8人英语话剧
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语话剧剧本《高老庄抢亲》
广西财经学院 木槿花开根据教客网原话剧改制
An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King
Cast: narrator(旁白君) Tang's monk (唐僧) The Monkey King (孙悟空) The old man （老头） The little girl （小女子） The old woman(老妈) pig(八戒)
大家好，今天我们小组给大家表演的话剧是高老庄抢亲。下面我介绍一下我们组分配的角色，XX扮演的是XX......
Hello, everyone, today our group to show the drama is Gao Laozhuang rob close .Let me introduce our group assigned roles .......
第一幕
旁白：唐僧和孙悟空初到高老庄就遇到了奇怪的事儿。At the beginning of tang's monk and Sun WuKong to Gao Laozhuang met strange things
悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.
唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。
I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.
悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。
小女子（做哭状）：爹、妈，我……
Daddy, mommy, I, I …
老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。
Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.
（小女子走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。 唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。）
悟空：师傅，到了。Master, here we are.
老妈：（看见唐僧面生，便过来询问）师傅，你们是打哪来啊？
唐僧（走到老头和老妈子面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？）Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight? 老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。（别过脸去继续哭泣）Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……
（唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。） 老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女儿，救救我们一家啊。
Master, please save my daughter, save my family…
唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事慢慢说。
Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?
老头：高僧有所不知，我们这里有一只猪精，今天要来跟我女儿成亲，大家都斗不过它，现在正准备把女儿送出去躲避。
Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all
afraid of him.
唐僧：施主莫怕，我这徒弟本领高强，也许他能帮上你们。
Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.
老头：唉，高僧啊，以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅，结果都被这猪精打跑了。今天你们就躲着别出来了吧。
Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every
time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight.
老妈：高僧啊，你们一定要抓住那个妖怪，我女儿可不能嫁给妖怪啊！”Monks, you can seize the devil ah, my daughter can't marry the devil!
唐僧：竟有此等妖怪在此！那妖怪长什么模样？
老头：那妖怪肥头大耳有长鼻，还有一个很厉害的武器！”
老妈：以前还幻化为人形，欺骗我们，高僧可要当心啊。”
悟空：噢，有这么厉害的妖怪？我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来，外面发生什么事，都不用管。
What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you
just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.
第二幕
旁白：猪妖要来了，老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖，小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。孙悟空很镇定，不慌不忙地也躲在了门后，露出一段红袖子。Pig monster is coming, the old man a scared to stand up to mix body shaking, little women scared straight to mom arms. The master and the old man family hide into the room .The Monkey King is very calm, leisurely and hide in the door, revealing a red sleeve. (猪八戒大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我来了。)
八戒：Darling, here I am.
旁白：猪八戒见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。The Pig to see nothing happened, feel strange, looking into the house, see above a red sleeve, a clap hands in delight.
八戒：小娘子还害羞呢，不敢出来见老猪吗？来，来，来，我们就要是夫妻了，还害什么羞呀！。
Darling, don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple.
(猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的模样。)
八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我虽然长得丑，但本领高强，一定会让你过上好日子的。 Darling, don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I
can make you happy.
(小娘子笑着点头，抓耳挠腮。)
第三幕背媳妇
旁白：八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面钻。小娘子作出动脑筋的样子，又把八戒拉回来。Pig eight quit to hold little lady went inside drill. Darling to make an appearance, and eight quit to pull back.
八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力气啊，干嘛把我拉出来啊？
Darling. Why are you so powerful?
小娘子：夫君，你这模样进去会吓着我的父母的，还是去你家里吧。
Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go to your home.
八戒：去我家？那太好了，我们这就走吧。
Go to my house？OK. that’s a great idea. Let’s go.
（两人走了几步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的样子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的样子。）
小女子：我一个弱女子，哪里能走这么远？夫君背我吧。
I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back?
八戒：背你？好，好，好。谁让你是我的媳妇呢？
Carry you on my back? All right. You're my wife after all. Come on.
八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我们这就出发了。
Darling, Let's go.
小女子（在八戒头上一点）：走吧，呆子。
Okay. Let’s go.
（音乐响起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在台上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的样子。小女子在他背上抓耳挠腮，非常高兴。）
八戒：小娘子，你怎么这么重啊？
Darling, why are you so heavy?
小女子：不是我重，只怕是你不想背我吧？
Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?)
八戒：不,不,不，我背，我背。
Yes, I do. I do.
（继续艰难地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒体力不支，一跤摔倒，小女子倒地之后，灵活地越上台上的假山，先做出猴子笑看八戒的样子，再做出摔疼了的样子在那里呻吟。八戒听到女子的呻吟，忙东张西望找小媳妇。）
八戒：娘子，摔着了没有？娘子，摔着了没有？娘子，你摔到哪去了？怎么看不见你了？
Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you?
小女子（偷偷地笑，再装作痛苦的样子）：夫君，我在这里呢。I here!
小女子：看你这么辛苦，我也摔疼了，那就休息休息吧。
8人英语话剧篇二：8人英文话剧
【8人英文话剧】傲慢与偏见PrideandPrejudice 学习资料 2006-11-19 05:29:54 阅读1699 评论0 字号：大中小
Summary:
Mrs. Bennet had three unmarried daughter, Jane, Elizabeth, and Lydia. They all had different personalities.Jane was very tender and elegant, Elizabeth was very intelligent, Lydia was very active. the story began when Mr. Bingley moved to the Neitherfield. He and his friend, Darcy, were handsome and rich. Mrs. Bennet was ambitious to find a man who could suit her daughter. At a party, Bingly and Jane fell in love, but Darcy and Elizabeth did't. What happened to them? The answer was Wickham. What did Wickham do to them? At last Lydia eloped with Wickham. Would they come back? Would Darcy and
Elizabeth fall in love.
Scene I
Bingley: Mr. Darcy, welcome to the party.
Darcy: Thank you Mr. Bingley. As soon as I received your invitation, I've taken a train all the way from
hometown to here. So, is the party held for some particular reason?
Bingley: Not really, (dragging Darcy aside) I hold this party chiefly because of you and me.
Darcy: How's that?
Bingley: Well, Mr. Darcy. As you can see. You and I are reaching the mating season, and...
Darcy: Good God, mating season, Mr. Bingley. What are you talking about?
Bingley: I'm kidding, Mr. Darcy. Anyway, it's true that we are old enough to get married. So, I hold the party so that we have the chance to know more girls. Come, let me introduce you some of the ladies. Mrs. Bennet: Elizabeth, Jane, and Lydia! I have heard that Mr. Bingley and Mr. Darcy are very rich men. Seize the chance to be their women and you shall be happy for the rest of your life. This is your chance,
girls.
Lydia: But they've got two men. And we've got three girls. How can three girls and two men have a date? Mrs. Bannet: Stop worrying about that, silly girl. There is one behind him. Did you see that? That guy is Wickham. He is a soldier and they say he is as rich as the other two. So you girls, get ready.
Lydia: Who do you think is more good-looking?.
Jane: I don't know; I think they are all handsome to me.
Elizabeth: Don't ask me. I am just too nervous to think of anything.
Bingley: Hi, Mrs. Bannet. Hi, girls. I'd like to introduce a very good friend of mine, Mr. Darcy. Mr. Darcy,
this is Mrs. Bannet. This is Jane, Elizabeth and Lydia.
Darcy: Good day, ladies.
Elizabeth: Hi good day.
Jane: Hi good day.
Lydia: Hi good day.
Bingley: Darcy, look around you. There are so many extremely pretty girls in the room. I have never seen so many pretty girls in my life. Go, dance with them.It will become an unforgettable experience. Darcy: She is tolerable, I suppose, but not really beautiful enough to tempt me. I don't want to pay
attention to the ladies no other man wants. Go, dance with your girls.
Elizabeth: What a proud man he is.
Mrs. Bennet: Mr. Darcy is such a horrible, disagreeable man, and not at all worth pleasing. He was so rude and proud. He walked here and there, thinking himself very great. He thinks my Elizabeth is not
pretty enough to dance with him. How could he say so?
Elizabeth: Anyway, I don't like him at all.
(Darcy walked by Wicknam ,showing his great contempt for him.)
Wickham: Miss, may I ask you if I have the honor to introduce myself?
Elizabeth: Yes, please.
Wickham: My name is Wickliam. It's my pleasure to be here with you. Shall I offer a remark on the
weather?
Elizabeth: If you can make it fit for a young lady's ears. Honestly speaking, I want to know if you know Mr.
Darcy well? Because ........
Wickham: Yes, indeed., I have known Mr. Darcy's family all my life. Do you know Mr. Darcy well yourself
may I ask?
Elizabeth: I find him very disagreeable. I don't like the way he walks and talks. I find him bad tempered
and proud.
Wickham: I should not give my opinion of him. I have known him too well and too long. But I can't pretend to be sorry that you do not like him. His behavior towards me has been most unfair in the past. Even though his father was always very good to me. His father wanted to leave me some money when he died, but this Mr. Darcy, his son, made sure that the money did not all come to me. And his father's wishes were never put in writing, so I have had to join the army to survive. It's very sad but I cannot think well of
Mr. Darcy.
Elizabeth: I am surprised that Mr. Darcy's pride has not made him behave more fairly to you.
Wickham: It's surprising, for pride is the reason behind most of the actions. He is really good at pretending to be a generous person sometimes. But believe me, his pride has made him an intolerable
man.
Elizabeth: I am ashamed at his friendship with Mr. Bingley, who seems a sweet-tempered, charming man. Bingley can not know what Mr. Darcy is .1 am glad that you can relate Darcy's pride to me. Now I know
he is such an arrogant, abominable man.
Scene II In the Bannet Garden
Darcy: Hey, Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Hello, Mr. Darcy
Darcy: I'd like to have a few words with you. Can I talk to you?
Elizabeth: What is it, Mr. Darcy?
Darcy: In private, please .1 have struggled in vain against my feelings. You must allow me to tell you how much I admire and love you. You know, since I saw you, I have found you so attractive. And I find I like
you so much.
Elizabeth: Why didn't you tell me at that time?
Darcy: :I didn't tell you because I didn't have the courage to do so. Please, Elizabeth, I find I love you so,
and I can't help it.
Elizabeth: Are you proposing to me?
Darcy: Yes, Elizabeth. I am asking you to marry me.
Elizabeth: Well. If I could feel any gratitude, I would thank you. But I can't. I didn't ask for your love and you certainly don't have to give it. I am sorry if I have caused you pain. But I hope and believe it won't last
long.
Darcy: So, this is your answer! My proposal has been turned down. I would like to know why you're
refusing me so rudely?
Elizabeth: I might also ask you why took the trouble to tell me that it is so much against your will power, your reason and your character to like me, in spite of my family's low position. You know I have. Do you
think anything would tempt me to accept a man who had ruined his best friend?
Darcy: What do you mean by my best friend?
Elizabeth: Wicknam, of course. When Mr. Wicknam told me about your evil behavior towards him, I know
what kind of person you are. How do you explain your evil deeds toward Mr. Wicknam?
Darcy: You sound very interested in Wicknam.
Elizabeth: No one who knows his misfortune could help being interested in him.
Darcy: His misfortune!
Elizabeth: It's you who made Mr. Wicknam poor. You did it, and you treat the subject with scorn. Darcy: So, this is your opinion of me. Thank you for explaining me so fully. You've said quite enough, madam, I understand your feeling perfectly. Forgive me for taking up so much of your time, and accept
my best wishes for your health and happiness.
SCENE II ~ Bannet's House
Aside: Elizabeth declined Mr. Darcy's proposal. Several days passed. (Elizabeth walked out to see Jane
and Mrs. Bennet strolling back and forth.)
Jane: Elizabeth!
Elizabeth: Jane! What happened?
Jane: It's poor little Lydia. She's eloped away with Mr. Wickham.
Elizabeth: Mr. Wicknam!?
Jane: And.. .They are not married!
Elizabeth: Not married?
Jane: And we can't find them anywhere.
Mrs. Bennet: Oh! Beware of officers, I have kept on telling her! They're fickle and unprincipled! Oh! My
little Lydia!!
Elizabeth: Mama...
Mrs. Bennet: Elizabeth Oh! Elizabeth! You don't know how I have suffered! Such... Such spasms, such
palpitations, such... fragileness! Find your sister!
Elizabeth: Yes, Yes, Mama. I know. Oh! Jane, what should we do?
Jane: Oh! Aunt Philips said that it seems they're hiding somewhere in London. And Father has gone to
look for them.
Servant: Miss Elizabeth. Mr. Darcy just called.
Elizabeth: Mr. Darcy!!
Mrs. Bannet: Oho, that odious man! You are not going to see him, Elizabeth!
Jane: Oh! Mama! Don't say that!
Elizabeth: Mr. Darcy, what brings you here?
Darcy: Fear no alarm, Madam. Afier what you said to me the other day, that chapter is definitely closed. And, bad news travels fast, Miss Bennet. I heard about George Wicknam and your sister. I felt it my duty
to come at once.
Elizabeth: To try and fault us, I suppose.
Darcy: To offer you services. I told you the other day that Wickham was concerned. I chose to be silent.
Elizabeth: I remembered it.
Darcy: Yes, but what has happened to your sister has made me change my mind. (Draw a deep breath)
George Wickham will never marry your sister, Miss Barmet. Her case wasn't the first.
Elizabeth: What do you mean ?
Darcy: My own sister, Georgina. She has a large fortune in her own right. Wickham palmed to elope with
her. By the mercy of Providence, I discovered the plot in time.
Elizabeth: Oh! My Goodness!
Darcy: But your sister has been unfortunate. May I ask if everything possible is being done to find her?
Elizabeth: My father has gone to London. He and my uncle are searching for her.
Darcy: I would be only too happy if I can help.
Elizabeth: Thank you very much. Mr. Darcy.
Mr. Darcy: I'm afraid that I've stayed too long. Good-bye.
SCENE IV Several days later In Bannet's house
Elizabeth: Goodbye... Oh! I can't believe it.
Jane: Elizabeth! Elizabeth! Come here!
Elizabeth: Yes, I'm here. What's on your hand?
Jane: It is a letter from our uncle. He has found Lydia!
Elizabeth: He's found her? (Jane began to read)
Jane: Yes. We know that Wickham's extravagant and he is a gambler, and we know that he is in debt.
Elizabeth: Oh! Oh! Mr. Darcy is right!
Jane: Mr. Darcy took upon himself the responsibility of agreeing to Wicknam-because Wickham asked
for two hundred pounds a year during his lifetime, in order to pay the debt.
Elizabeth: He agreed to Wickham's terms?
Jane: Well, he did.. .oh! How kind a person Mr. Darcy is!
Elizabeth: Oh! Mr.Darcy.. will he never come back? That chapter is closed...
Jane: Elizabeth? What are you talking about?
Elizabeth: Oh! Jane.. .you don't know what happened! Something so extraordinary! So unbelievable!
Jane: What?
Elizabeth: He asked me to marry him.
Jane: Oh! Mr. Darcy? What did you say to him?
Elizabeth: What did I say to him? What did I say to him? I said I hated him. I said I never wanted to see
him again! But now, suddenly.. ...... .1 love him.
Jane: You love him?
Elizabeth: I'm so dreadfully unhappy! It is all my own stupid fault!
Jane: Oh! Elizabeth dearest (Jane sees Mr. Darcy standing out of the door.)
Elizabeth: Oh! How selfish I am.. It's difficult to believe that I am so prejudiced...Mr. Darcy, I can no longer resist thanking you for your great kindness to my poor sister. Ever since I learned about it, I have been anxious to express my gratitude. Allow me to thank you again and again, in the name of all my
family. Forgive me, I thought you were very proud and dislike you.
Darcy: Your family owes me no thanks. I had decided to look for your sister before I left. I confess, I thought only of you. My love and wishes have not changed. (Elizabeth was too embarrassed to say a word) You are too kind to hurt me. If your feelings for me are still what they were. Then please tell me at once. My feelings for you are unchanged, but one word from you will make me silent on this subject
forever.
Elizabeth: All my prejudices against you had gradually disappeared since you wrote me the letter. I hope,
we have both learned to be more polite.
Darcy: Oh! Dear! I can change the world for you, I would be sunlight in your universe.
The End
8人英语话剧篇三：英语八人搞笑话剧--三笑三国
《三笑三国》
开场介绍： Ladies and gentlemen,let me introduct the actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor tonight.and his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .don't forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou Dun.At last,don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director.
第一幕：人物，赵云 夏侯惇 曹操 蒋干
旁白：就在刚才不久，一个黑大汉从曹操军中救出刘备之子刘阿斗，现在正向这里杀过来，他就是张飞！！！（赵云出场）Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A dou.now,he is coming. His name is Zhangfei.
赵云：no！本人姓赵名云，乃常山子龙也！ no! my family name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given name is zilong ~ （赵云从背后拿出一坨布，代表阿斗）
（顾影自怜状） 赵云：看！这就是主公的最后一点骨血！刘阿斗！我从火场之中把他救出，而我自己的脸却早已……唉……化作焦炭！look! this is the
last blood of the boss ! liu e dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already ...ai ~.
（夏侯敦挺着枪呈猫腰状杀出）
夏侯敦：小贼，莫跑，要不然我就大开杀戒了（冲到） Children， stop there or i will kill you
（赵云左手抱阿斗，右手与之搏斗）
赵云：可恶！居然敢偷袭我！fuck,!! you bitch dare to attack me ??
（二人装腔作势打斗数招）
！stop!! wait!!! one two three... nine dark white bone fingers!! 赵云：看我九阴白骨爪！
（倒地） oh my gad i'm over 夏侯敦：唔！
（下）yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss , goodbye~ 赵云：此地不宜久留，还是快去寻主公！
（曹操、蒋干二人上）
曹操：没想到我们初次出兵便杀得敌人望风而逃！真可谓出师未捷身先死。长使英雄泪满襟！ I didn't expect that we can beat the enemy with our first attack.
It reminds me of a poem, "Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Long the hero Tearful"
蒋干：丞相，您说这话，真不见得怎么吉利。 Prime minister,It does not sound good about what you have said;
（曹操险些被地上的夏侯敦绊倒）
曹操：咦？这是谁扔的西瓜皮？（转身，看见倒在地上的夏侯敦）Huh? Who threw the banana rind?
曹操：是夏侯爱卿。难道他又在搞什么行为艺术？？Do not Xiahou Dun?
Is he engaged in what is called performance art?
（蒋干上前将夏侯敦一顿拍打，二人站起）
曹操：夏侯爱卿为何要在地上装西瓜皮？？Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground?
夏侯敦：有一人脸如黑炭 手抱孩子there is a very black people witha baby in his band
！！it Is enemy's maid with a child in his arm. 蒋干：是敌人的保姆！还带个孩子！
曹操：那你呢？ What did you do?
夏侯敦：i i i…… i rushed to him and fight with him i'mfightting fightting fightting我 我…… 我冲上去与之打斗 打 打 打
曹操：然后呢？What then?
蒋干：丞相，看来是夏侯将军杀退了敌人！ Prime minister, it is likely that general Xiahou has defeated the enemy
（手势如下：指指门外，右手作“九”的样子，随即作全身发冷状，然后指向自己的衣服，再指向曹操，作爪击状） 夏侯敦：唔唔！
曹操：然后呢？ Then what happened?
夏侯敦：no no no I was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger ,it's so terrible
（曹操、蒋干二人将夏侯敦拉起）
（慷慨状）It seems that the enemy should not go far. Let's run after them. 曹操：如此看来，敌人应该还没有走远。咱们乘胜追击！
蒋干：有时候我真的很佩服丞相您这乐观的心理……（赞同状） Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about your optimistic psychology ......
（抡起两拳，作欲与敌人搏斗状） 夏侯敦：唔！唔唔唔~！
（三人下）
第二幕:人物：刘备 张飞 诸葛亮 赵云
（刘备、张飞、诸葛亮三人上）
旁白：这是的刘备一行人正在军营外观看敌情~~~LiuBei and his team are looking something out of his military camp.
、
（诸葛亮走在前面，张飞、刘备二人紧跟其后）
（转头）主公啊，按理说是您走先啦！（恭敬状）old liu ah,you should walk in front of us! Is not it? 诸葛亮：
刘备：不啦，军师您身后有好大块荫凉，躲在这里避避暑也不错。No，it's very cool that I stand just behind you，I can avoid summer heat
（眺望状）主公，如果我所料不错，现在马上就要下雨了！liu ah,come here! I tell you a secret! I think it is about to rain! 诸葛亮：
先生神算！人所不及！不知先生如何知道将要下雨？great prediction！ 刘备：No one can compare with you！just wonder how do you know
？it's going to rain
（以手指前方）看天，那边有一块黑云来了！First,the weather report told us it is going to rain 诸葛亮：首先，天气预报说今天有雨；其次，
today;second,look at the sky,so many dark clouds are coming!
（赵云上）
张飞：哇！那就是子龙啊，想不到这一会不见子龙就换了个新桌面啊！Ha! That is person who called long ah, I could not believe that you have changd a new tabletop without a minute!
（张飞迎上）
张飞：子龙！ long
赵云：翼德救我！ help!!! brother three.
（张飞下）
赵云：主公！云殊死力战，方保得小主人在此！只是这许久不见啼哭，怕是已经……（悲愤状，取出布包，打开并捧着） boss, i have trid my best to protect the little boss. but it have a long time to hear nothing. i am afraid...
！ oh ~ shit.how can the son of bitch get in asleep.just like his father 赵云：kao！这小没良心的，居然还能睡的着！就跟他爹一样！
刘备：咳咳！
（赵云转身面向刘备）
诸葛亮：子龙，不是我说你，你嘴上就是少个把门儿的，总不能啥实话都往外说啊！？Zilong,not I tell you, although it is true,you should not say it out!
（刘备怒视诸葛亮，诸葛亮恍如不知，赵云上前，将阿斗递给刘备，刘备捧着阿斗）
！because of you，I almost lose a brave general！ 刘备：为了你这倒楣孩子，几乎损我一员大将啊！我还留着你赶什么啊，我摔死你吧！Why do I
！（阿斗摔下） keep you alive，let me kill you！
（赵云上前，对准阿斗狂踹数脚，诸葛亮上前拉住，赵云始终作势欲踢，诸葛亮用身体压住赵云后，走上前去一脚将阿斗踢飞）
旁白：从今以后，阿斗的智力便出现了明显的发育迟缓……This is why liu a dou is so foolish that lost his country.
赵云：咦？怎么不见关二哥呢？ yi ~~ where is brothe two GuanYu?
：He layout the BaGuaZhen for military adviser 刘备：二弟昨天为军师摆下一个八卦阵去，不过在冲出去撞马的时候闪着腰了，现在还在休养呢！
yesterday, but when he rushed out , he get his waist twisted, now he stay in bed.
诸葛亮：哎，太糟糕了，看我，多健康，多健壮！告诉他，多喝三鹿奶粉！（自恋状）！Oh,It is so bad! Look at me,so healthy,so strong!tell him to drink more sanlu milk powder!
！！（走上前，抚摸诸葛亮，做怜惜状） so you drink to be a foolish? 赵云：就给这孩子喝成这样儿了！
：啊~！！！（惨烈地） 曹操（在台下）
刘备：难道三弟又重操旧业了？咱们快去看看！Did zhangfei return to one's former career ？Go to see what happen?
（三人下）
第三幕： 人物 张飞 曹操 夏侯 蒋干 刘备 诸葛亮
旁白：时间拨回到三分钟之前，张飞大战长坂坡……Go back to three minutes before the time set aside，zhangfei fight with caocao's army on changbanpo
（张飞上，在台上转一圈后，如京剧拿柱般亮相，定格）
（奸笑中） 曹操和蒋干：嘿嘿嘿嘿！
夏侯敦：唔唔唔唔……（奸笑中）
（三人奸笑上台）
！ Wa!Y 张飞：哇！火腿肠你回来拉！ou, The hot dog, come back !
。。 black man come again ， Blacks are very powerful，i'm afaid 夏侯敦：我靠，又一个黑人，黑人都是很牛x的，我怕了。
曹操：阁下是何人，何以竟有如此美妙的声音！ Excuse me. May I know your name? What a wonderful voice you have!
（咬牙）I am Zhang Yide from jingdu! (clenches teeth) 张飞：我便是那燕（yān）人张翼德！
曹操：阉人？？原来只是一个太监……夏侯敦，上去解决他！
You are the so called coward,aren't you?xiahou,beat it!
（夏侯敦低头猫腰冲出）
夏侯敦：唔！唔~唔！
（定格） （二人打在一起）
蒋干：丞相，这一仗咱们必输，一会还有桥断水倒流呢！快叫夏侯将军下来吧。 Prime minister, we must have lose this Campaign , the bridge will also cut off the water soon!Let's call Xiahou general to get down quickly
曹操：你怎么知道？How dou you know it?
《真三国无双叁》，长坂的任务啊！！ "Really,it is the game's duty of Three countries Unparalleled Three"!! 蒋干：
曹操：干啊，我看你是太沉迷于网络游戏了。这样既浪费时间又上海身体，你还是听为丞相的一句话吧！珍爱生命，远离三俗啊！
I think you are too addicted to online games. What a waste of time, and It's harmful,listen to me ,You must take good care of yourself.
（张飞与夏侯敦二人继续，张飞一枪击中夏侯敦）
夏侯敦：oh my gad i am over again又被打败了 （蒋干上前将夏侯敦拖回）
曹操：唉，如今这世道变了，太监都这么厉害啦！？
Why does that coward become so brave?
张飞：曹贼听着！今日汝等必不能生过此桥！ cao ,stops talking! Today you all can't pass this bridge with a live one!
曹操：汝休得猖狂！今日要不是我手下典韦身死，许诸拉稀，于禁肺炎，李典麻疹，文聘肝癌，张辽痔疮，才不会输给你！shut up!If general dianwei was still alive,We would not be defeated!
张飞：你手下终究无人可用！啊，面对此景次请，我真想赋诗一首——Nobody may go to battle for you ,Facing this scenery,i really want to sing a song.er, on ......On ......（音乐起）only you ~~~~~only……you……
（夏侯敦跃起）
夏侯敦：唔唔唔……（以手捂耳，跑下）
（惨厉的叫声，并以手捂耳） 曹操：啊！
（惨厉的叫声，并以手捂耳） 蒋干：啊！
（惊惶状）Why is this so shocking! 曹操：这难道就是传说中的门得尔松的c大调《鬼叫》协奏曲！何以如此震撼！
蒋干：（一手指张飞）快看！丞相！桥断了！水也开始倒流啦！！（转过身去，以手捂耳） Look, Prime minister! The bridge broke! The water also starts to flow backwards（音效：山崩地裂之声）
（定格） 曹操：aaaaaaaaaa（痛苦吐血状）
（诸葛亮、刘备、赵云三人上）
诸葛亮：别唱啦！再唱下去就把曹操给唱死啦！Do not sing more,ok?if you go on singing,CaoCao will die because of your song!
刘备：三弟快打住！！（以手捂耳）Stop,stop！！（以手捂耳）
张飞：only you ~~~~~only……you……（余音不绝）
刘备：子龙，快把三弟扛回去。Zilong，carry zhangfei back quickly。
赵云：好的！ ok
（赵云上前，以手捂住张飞的嘴，扛走，张飞依旧唱个不停）
（张飞、赵云二人下）
旁白：从此以后有一首歌传唱至今 经久不衰，叫做：only you~~~~ 《Only You》.(歌声再次响起，众人谢幕~~)。 since then, a song become very very famous.The name is
8人英语话剧篇四：英语话剧
[1]
8人英语小品《喜羊羊与灰太狼——一把“枪”》
道具：两把玩具枪。人数：五名男生，三名女生（其中一名稍胖）
出场人物：喜羊羊Pleasant Goat 美羊羊Pretty Goat 懒羊羊Lazy Goat 沸羊羊 Force Goat暖羊羊Warm Goat 慢羊羊 Slowly Goat(Village Head)灰太狼 Big Big Wolf 红太狼Red Big Wolf 情节对话：
（喜羊羊、美羊羊、沸羊羊、懒羊羊、慢羊羊还有暖羊羊在一起；灰太狼和红太狼在旁边隐蔽） 喜：What can we play today?
美：We have nothing to play.It’s dull!
懒：I have a good idea. （睡意朦胧）
喜、沸：What idea do you have? （好奇）
懒：Let’s sleep! （自信满满）
暖、慢：Oh,no!You are very lazy!（无奈指责）
灰：Ha!Dear goats,I’m coming!（灰太狼小声→大声，出现在羊面前）
美：Ah!Look,Big-big-wolf!Run away! （惊恐了一大跳）
（羊们开始逃跑，灰太狼追着美羊羊）
灰：Ha-ha!I’m sure that it’s a good and delicious goat!
（灰太狼紧追美羊羊）
美：Pleasant-goat!Please help me!Help,help,help! （神情紧张）
灰：It’s too late!My favourite goat.（十分贪婪，并抓住了美羊羊）
喜：Pretty-goat,I have nothing to do.But I’ll save you!
（灰太狼抓住了美羊羊后，又开始抓其它羊）
懒：Don’t touch me!Help me!（也神情紧张）
灰：Ha!Littlefatgoat.I’mhungry now. My wife is waiting for me.Haha!（灰太狼又抓住了懒羊羊,于是逮着懒羊羊，美羊羊走向狼堡，最后进入了狼堡）
-------------------地点转换（在狼堡）----------------------------
红：Wa!Big big wolf!You are very good! Oh,two goats! （激动）
灰:Wife.I’m going to cook them soon!Today we’ll have a super dinner,
I’m looking forward to eating goats the first（灰太狼和红太狼准备煮羊）
-----------------------地点转换（在青青草原）----------------------
慢：What to do?Pleasant-goat,find a way quickly,be quick! （着急）
沸：Pleasant goat!Find a way!
喜：There’s only one key.Let’s goto wolf’s houseand save them!
暖：What?I am very worried about that!It’s too dangerous !
（表现出害怕的样子）
慢：Ng.This is only one key.I’m wating for you.You must save Pretty-goat and Lazy goat .And this is a special gun.Big-big-wolf won’t move for an hour.Give you,Pleasant goat. （慢羊羊拿出一把枪,深沉地给了喜羊羊）
喜：That’s great!Let’s go.Warm goat and Force goat! （握住拳头）
暖,沸：Ok,let’s go to wolf’s house! （ 气势磅礴）
（喜羊羊它们向狼堡走去；灰太狼与红太狼正得意洋洋）
-----------------------地点转换（在狼堡）---------------------------
红：Two Little goats.You will finish!I’ll eat you! （贪婪野蛮）
美：Oh,no.I believe Pleasant goat can save me! Yes?Lazy goat?What are you doing?（无助）
懒：Let me sleep,xu.（乐观派）
美：Ah!Don’t sleep!I am very afraid ! If you don’t sleep,I will give you candy!
懒：Really?I love candy !（懒羊羊突然醒了，美羊羊点点头）
（喜羊羊，沸羊羊，暖羊羊到达，并使劲敲门）
灰：Who?Oh, wife.Maybe are the other goats!Let me catch them.
（喜羊羊拿住枪，准备瞄准；灰太狼打开门）
灰：Oh,it’s pleasant goat！I’ll get you for my dinner!
喜：Big-big-wolf.Goodbye!（Bang!!!!!!!!!!!）
（开枪）（灰太狼突然动不了了）
暖：Wa!Pleasant goat,you are very great!（赞美）
灰：Pleasant-goat!What do you do? Why can’t I move?!
（喜羊羊笑了笑，把枪给了沸羊羊）
喜：Force goat,give you gun.Let me save them.
沸：Ok!...Ng.Red big wolf！you will finish!
（喜羊羊救了美羊羊，懒羊羊,沸羊羊把枪对准红太狼）
红：What are you going to do?little fat goats? （害怕）
沸：Goodbye,Red big wolf!(bang!!!!!)
（沸羊羊向红太狼开枪；红太狼动不了了）
美，懒：Thank you,Pleasant-goat!（感激不尽）
暖：Lazy goat, pretty goat,Run away quickly!
(美羊羊，懒羊羊逃了出来)
红：Big-big-wolf,I hate you!Ah! （红太狼挣扎）
美：Mr. Big-big-wolf and Red big wolf,goodbye! （亲切）
懒：Pretty-goat,where’s my candy? （天真好奇）
美：Oh!Lovely lazy goat,I have no candy.Sorry?Don’t blame me! （违约）
懒：What?My candy!My God!...Ai,Let me sleep,xu.（无奈的）
暖：Don’t sleep!Lazy goat!We willgo to our house! （命令）
（懒羊羊随即被叫醒，并打了个哈欠，之后羊群到达羊村）
慢:Pleasant goat,you’re very good!Give mespecial gun.（迎接）
沸：Here you are.Village Head.
慢：Ah,that’s not ture the special gun.This is ture!（激动地拿出真枪）
暖：Ah?If this……（疑惑无比）
慢：If this false gun,Big big wolf can’t move for ten days!（大声）
懒：Ha ha.Ng……And do we win?
喜，沸，暖，美：Yes!Wewin! （羊们笑着说）
-----------------------地点转换（在狼堡）---------------------------
红：Big-big-wolf,Where are our goats?Where?you, you,I hate you!Ah!You are foolish! （动不了了）
灰：Wu……Awful pleasant-goat,I must eat you the first!And I’m sure come back soon（哭着说）
[2]
5-8人英语剧本-地震（The Frightened Earthquake）
主要讲述512地震时，医生和病人搞笑+地震被埋+解放军救援+CCTV报道+总理前来
带点搞笑+煽情+联系实际（关键看演技了O(∩_∩)O~）
*5人(n人，因为可以加人进去，比如解放军可以有n个人，前面的大夫和病人也可做改动)
The Frightened Earthquake（地震来了）
Player: TNT Team
Main Idea:
Central China has been hit by an earthquake measuring 8 on the Richter scale. A doctor and a sick were covered by the wasteland,the PLA came to save them rapidly, A CCTV reporter reported the news quickly, and the Prime Minister WenJiabao was come here too. At last,with everyone’s effort, the doctor and sick were saved.
（主要内容：中国中心8级地震了。一个大夫和一个病人在交流过程中被埋到了废墟中，警察火速前来援救，CCTV也来报道温家宝也来给被埋同志打气。最后在所有人的努力下，两人被救）
道具：笔记本（用来播放背景音乐）
用纸糊的听诊器
手表
硬纸壳做的铲子
记者的话筒上面也可以画凤凰卫视或者CCTV
红颜料（血，这个也可以不用）
用纸卷的大喇叭
矿泉水
The dialog of our story:
1
DOCTOR
----Come in, please. I’m Dr. Xu.（请进，我是徐大夫）
SICK
----I’m ZhangHui.（我是张慧）
DOCTOR
---- Have a seat. What seems to be the problem?（坐，咋了？）
SICK
----I’ve got an ache（我这儿疼用手捂着肚子>）
DOCTOR
----Here?（这？按一按病人的痛的地方>）
SICK
----No, here.（不是，这儿）
DOCTOR
----Here?（再按按>是这儿吗）
SICK
----Ouch!（嚄！疼！）
DOCTOR
----Great! Appendicitis! I must operate on you now!（不错！阑尾炎！我这就给你手术） SICK
----What?! But…（什么？但是。。。）
DOCTOR
----Operation ….about 10,000 yuan（大概一万块）
SICK
----What?（什么？！）
DOCTOR
----I am a Doctor or you are !（我是大夫还是你是大夫）
SICK
----But I have cut it last time!（但是我上次已经割掉了！）
DOCTOR
----Oh! That’s terrible! Come on! Check your heart! Is it beat?（哦！癌变了！来来，检查心跳，看看还跳不跳拿起听诊器，不小心听到了右边>）
SICK
----If it’s not I can’t live~（不跳我就死了）
DOCTOR
----Oh your heartbeat is stop!（天哪！没心跳了！）
SICK
----It’s left…（在左边）
DOCTOR
----Metastasis! Let me have your pulse! 60 times each minute! Good!（转移了！看看脉搏不小心按到了病人的手表上>一分钟60下，不错！）
SICK
----It is my watch!（那是我的表故意露出来表给观众看到>）
突然，地震了！这里插一段背景音乐，石头噼里啪啦掉地的声音
Suddenly, earthquake! They were covered up with soil, Sick’s leg was broken.
SICK
----Ouch! My leg!（噢！我的腿！）
DOCTOR
----Don’t worry! I am a doctor! Let me inspects your body!（别急！我是大夫！让我看看） SICK
----I trust you? Oh! Give me a break!（我信你？！饶了我吧！）
SICK
----Any one there? Help…（对着外面喊：有人吗？救命！）
DOCTOR
----Keep quiet! Don’t move! Don’t speak aloud! We must keep our energy!（安静！别动！别大声喊！我们必须保持体力等待救援！）
2
解放军拿这个铲子道具边挖边跟着音乐节奏出场。（背景音乐：... %B3%A8%E6%84%8F.mp3三大纪律八项注意的开头）
The People's Liberation Army (PLA) digging with shovel
PLA
----Is anyone alive here?(3 times)（多喊几遍有人活着吗）
Sick and doctor
----Help !（救命）
PLA
----(With music)Hold on! I will save your life!（音乐继续：坚持住！我来救你们！音乐停）
换成新闻联播音乐，片头：记者着急忙慌冲出来，拿着话筒说
REPORTER
----(With music)Hello everyone, this is CCTV broadcasting! Central China has
been hit by an earthquake measuring 8 on the Richter scale. Thousands of
people are reported to have died and hurt after the tremor brought down
buildings of here. Oh my God! Thousands! Well, our correspondent PLA is
here.(To PLA) Excuse me,8 on the Richter scale, isn't this a powerful and
significant earthquake? （大家好，这里是CCTV！刚刚发生了8级地震，这座建筑倒塌已经造成几千人受伤和死亡，噢我的天哪！几千人！好了，现在解放军已经在现场实施救援。面对解放军>你好，请说说8级地震严重吗？）
PLA
----Yes. it certainly is. Because if you consider the Ritcher Scale ranges from nought to 9, obvious 8 is fairly high up there.（当然。地震级别就是0-9级）
REPORTER
----Anyone Survive?（现在还有人生还吗？）
PLA
----Yes! You see,now we are digging, we detected that there are two people alive in this building.（是的！你看，我们正在挖人呢，我们发现有两个人还活着！）
REPORTER
8人英语话剧篇五：8人英语小品剧本
8人英语小品剧本
A Play:
Buying Medicine
By Liu Qinglin
Characters: X ------ Xiao Fei
S ------- Shopkeeper
D- ---- Doctor Li
O- -----Others ( O1, O2 O3 -----)
Ws ------ Wounded soldiers ( W1, W2,W3 -----)
H -----He zhenwu, a Japanese spy
W- ---- Woman
J ------ Japanese
Scene1
( At an old temple lie some wounded soldiers. D is examining their wounds.)
D: Good evening, everyone.
Ws: ( Together) Good evening, Dr Li.
D: Hello, let me examine you.
W1: I’m all right. There’s no need to do so. ( W1 is about to fall down.)
D: (Helps him up) Your leg discloses you! Let me have a look. Ah, it’s going worse. Let me put some
medicine on you.
W1: No, it isn’t necessary. There is little medicine left. Go to look after that young man. He has a high
fever. He seems fainted.
D: ( Takes W2’s temperature. ) So he has! He needs an injection but we have none. Feed him these last three pills with warm water. What else can I do? There’s no medicine left.
W3: Don’t worry, Doctor. I am young and strong. I am all tight now. I’ll go and buy some medicine.
D: No, you are not all right. Your leg will bleed when you move. Lie down and have a good rest. W4: So you can let me go . I can run very fast. The enemy cannot catch me.
( Just then, Xiao Fei comes in.)
X: Be quiet everybody. You must have a good rest. This is order, you know.
W1: But there’s no medicine left.
X: That’s why I’m here. I’ve come to fetch the list . I’ll go to town to buy medicine.
D: Have you got any money?
X: No.
D: ( Takes off her gold ring.) Take this with you. Perhaps you can change it for medicine.
X: No, I can’t take it , because it is given to you by your future husband who gave up his life to the revolution a few days ago. It mustn’t go to other people’s hands.
D: But how can you get the medicine without money?
X: Don’t worry. I’ll manage. Goodbye.
D and Ws: Be careful!
Scene2
( Music) ( Xiao is walking on the way like a businessman. He sings as he goes.
When he Passes a corn field, he sees He Zhenwu the Japanese spy robbing a woman)
W: Help! Help!
H: You needn’t cry. There’s nobody else here. Let me marry you and make yourself noble. W: You Japanese spy! No one will marry you.
H: Otherwise I’ll kill you! ( He raises his gun and the woman catches hold of his wrist . They start a fight. Finally, H knocks W down. Just then X arrives)
X: Stop! Don’t bully Chinese woman!
H: It’s none of your business! Go away.
X: I would rather stop you. ( H raises his gun towards X. X kicks it away. They begin a fight. W puts on his clothes W and begins to pull H’s leg. X knocks H down)
X: (To W) Quick! Help me tie him up.
W: You are bleeding. Let me do first aid.
X: It doesn’t matter. Pull him into the corn fields.
H: Please spare my life. I won’t do that again
( W takes up the gun and is about to shoot.)
X: Don’t do that. If the Japanese hear the shot, they’ll come.
H: Thank you, sir. But please let me go.
X: Let you go? You’ll continue to kill and bully Chinese! ( X puts his socks into H’s mouth.) Wait here . And lend me your pass and bike. Don’t try to run away. (They go down.)
Scene 3
(Music) (X is riding a bike toward town. He sings as he goes along)
J1 and J2: Stop! Show me your pass.
X: Here you are!
J1 & J2: ( After reading it.) Hi! Salute. ( They Salute.) ( X goes through the town gate and after some time stops at a drug shop and knocks at the door.)
S: Who’s it?
X: It’s me, a customer.
S: (To O1) Go to answer the door.
O1: come in, please. You are the only customer for these days.
S: What can I do far you?
X: ( Hands him the pass.) We Japanese assistant soldier need some medicine. Here is the list. S: Oh, so much medicine! Do you have enough money?
X: We’ll send you the money in a few days’ time. Quick, this is order. ( Shows him his gun.) S: All right! All right!
S: ( To O1) Quick! Give him the medicine
O1: All right . ( Hands it to X.) Here you are.
X: I have to go now. Bye-bye.
S: ( To O1) Quick! Close the door.
O1: All right. ( He closes it.)
S: ( Makes a telephone call.) Hi! This is No1 Medicine Shop. Just now, a man came in and took a lot of medicine away. Perhaps he belongs to the Eighth Route Army . Stop him, quick!
( X rides his bike fast. Soon he arrives at the gate, J1 is receiving a phone call. J2 signs him to stop. X rides towards him and knocks him out. J1 begins to short at him. Soon he arrives at a bridge, where two soldiers stand . X kills them with two shots. A crowd of soldiers rush towards him. He
run into the corn field. H has just frees himself and is about to leave.)
J3: Oh, here he is!
js: (Together) Don’t move! Hands up!
H: I’m sorry. I’m not Eighth -----
J4: Tie him up. ( They tie him up and beat him.)
H: Ouch! I belong to Japanese army.
J5: Don’t listen to him. He’s lying. Put him in our car. Let’s go. (They go down.)
X: (X goes through the corn field and comes up to a street. He meets some Japanese and fights them. He kills some of them and enters a lane. Finally he arrives at the temple. D and Ws come to welcome him)
D: Here comes our hero.
Ws: Congratulations.
X: Thank you, everybody.
( The end )
8人英语话剧篇六：5-8人英语剧本-地震
*主要讲述512地震时，医生和病人搞笑+地震被埋+解放军救援+CCTV报道+总理前来带点搞笑+煽情+联系实际（关键看演技了O(∩_∩)O~）*5人(n人，因为可以加人进去，比如解放军可以有n个人，前面的大夫和病人也可做改动)The Frightened Earthquake（地震来了）Player: TNT Team2008.5.12Main Idea:Central China has been hit by an earthquake measuring 8 on the Richter scale. A doctor and a sick were covered by the wasteland,the PLA came to save them rapidly, A CCTV reporter reported the news quickly, and the Prime Minister WenJiabao was come here too. At last,with everyone’s effort, the doctor and sick were saved.（主要内容：中国中心8级地震了。一个大夫和一个病人在交流过程中被埋到了废墟中，警察火速前来援救，CCTV也来报道温家宝也来给被埋同志打气。最后在所有人的努力下，两人被救）道具：笔记本（用来播放背景音乐）用纸糊的听诊器手表硬纸壳做的铲子记者的话筒上面也可以画凤凰卫视或者CCTV红颜料（血，这个也可以不用）用纸卷的大喇叭矿泉水The dialog of our story:1DOCTOR----Come in, please. I’m Dr. Xu.（请进，我是徐大夫）SICK----I’m ZhangHui.（我是张慧）DOCTOR---- Have a seat. What seems to be the problem?（坐，咋了？）SICK----I’ve got an ache（我这儿疼用手捂着肚子>）DOCTOR----Here?（这？按一按病人的痛的地方>）SICK----No, here.（不是，这儿）DOCTOR----Here?（再按按>是这儿吗）SICK----Ouch!（嚄！疼！）DOCTOR----Great! Appendicitis! I must operate on you now!（不错！阑尾炎！我这就给你手术）SICK----What?! But…（什么？但是。。。）DOCTOR----Operation ….about 10,000 yuan（大概一万块）SICK----What?（什么？！）DOCTOR----I am a Doctor or you are !（我是大夫还是你是大夫）SICK----But I have cut it last time!（但是我上次已经割掉了！）DOCTOR----Oh! That’s terrible! Come on! Check your heart! Is it beat?（哦！癌变了！来来，检查心跳，看看还跳不跳拿起听诊器，不小心听到了右边>）SICK----If it’s not I can’t live~（不跳我就死了）DOCTOR----Oh your heartbeat is stop!（天哪！没心跳了！）SICK----It’s left…（在左边）DOCTOR----Metastasis! Let me have your pulse! 60 times each minute! Good!（转移了！看看脉搏不小心按到了病人的手表上>一分钟60下，不错！）SICK----It is my watch!（那是我的表故意露出来表给观众看到>）突然，地震了！这里插一段背景音乐，石头噼里啪啦掉地的声音Su
ddenly, earthquake! They were covered up with soil, Sick’s leg was broken.SICK----Ouch! My leg!（噢！我的腿！）DOCTOR----Don’t worry! I am a doctor! Let me inspects your body!（别急！我是大夫！让我看看）SICK----I trust you? Oh! Give me a break!（我信你？！饶了我吧！）SICK----Any one there? Help…（对着外面喊：有人吗？救命！）DOCTOR----Keep quiet! Don’t move! Don’t speak aloud! We must keep our energy!（安静！别动！别大声喊！我们必须保持体力等待救援！）2解放军拿这个铲子道具边挖边跟着音乐节奏出场。（背景音乐：... %B3%A8%E6%84%8F.mp3三大纪律八项注意的开头）The People's Liberation Army (PLA) digging with shovelPLA----Is anyone alive here?(3 times)（多喊几遍有人活着吗）Sick and doctor----Help !（救命）PLA----(With music)Hold on! I will save your life!（音乐继续：坚持住！我来救你们！音乐停）换成新闻联播音乐，片头：记者着急忙慌冲出来，拿着话筒说REPORTER----(With music)Hello everyone, this is CCTV broadcasting! Central China hasbeen hit by an earthquake measuring 8 on the Richter scale. Thousands ofpeople are reported to have died and hurt after the tremor brought down buildings of here. Oh my God! Thousands! Well, our correspondent PLA is here.(To PLA) Excuse me,8 on the Richter scale, isn't this a powerful andsignificant earthquake? （大家好，这里是CCTV！刚刚发生了8级地震，这座建筑倒塌已经造成几千人受伤和死亡，噢我的天哪！几千人！好了，现在解放军已经在现场实施救援。面对解放军>你好，请说说8级地震严重吗？）PLA----Yes. it certainly is. Because if you consider the Ritcher Scale ranges from nought to 9, obvious 8 is fairly high up there.（当然。地震级别就是0-9级）REPORTER----Anyone Survive?（现在还有人生还吗？）PLA----Yes! You see,now we are digging, we detected that there are two people alive in this building.（是的！你看，我们正在挖人呢，我们发现有两个人还活着！）REPORTER----With the shovel? You will hurt them!（用铲子？你会伤到他们！）PLA----Oh! I see! (Then use hands) （有道理！说罢开始用手挖，只要做出狗刨的姿势>）REPORTER----The death toll from Monday’s earthquake in southwest China’s SichuanProvince has climbed to nearly 30,000, according to the headquarters fordisaster relief. Prime Minister WenJiabao will come here soon. Oh, he is coming!（到周一死亡人数已经上升到3万人，总理温家宝现在马上就要亲赴灾区。噢！他来了！）3Prime Minister Wen come here 总理出场>PLA(salute)敬礼>WEN----Comrades!（同志们好！）PLA----Yes sir!（首长好！）WEN----Thanks for your effort!（同志们辛苦！）PLA-
---serve the people!（为人民服务！）WEN----how about the situation? Are they ok?（情况如何！他们还好吗）PLA----Yes!（还好！）WEN----Hurry up!（努力！）PLA----Yes sir! (Go on to dig)（是！继续挖>）Prime Minister Wen want to climb up the wasteland, but he fell down andhis arm was break.（总理想要爬上废墟，可是他没站好把胳膊扭/划/撞到了此乃真事儿>）WEN----Ouch! （哎呦！顺势擦红颜色，或者不要也行>）PLA----Bleed!（啊！流血了！）WEN----Leave me alone! Save them!（别管我！救人要紧！）4总理上了凳子（假装是站在废墟上）Reporter gave Prime Minister Wen a loudspeaker记者给了总理一个大喇叭REPORTER----Come on! Mr.Wen, give us some words!（来吧总理，请向里面儿说点什么！）WEN----Don’t worry! The government will save you!（拿着喇叭对着里面喊话>别急！政府会救你们的！）DOCTOR AND SICKsaid to each other----Oh! It’s Prime Minister!（医生对病人说：啊！是总理的声音！）DOCTOR AND SICK----Mr. Wen! （两人一起向外喊：温总理！）WEN----Are you ok?（你们还好吗！）DOCTOR AND SICK----We are ok, but my leg is hurt.（好呢！但是我的腿受伤了！）WEN----Take it easy! Hold on! We have send a professional army! （别担心！坚持住！我们排了最好的军队！）DOCTOR AND SICK----Felt relieved to hear that! We’ll be very careful! We are thirsty! Water!（这我们就放心了！我们会小心的！我们好渴！要水！）WEN----Quickly! Water!（对解放军：快！水！递进讲台后面）本文转自咖啡吧剧本网5PLA----Now this is a big hole, Try to climb out（现在挖了个大洞！试着爬出来！）SICK----Let me see…(She climb out from the hole)（我试试病人比较瘦，爬了出来>）DOCTOR----It’s my turn now.(But she is stuck)Oh shit! I am stuck!....Help!（轮到我了大夫胖，卡住了>救我！）PLA----What a fat woman!(Try to pull out the doctor but failed)（真肥！）往外拉不出来，失败！PLA----Come on everyone!（大家来帮忙啊！音乐响起：团结就是力量>）At last, A Complete Success! 终于成功了6REPORTER----With the help of the People's Liberation Army and our government,The doctor and sick were saved. We believe all the people who hurt in the earthquake will be saved soon.（在所有人的努力下成功。我们相信所有在地震中被困的人都会很快救出）WEN----Millions was lost, countless more left homeless, cities fall, but they are rebuilt, and heros die, but they are remember. It is our home, So now, Let us begin!（语重心长：百万人失去了生命，无数的人无家可归，城市毁了，但是可以重建，英雄牺牲了，但是他们活在多有人心里。这是我们的家，所以现在，让我们开始：）ALL--
--Come on! China!（加油：中国！）Game over, thank you!!Made by TNT team
8人英语话剧篇七：英语话剧
英语童话剧：白雪公主<剧本>
Source: 2007-03-30 我要投稿 恒星英语学习论坛 CONTENTS
SW---白雪公主 Q---皇后 M---魔镜 H---猎人
P---白马王子 D---小矮人 A---小动物
音乐起，旁白
A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn‟t love the new queen, because she was cruel.
One day, In the king‟s palace:
----白雪出场
S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?
音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场
Q: I am a queen, I‟m very beautiful,Where is Mirror?
Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who‟s the most beautiful?
M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!
Q: Hunter, go kill S.w.
猎人出场
H: Yes, my queen
音乐起，小动物出场，追赶猎人，公主惊慌出逃
S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please
A: what‟s the matter with you?
S.w: The hunter…hunter…
A: bite you bite you …
小动物追赶猎人下场
S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house ,
I will eat a little and lie down.
音乐起，7个小矮人出场，
D: 1/Look, somebody ate my food----2/somebody drank my water----
3/someone is sleeping now----4/What a beautiful girl!----
小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话
5/How do you do?
S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w … Nice to meet you!
D: （齐说）Nice to meet you ,too----
6/ welcome to our house!----
7/Would you like to live here?
S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much!
D: Let‟s go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W
皇后、魔镜出场Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who‟s the most beautiful?
M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!
Q: What? S.w is not dead?
Hahaha, I got a good idea!
音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话
Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple,
S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!
Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?
S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!
白雪公主咬一口后倒地
Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha…
小矮人出场、围着公主哭
S.w wake up, wake up…
音乐起，动物引着王子出场
P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen!
王子吻公主，公主醒了
S.w: Thank you for your help!
P: My pleasure
音乐起，小动物、小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞
From:
中英文双语话剧《新梁祝外传》剧本
本文转自
旁白：话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁•路德•金的演讲。（旁白暂停，邓英文“I have a dream ”）。祝英台一心梦想出国，梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人（旁白暂停，祝英文“this is BBC„.）最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别。 L: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.！
Z: I love you, too! Don‟t worry. Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I‟ll marry you as soon as I‟m back. Wait for me just for two years.
L: I‟ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.
Z: I‟ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo
旁白：一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。
L:Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me?
Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I‟m calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think you‟d better find a better girl.
L: What? Pardon?
Z: Because I‟ll get married.
L: Married ? to who?
Z: To 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的Ma Wencai.. He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.
L: What are you talking about? You wait and see. I‟ll give you some color to see see. I‟ll kill you! I will kill you in America!
Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha
旁白：祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵，他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人。于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和ＧＲＥ。当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台，他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。
I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart. 旁白：一年之后，梁山伯也来到了美国，四处寻找祝英台的下落。终于在纽约街头找到他当年的爱人祝英台，而她正和马文才卿卿我我。
L:Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I‟m Liang Shanbo. I‟m here to kill you. Z: Liang….shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me.
M: You! Get out of here.
L: You! Get out of here!
M: 电话来了。Hello, I’m in wuhan. Ok ok I’ll come right now
Z: Please don‟t go. Just stay, please. He‟ll kill me.
M: I know! But if I stay, he‟ll kill me by the way..
Z: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典?
M: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典. I’m just good at 新华字典。
Z: Oh,you liar. Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh,darling, you must kill me?
L: Yes, I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.
Z: (sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP三, you said you’d love me forever. Don’t kill me,ok? Shanbo. I qiu qiu ni..
L: No door! (sing) Where you go, whatever you say, I‟ll be right here killing you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can‟t love you, the only choice is to kill you.
Z: 曾经Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it.If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years. That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you. Only you.(sing)
L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!!
Z: Please, you know I love you. I love you just like laoshu ai dami. I want to marry you. L: hehehe Really?
Z: Oh, of course. Please don‟t kill me!!!!
L: To kill or not to kill is a question. I don‟t know. Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands. Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?
(to kill)
L: You hear this. I „m sorry. But don‟t worry , I‟ ll go to heaven together with you.
Z: All right kill me, then we‟ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing)
(sing)
杀了我你也没有好结果
L： 亲爱的我也不想杀\ 可是大家非得要我杀
From:
《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧）
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy wifeisWuSong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!
(内砸出一脸盆,Ｊ接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?
MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme, smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?
JM:I‟vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland dearestmother-in-law”.
L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what‟sup?
JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so lazy……
L:But……
JM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken and……
JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I‟mback!
LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?
L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten tome.Lookatyourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Mum,I‟mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And I‟llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.
8人英语话剧篇八：英语戏剧剧本适合8人演
Position or Friend
BCDE在食堂吃饭，CD坐在对方对面的位置，E在D的旁边，在聊今天的食物，聊的很欢，A端着一瓶饮料兴奋走过来
A:Hello,buddies.remember when we are trying to figure out what that smell coming from professor tom’s office was ?
B：yeah?
A:it turns out it was professor tom.dead at his desk for two weeks.just like the student in 南昌航空大学
B:oh my god .
C:that is terrible.
A:the department is asking that everyone donate a bottle of deodorant instead of flowers .
D:if we are going to chang the topic from the food ,i will be okay with my new haircut or how great a film the iron man is .
B:show a little compassion .a man died .
A：and turned into a puddle of goo.now we can either sit around and cry over professor tom or....we can rejoice in the knowledge that a tenured position has just opened up .i choose to do the latter.
D excuse me .the whole tenure system is ridiculous .a guaranteed job for life only encourages the stuff to be lazy .if we want science to advance ,people should have chips implanted in their brains that explode when they say sth stupid .
E:well ,i believe people do their best work when they feel safe and secure.
D把手放在E脑袋上演示炸弹爆炸的情形，并发出声音。
A if you want to find me ,you will find me in the office of the tenure committee.
A愉快走开，其余四人继续聊天
B are you all going to kiss the committee’s ass to get the position.you know i am not qualified so i do not need to consider it .
C no .i mean i will apply , but i am not gonna to play politics.
E yeah, me neither .it should be about the work,and if i cannot get the tenure,i’d like to see you or
D get it .
D:E,do not give B false hope in front of B like that ,you will make him sad .
C excuse me ,but i think i am just am qualified as you are .
D在C面前乱舞，仿佛要打他，C用眼神鄙视他
当晚，他们各自各别人说起这个事情
F是C的朋友，G是D的朋友，而E则是和B说起
F:so tenured means a job for life ？
Cyes
Fand they cannot fire you even you even if you are bad at it ?
C mm ,yes
F so who do you have to bribe to get the perfect job?
Ci am not gonna bribe anyone .i will let my job speak for itself .
Fthat is great .that shows a lot of integrity.
Cthank you 先笑再变脸i am a naive idiot ,right ?
F oh ,good ,you finally get back to normal .
D al-through i disagree with the tenure system,if they gave it to me ,it wouldn’t influence my excellent attitude toward my work .you know i am like the sun . I just cannot stop my bright brain working .
G are C and E are also competing for it as well ?
Dyes
Gdo they know they do not have a chance at all ?because you are so great .
D you can always find the fact .that is why i like you so much .
Gbut if you do want to get the job ,maybe you should cozy up to the people making the decision.
D genius does not do “cozy”.
G okay
D but i suppose it wouldn’t hurt to know who is on the committee.let’s see...oh ,it is H .oh dear ...
E和C边喝酒边说，有点微醉
E: it would be nice to have the increased income .you know i am bad at reducing my expense .with the money ,i can stop asking for money from my parents . You have no idea how bad it is to get money from parents at such an age .
B yes ,i understand you .
E no ,you donot ,i just want them to be a little proud of me ,just once,带点哭腔
第二天，公园H在打太极,打的很认真
D：hey H,what a coincidence .you play taiji too?
H yeah ,it is just a hobby 。
事实上D不会，在那乱打，还总是打到H，H无语，离开准备去吃早餐，这时A出现了，拿着面包，D愤然离开A朝着D的背影说
A hey ,H,i heard you liked to eat this kind of bread ,i just bought some ,how about eating together .guy ,i am sorry ,i did not bring yours .
H thank you for your breakfast .
H去办公室，发现C在门口等，手里拿着很多东西
C good morning ,H ,i heard you like to eat food produced in countryside .my mother sent one to me and i think you need it more than i do .
H摇头oh ,thankyou but i think it is not proper .
C oh please accept it .
H well ,i accept it ,but do not do it next time
C ok,goodbye .have a nice day
H进入办公室，发现里面已经站了个C，手里拿着一盆仙人掌cactus
H oh god ,what are you doing here ?how did you get in ?
C i just found your window was not closed and here i am .and i am here to give you a surprise . Isn’t it?
H yeah ,you did surprise me 无奈的
C i know you have to use computer everyday ,so i bought this for you ,it is said it helps prevent radiation .
H okay ,will you stop doing this if i accept it
C if you like
中午吃饭，BCDE重聚
B:i heard professor tom’s funeral will be held tomorrow ,will you come ?
D oh ,i already have an appointment .
C i have to go shopping for some new clothes
E my sister is coming ,i have to pick her up.
Bare you sure ,because i heard that H will be there
其余三人惊到，一口同声说，are you sure ?
葬礼现场
D带着他朋友G先到，这时E和B出现
E D,what are you doing here ?should not you be on an appointment ?
D:i am having my appointment here ,what about you？Where is your sister?
C突然带着F出现
C well well well ,fancy meeting you here .i guess this is really a good place for appointment and it even turned B into E’s sister
D but you said you are not going to come either
G突然插话
G i wonder why F is here
F i am here to support my man just like you
D what are you going to do ？
C笑了，回过头来对着F说 do it
F把外套拉链一打开，像致青春的郑微一样把胸部一提
其他人看的表情无语无奈憎恨，某些男士眼睛乱瞟
D that is really obscene
C i felt the smell of sour grape ,if you also get some ,then shoe it off
平胸G气死
G you are wasting your time .D is the the most qualified for the job,nothing is gonna change that E看不下去
E you should all be ashamed of yourself .using women to advance your career
D at least we have girlfriends to use .look at yourself ,have you got anyone to love ？You little baby
B you do what you want .but i donot want you to lose friends because of tenure .friends are forever .
沉默一阵后
C i am gonna go home and let my work speak for itself
E you are right ,i am going with you
C how about you ,D?
D 向着G
D what do you think i should do ?
G well ,you will always be successful in your career ,but i seriously question whether you will make more friends
D想了一下
D i do not want anymore ,let’s go
众人准备离开，这是A陪着H走过来了，两人在聊天，直接忽视他们的存在，他们看的火冒三丈，A 最后还不忘朝着他们做鬼脸
C no ,we can not lose to that guy
E yeah ,let’s give him some color to see see
Dwait for me ,we are coming too
8人英语话剧篇九：5-8人英语剧本-地震
5-8人英语剧本-地震（The Frightened Earthquake）
*主要讲述512地震时，医生和病人搞笑+地震被埋+解放军救援+CCTV报道+总理前来
带点搞笑+煽情+联系实际（关键看演技了O(∩_∩)O~）
*5人(n人，因为可以加人进去，比如解放军可以有n个人，前面的大夫和病人也可做改动)
The Frightened Earthquake（地震来了）
Player: TNT Team
2008.5.12
Main Idea:
Central China has been hit by an earthquake measuring 8 on the Richter scale. A doctor and a sick were covered by the wasteland,the PLA came to save them rapidly, A CCTV reporter reported the news quickly, and the Prime Minister WenJiabao was come here too. At last,with everyone’s effort, the doctor and sick were saved.
（主要内容：中国中心8级地震了。一个大夫和一个病人在交流过程中被埋到了废墟中，警察火速前来援救，CCTV也来报道温家宝也来给被埋同志打气。最后在所有人的努力下，两人被救）
道具：笔记本（用来播放背景音乐）
用纸糊的听诊器
手表
硬纸壳做的铲子
记者的话筒上面也可以画凤凰卫视或者CCTV
红颜料（血，这个也可以不用）
用纸卷的大喇叭
矿泉水
The dialog of our story:
1
DOCTOR
----Come in, please. I’m Dr. Xu.（请进，我是徐大夫）
SICK
----I’m ZhangHui.（我是张慧）
DOCTOR
---- Have a seat. What seems to be the problem?（坐，咋了？） SICK
----I’ve got an ache（我这儿疼用手捂着肚子>）
DOCTOR
----Here?（这？按一按病人的痛的地方>）
SICK
----No, here.（不是，这儿）
DOCTOR
----Here?（再按按>是这儿吗）
SICK
----Ouch!（嚄！疼！）
DOCTOR
----Great! Appendicitis! I must operate on you now!（不错！阑尾炎！我这就给你手术）
SICK
----What?! But„（什么？但是。。。）
DOCTOR
----Operation „.about 10,000 yuan（大概一万块）
SICK
----What?（什么？！）
DOCTOR
----I am a Doctor or you are !（我是大夫还是你是大夫）
SICK
----But I have cut it last time!（但是我上次已经割掉了！）
DOCTOR
----Oh! That’s terrible! Come on! Check your heart! Is it beat?（哦！癌变了！来来，检查心跳，看看还跳不跳拿起听诊器，不小心听到了右边>） SICK
----If it’s not I can’t live~（不跳我就死了）
DOCTOR
----Oh your heartbeat is stop!（天哪！没心跳了！）
SICK
----It’s left„（在左边）
DOCTOR
----Metastasis! Let me have your pulse! 60 times each minute! Good!（转移了！看看脉搏不小心按到了病人的手表上>一分钟60下，不错！）
SICK
----It is my watch!（那是我的表故意露出来表给观众看到>）
突然，地震了！这里插一段背景音乐，石头噼里啪啦掉地的声音
Suddenly, earthquake! They were covered up with soil, Sick’s leg was broken.
SICK
----Ouch! My leg!（噢！我的腿！）
DOCTOR
----Don’t worry! I am a doctor! Let me inspects your body!（别急！我
是大夫！让我看看）
SICK
----I trust you? Oh! Give me a break!（我信你？！饶了我吧！）
SICK
----Any one there? Help„（对着外面喊：有人吗？救命！）
DOCTOR
----Keep quiet! Don’t move! Don’t speak aloud! We must keep our energy!（安静！别动！别大声喊！我们必须保持体力等待救援！）
2
解放军拿这个铲子道具边挖边跟着音乐节奏出场。（背景音乐：... %B3%A8%E6%84%8F.mp3三大纪律八项注意的开头）
The People's Liberation Army (PLA) digging with shovel
PLA
----Is anyone alive here?(3 times)（多喊几遍有人活着吗）
Sick and doctor
----Help !（救命）
PLA
----(With music)Hold on! I will save your life!（音乐继续：坚持住！我来救你们！音乐停）
换成新闻联播音乐，片头：记者着急忙慌冲出来，拿着话筒说
REPORTER
----(With music)Hello everyone, this is CCTV broadcasting! Central China has
been hit by an earthquake measuring 8 on the Richter scale. Thousands of
people are reported to have died and hurt after the tremor brought down buildings of here. Oh my God! Thousands! Well, our correspondent PLA is here.(To PLA) Excuse me,8 on the Richter scale, isn't this a powerful and significant earthquake? （大家好，这里是CCTV！刚刚发生了8级地震，这座建筑倒塌已经造成几千人受伤和死亡，噢我的天哪！几千人！好了，现在解放军已经在现场实施救援。面对解放军>你好，请说说8级地震严重吗？） PLA
----Yes. it certainly is. Because if you consider the Ritcher Scale ranges from nought to 9, obvious 8 is fairly high up there.（当然。地震级别就是0-9级）
REPORTER
----Anyone Survive?（现在还有人生还吗？）
PLA
----Yes! You see,now we are digging, we detected that there are two people alive in this building.（是的！你看，我们正在挖人呢，我们发现有两个人还活着！）
REPORTER
----With the shovel? You will hurt them!（用铲子？你会伤到他们！） PLA
----Oh! I see! (Then use hands) （有道理！说罢开始用手挖，只要做出狗刨的姿势>）
REPORTER
----The death toll from Monday’s earthquake in southwest China’s Sichuan
Province has climbed to nearly 30,000, according to the headquarters for
8人英语话剧篇十：唐伯虎点秋香_英语短剧_搞笑8人表演