’t be afraid to tell the whole world!—— 如果真的爱，将不会害怕昭告天下。

Even though you only have the shadow of yourself with you,don't forget to smile to yourself.——就算只有自己的影子陪伴，也不要忘记对自己微笑。【安】

Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest mission. 冬天，将自己从被我里掏出来，是人生最难的任务之一了。

Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest mission. 冬天，将自己从被我里掏出来，是人生最难的任务之一了。

Take the chance while you still have the choice. ——当你还有得机会选择时，不妨冒险一试。

【早】

Heart hides what we can't say． But eyes say what we try to hide．心，会隐藏我们不能说的东西，但眼睛，能说出我们试图隐藏的东西。

A person, be good to yourself; Two person, treat each other. ——一个人时，善待自己；两个人时，善待对方。

You just take me as a ferry, by the time I spent lonely desolate. 你只是把我当作渡口，借我度过寂寞荒凉的时光 。

You just take me as a ferry, by the time I spent lonely desolate. 你只是把我当作渡口，借我度过寂寞荒凉的时光

It's easy to forget things you want to remember. It's hard to forget things you don't want to remember。生活中很奇怪的是，你很容易忘记你想记得的事情，却不容易忘记你想忘掉的事情。

I fear every lasting "typing" which finally brings me only"OK.”——我害怕，害怕每次长时间的“正在输入”，换来的都是一句：哦。呵呵。

Is there a way never, never, ever change.有没有那样一种永远，永远永远不改变。

Things once thought never forget one day will look completely different——曾经以为念念不忘的东西，总有一天会变得面目全非。

Your mistakes should be your motivation; Not your excuses.你的过错应该成为你的动力，而不是借口。【早】

Whatever you do,remember that you do it for yourself,then you will not complain. ——无论做什么，记得是为自己而做，那就毫无怨言。

Some people will never be forgotten while some are always substitutes. 有些人永远不会被遗忘，有些人永远只是代替品。

Active long will be very tired, care about for a long time will crash! ------------主动久了会很累， 在乎久了会崩溃!

We don't have to see many faces again for they are just passers by.——很多人不需要再见，因为只是路过而已。遗忘就是我们给彼此最好的纪念。

I hope I can be more stronger so that I can protect the ones important to me.

"Don't hate, it's too big a burden to bear." - Martin Luther King. 别恨，恨是一个难以承受的巨

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一、 你就是一笔袋，只能用来装笔。

二、 孔子的父亲生孔子时已经快70岁了，而孔子的母亲才17岁。看来等我70岁的时候，也得找一个17岁的姑娘，生出一个孔子来„„

三、 山外青山楼外楼，你和小三要跳楼，我在楼下喊加油。

四、 我要立志做个有气质的流氓，做个有品位的色狼，做个有知识的文盲！

五、 别用你那盗版蒙娜丽莎般的微笑朝着我笑，我的胃没你想像那么坚强

六、 郝先生昨晚在街头偶遇一位手相大师，并交纳20元，委托大师为他看手相。审视片刻后，大师沉吟说：兄弟，我看你人不错，不想拿那些套话骗你，不如你再掏20我跟你唠点儿实在的你看怎么样？郝先生便又拿出20元人民币。大师将钱收好，诚恳地说：兄弟，我要没看错的话——你缺维生素B。

七、 现在才知道，为什么一到夏天了，失恋的特别多，因为两个人睡觉太热了，能一起热下去的都是生死之交。

八、 想跟妈妈说帮我挠一下肩膀，一张口说成了：妈，帮我挠一下翅膀。。

九、 本人在IT公司工作。IT人大家都懂的，天天加班，熬夜常态，更无双休可能。一个周末，大家一起忙了一上午，十一点多，某同事忽然起身，丢下一句话就冲出去了。他说：你们忙着，我出去结个婚就回来。

十、 今天清明，一大早就到公墓地扫墓„扫着扫着，喇叭里突然传出“我在这儿等着你回来”等着你回来，回来„„

十一、 包大人，为什么你额头上有个月亮，因为白天不懂爷的黑。

十二、 直至遇见你，我才知道什么叫做丑陋的人类.

十三、 我真羡慕自己的同桌，羡慕她有一个这么好的同桌

十四、 你长得如此多娇，引无数瞎子竞折腰。

十五、 失败的女人，背后总有个多事的男人。

十六、 每个人的第一个网名都很傻逼。

十七、 教授是个和善而幽默的老头，班上有个高大强壮的体育生。每次上课当教授的声音响起时，体育生开始睡觉，直至下课准时醒来。有一天体育迟生到了，教授亲切地对他说：“以后请不要迟到，这会影响你正常睡眠的。”

十八、 如果你看见一颗颗大树是如何变成一摞摞作业本时，你还忍心写作业吗，没有买卖就没有杀戮。

十九、 夏天来了，我才发现，“哪凉快哪待着去”真不是一句骂人的话，这绝对是最真挚的关怀，最深藏不露的

二十、 “你这鱼翅是真的吗？”“瞧您说的，假一罚十！”“好，来一盘。”十分钟后„“先生这是您点的十一盘粉丝。”

二十一、 有没有觉得下课的铃声才是中国好声音。

二十二、 少尼玛给我谈恋爱，有本事和我说结婚。

二十三、 “昨天提前下班回到家中，发现老婆跟我领导在偷情。”B：“啊！”A：“我立马赶回单位，差点被领导发现我早退。”

二十四、 数学证明题无非两种，一种是“卧槽这还用证明”，另一种是“卧槽这也能证明”。

二十五、 你只看到我的作业，却没有看到我的熬夜。你有的红笔，我有我的黑笔；你可以在我的作业上随便写个阅字，我会让你知道七本练习册的滋味。做作业注定是一段漫长的旅程，路上少不了简答题和说理题，但那又怎样？即使做不起，也要给我抄起！我是作业党我为自己代言。

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You never know that you have many like a person, unless you saw him and other people together.你永远也不晓得自己有多喜欢一个人，除非你看见他（她）和别的人在一起。Don't make me wait for you just because you know I will.------ 别因为知道我会等你，就把我晾在那儿等。I am not shy, I am holding back my awesomeness... So I don't intimidate you!我不是害羞。我只是尽力保持低调。。免得我太牛X了吓到Whatever you do,remember that you do it for yourself,then you will not complain.——无论做什么，记得是为自己而做，那就毫无怨言 QQ英文个性签名。The worst kind of pain is when you’re smiling just to stop the tears from falling.--- 最痛莫过于微笑着让眼泪不要落下来。Words don't have the power to hurt you. Unless, the person who said them means a lot to you.话语本身不伤人，除非，说这话的人对你而言很重要。The more you care, the more you have to lose.——在意的越多，失去的就越多。The last one, can not turn, do not turn, turn over the dirt will be lost in his eyes.过去的一页，能不翻就不要翻了，翻落了灰尘会迷了双眼。If you're brave enough to say GOODBYE, life will reward you with a new HELLO.——只要你勇敢地说出再见，生活一定会赐予你一个新的开始。【早】It's never too late to be who you might have been.做回你自己，永远都不嫌晚。Sometimes the strongest people in the morning, are the ones that cry themselves to sleep at night.有时候，那些清晨时最坚强的人，正是那些夜里哭着哭着睡着的人。Did you know :That moment will appear in your dreams ,it's because that person wants see you.------ 知道吗？那个人一会将出现在你梦中的人，是因为想见你。【安】People that know so little about you always have so much to say about you.那些根本就不了解你的人却是最喜欢八卦你的人。No one indebted for others,while many people don't know how to cherish others.没有谁对不起谁,只有谁不懂得珍惜谁.Thanks your smile, had been flurried my time passage.谢谢你的微笑，曾经慌乱过我的年华。One of the best things in life is seeing a smile on a person's face and knowing that you put it there.生活中最美好的一件事情是，因为你，某个人脸上洋溢着微笑。Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.彼此相爱就是幸福。如此简单，如此难。Smiles are like band-aids. They cover up the pain but it still hurts.微笑就像创可贴。虽然掩饰住了伤口，但是心痛依然。 英文个性签名Forget the days passed,forget the pain and your bad.We'd never ever say goodbye.忘掉岁月，忘掉痛苦，忘掉你的坏。我们永

不永不说再见。Happiness is always knocking on your door and you just gotta let it in.幸福总会敲响你门，你只需要开门让它进来。I wanted to tell you all my secrets, but you became one of them instead .曾经，我想和你分享我的所有秘密，但现在，你成了我心底的秘密。There was once a moment,we misunderstood it was a lifetime.有那么一瞬间，我们误以为是一辈子。Be happy no matter what. 开心一点，管它怎样。I'm just folk.I have mood swings.我只是个平凡人，我也有我的小情绪。All I need is you needing me. 我最需要的就是你需要我。When I close my eyes, I'm somewhere with you.闭上眼，我就会在另外一个时空，与你一起。Together, forever. 在一起，永远。I'm always keeping my eyes on you,by the means you know or not.我一直在关注你，用一切你知道或不知道的方式。Even if we can't be together in the end, I'm glad you were a part of my life.即使最后我们无法在一起，我依然会感激生命中有你。Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes.勇敢说出你的想法，哪怕声音会颤抖。You have to live the way you think,otherwise you will think the way you live sooner or later.得按你想的去生活，否则，你迟早会按你生活的去想。As long as it is a happy ending, I can cry as much as you want.只要是喜剧收尾，过程你让我怎么哭都行。Don't care for some too much. The more you care, the low-down you are.不要太在乎一些人，越在乎，越卑微。I'm not perfect. But I'm a whole self.我不完美，但我是完整的自己。All matters could the good scabs forget to hurt, the only love was not good.所有的事都能好了伤疤忘了疼，唯独爱情不行。There is one person,indeed,cares for you silently,loving you but would no longer get close to you.世界上，真的会有那么一个人默默关注着你，疼爱着你，却永远不再靠近你。The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.我胖的唯一原因，是太小的身体容纳不了我饱满的性格。Smile.It’s easier than explaining why you’re sad.请微笑。这比解释为何悲伤要容易。英文个性签名带翻译Do not try to give yourself any excuse, an excuse for the error before the unloved ones.不要试图给自己找任何借口，错误面前没人爱听那些借口。Wake up everyday stronger than yesterday, face your fear and wipe your tears.每天醒来都要比前一天更强大，直视自己的畏惧，擦干自己的泪水。When a person is really into you, they will always find a way to make time for you. With no excuses.如果一个人真的爱你的话，他总会找到时间给你的，没有借口。Life is a kind

of pressure. We should learn to prop up ourselves.人生是一种承受，我们要学会支撑自己。You can't change your past, but you can let go and start your future.你无法改变历史，但是你能摆脱过去，开始新的未来。One of the most vulnerable places, is to want.人最软弱的地方，是舍不得。Words fail to express how much I miss you.关于我有多想念你，一切语言都显得苍白无力。Retaining a childish heart is a matter of pride.童心未泯，是一件值得骄傲的事情。Nonsense, then don't buy cheap; Do not love the people, again lonely also don't depend on.没用的东西，再便宜也不要买；不爱的人，再寂寞也不要依赖。When you try to get things back, maybe you will lose more.当你试图拿回失去的东西时，也许你会失去更多。Don't meet also have no the good, you will always be, at the time of appearance.不见面也有不见面的好，你永远是，那时的样子。Alone, is your in the mind noodles no one. Lonely, is your heart someone but not around.孤单，是你心里面没有人。 寂寞，是你心里有人却不在身边。In the story of your life, don't let anybody else hold the pen.人生的画板是自己的，凭什么让别人着色？The greatest pain, is no ownership heart, whatever you know not to consciousness, admit having.人生最大的痛苦就是心灵没有归属，不管你知不知觉，承不承认Woman's biggest pride is not her face, but her how conspicuous the men have many painful her．女人最大的骄傲不是她的长相有多出众，而是她的男人有多疼她。Lover with addition, subtraction resentment with, with the multiplication of gratitude and division with melancholy.用加法爱人，用减法怨恨，用乘法感恩，用除法解忧。英文个性签名 伤感Pay the true, and will not be true, but may also harm thoroughly; Keep your distance, can protect themselves, but also doomed to lonely.付出真心，才会得到真心，却也可能伤得彻底；保持距离，就能保护自己，却也注定永远寂寞。We call some people dear without a heart to love. But for some we call idiot, we love them truly.有些人我们叫着亲爱的却并不真心喜欢，有些人我们骂着傻瓜却是真的爱着。God .love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.好的爱情是你通过一个人看到整个世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界。Anyone can make you smile. Many people can make you cry. But it takes someone really special to make you smile with tears in your eyes.谁都能让你笑，许多人能让你哭，但只有那个特别的人，能让你在眼中含泪的时候，依然能笑得出来。Mistake is temporary regret but missing is the forever o

ne.过错是暂时的遗憾,而错过则是永远的遗憾。No one can change a person,but someone can be a reason for that person to change.没人能够改变另一个人，但却能成为别人改变的一个原因。Some people were supposed to walk into your life, teach you a lesson, and then walk away.——很多人闯进你的生活，只是为了给你上一课，然后转身离开。Life is long journey. Don't waste your time waiting for people who are not willing to walk with you.生活是一场漫长的旅行，不要浪费时间，去等待那些不愿与你携手同行的人。"Fall in love with you is like used to smoke a cigarette, I want to know how to quit you.爱上你就好像是习惯了抽某种烟，我多想知道怎么戒掉你。"The worst kind of pain is when you’re smiling just to stop the tears from falling.最痛莫过于微笑着让眼泪不要落下来。QQ英文个性签名No matter the ending is perfect or not, you cannot disappear from my world.我的世界不允许你的消失,不管结局是否完美。The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. (Walter Bagehot)人生最大的乐趣是做一些人们说你做不到的事。Sometimes all I need is someone to hug me tight and refuse to let me go until I feel all better.有时候，只是想有个人抱紧我不放手，直到我的心情真的好起来。Thanks your smile, had been flurried my time passage.谢谢你的微笑，曾经慌乱过我的年华。Sometimes the best way to get someone's attention, is to stop giving them yours.有时候，让别人在乎你的最好办法，就是不那么在乎他们。Once we dreamt that we were strangers. We wake up to find that we were dear to each other.曾经我梦见我们彼此是陌生人，但是在现实当中我们是彼此深爱着对方。Warmness is luxury—which is reflected by deep cold and hurt.温暖是奢侈的东西，奢侈到需要用很深的寒冷和疼痛才能体现。

个性说说带英文篇七
《英文个性签名》

时常看到很有个性的签名，但是英文的很少，下面这几个都是常常被大家看到，也广为流传的个性签名的英文版，看过你就可以马上更新你的签名了！

1、如果只是遇见，不能停留，不如不遇见。

If we can only encounter each other rather than stay with each other, then I wish we had never encountered 。

2、宁愿笑着流泪，也不哭着说后悔。心碎了，还需再补吗？

I would like weeping with the smile rather than repenting with the cry, when my heart is broken, is it needed to fix?

3、没有谁对不起谁，只有谁不懂得珍惜谁。

No one indebted for others, while many people don't know how to cherish others。

4、命里有时终需有命里无时莫强求

You will haveit if it belongs to you, where as you don't kvetch for it if it doesn't appear in your life。

5、当香烟爱上火柴时，就注定受到伤害。

When acigarette falls in love with a match, it is destined to be hurt。

6、爱情……在指缝间承诺

指缝……在爱情下交缠

Love, promised between the fingers

Finger rift,twisted in the love

7、没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

No man orwoman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make youcry。

8、记住该记住的，忘记该忘记的。改变能改变的，接受不能改变的。

Remember what should be remembered, and forget what should be forgotten. Alter what is changeable, and accept what is mutable