求一个搞笑英语话剧剧本（6人）

求一个搞笑英语话剧剧本（6人）篇一：6人英语话剧剧本[1]

6人英语爱情话剧剧本-Where Is My Mr. Right?

6人剧本。关于爱情的，剧情简单，oneday谈过几次恋爱....最终找到了自己的真爱。不错的剧本。

Cast

Female leading character: Oneday

Oneday‘s first friend: Wayne

Oneday‘s second boyfriend: Tom

Oneday‘s third boyfriend & Beryl‘s boyfriend: Jack

Oneday‘s fourth boyfriend: Martin

Oneday‘s friend: Beryl

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Scene 1 A Big Shock

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Beryl: Oneday, how about going to see stars together this evening?

Oneday: O.K.! I want to ask my boyfriend to join us.

Beryl: Um! Sure, but I don't want to get caught between you and your boyfriend. So I think I'd better ask my boyfriend to go with me, too.

Oneday: O.K.!

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Oneday: Honey, look. There are so many stars in the sky.

It's really a breath-taking picture, isn't it?

Wayne: Um!

Oneday: Why do you look so unhappy this evening? Is everything O.K.?

Wayne: Oneday, I am sorry. There's something I want to tell you.

Oneday: What? What is it?

Wayne: I feel so sorry to you.

Oneday: Why? Why did you say that? Is there something wrong?

Wayne: I'm very sorry. The thing is I'm in love with someone else.

Oneday: What? Someone else? What about me?

Wayne: I am very sorry. It's my fault. Please forgive me.

I hope you can find a man who really loves you.

Oneday: Wayne...NO!!

Wayne: Good luck!

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Beryl: What's wrong? You look awful. What happened to you?

Oneday: Wayne just broke up with me.

Beryl: I'm so sorry to hear that. But, why?

Oneday: Don't ask me why. Let's just get out of here.

Beryl: Sure. Let's go.

Scene 2 A Chance Encounter

Beryl: Oneday, there is a man who has been peeping at you for a while.

Oneday: Really? Where is he?

Beryl: Don‘t look now. He is just behind you on the side, and he wears a white shirt. I

can‘t believe it; he is still looking at you.

Oneday: How interesting! I must take a peek at him.

Beryl: O.K. But don‘t make it too obvious.

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Tom: Should I go tell Oneday that I love her?

Martin: Why not? I think you two make a great couple. You should give it a try. Tom: O.K. Wish me luck!

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Beryl: Oneday, you won‘t believe this. That man is coming right up this way.

Oneday: Really? I wonder what he is up to.

Tom: Hi, Oneday. It is nice to see you here.

Oneday: Hi, Tom.

Beryl: You two know each other?

Oneday: Yeah. Berly, this is Tom.

Beryl: Hi.

Oneday: Tom, this is Beryl.

Tom: Hi.

Tom: Oneday, I would like to let you know that I like you. Let me take care of you. I am not like Wayne. I won‘t treat you the way he treated you. You can put yourself at ease. Oneday: This is happening too fast. I have to think about it.

Beryl: He seems to be a nice guy. Just give him a chance.

Oneday: Are you sure? (in low voice)

Beryl: (Nodding.)

Oneday: O.K., Tom. Let‘s give it a try. I hope that you will remember what you just said and you will keep your promise.

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(One month later.)

Tom: Oneday, I have to tell you that I will have to leave Taichung because I am going to school in Taipei. I am afraid we won‘t be able to be together any more. Sorry!

Oneday: Even if you have to leave Taichung, we can still be together, can‘t we?

Tom: No, I don‘t think so. Distance will change our relationship sooner or later. So, it would be better we just call it quits. I am very sorry.

Oneday: I cannot believe this is happening to me again.

Scene 3 Another Romance

Jack: Oneday, I know you had two unpleasant relationships before, and those two men hurt you very much. But please believe me. I am different from them. I will take good care of you with all my heart.

Oneday: (talking to herself) Maybe Jack is really serious about me. Maybe I should give him a chance and accept his love. (talking to Jack) O.K., Jack. I will accept your love.

Jack: Thank you so much. You won‘t regret it.

Oneday: I surely hope not.

(One year later.)

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Beryl: Oneday, I‘m so happy for you. It seems you really found your Mr. Right this time. Jack has been so nice to you all this time.

Oneday: Yes, I feel so much in love. We have known each other for one year, and we are going to celebrate this special day tonight. So let‘s chat some other day. Bye!

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Jack: Today is our first anniversary. I‘ve got some good news and bad news to share with you.

Oneday: Good news and bad news? Well, good news first, then

Jack: I passed the graduate school entrance exam, and will soon go to graduate school.

Oneday: That‘s great. Congratulations! Going to graduate school has always been your dream. I‘m so glad that you have made your dream come true.

Jack: But……

Oneday: But what? This is great news. You should be happy.

Jack: But, there‘s some bad news.

Oneday: Bad news? O.K., I am ready for it.

Jack: Let‘s break up!

Oneday: What? Break up? Why?

Jack: You know I have to concentrate on my schoolwork and study very hard after I go to graduate school. Therefore, I choose to give up our relationship, and I hope you can understand my decision. I‘m really sorry.

Oneday: That‘s enough. No more sorry! You just go.

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(On the phone.)

Oneday: Beryl, it happened again. Jack broke up with me (crying).

Beryl: Oh, poor girl. Stop crying. What you need right now is a good break and sleep. You can tell me the whole thing when we see each other tomorrow.

Oneday: O.K.! I‘ll try to get some sleep. Good night.

Beryl: Good night.

Scene 4 A Happy Ending

Oneday: What kind of girl do you think I am?

Martin: What kind of girl are you? Um…, you are a lively and kind girl.

Oneday: I‘m glad to hear that. Actually, I quite like you.

Martin: Really?

Oneday: I feel we can talk to each other. When I am sad, you comfort me and try to make me happy. I feel so lucky to have you as my friend.

Martin: Of course, we are good friends!

Oneday: But, what if I want for you is something more than JUST a good friend?

Martin: More than just a good friend? What do you mean?

Oneday: I mean I like you. I…I want to be your girlfriend.

Martin: Girlfriend? Oh, no. I must be frank with you because you are a very good person. I don‘t want to hurt you. So, let‘s just be friends.

Oneday: Can‘t we give it a try? I‘ll be a very sweet girlfriend.

Martin: For Pete‘s sake. Let me be honest with you. I‘m in love with a man.

He…he is Wayne!

Oneday: Oh, my god!!!

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Wayne: I‘m so lucky to have you. I love you.

Martin: I love you, too, Wayne. (Holding each other‘s hands.)

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Oneday: That‘s not fair! They‘ve got each other and love each other so much.

But, look at me. Where is my Mr. Right?!

6人英语剧本，一个歌手的一生

Cast

Raymond: Raymond

Kemp: Raymond‘s father

Michelle: a passerby

Grace: a composer

Peggy: piano teacher

Heather: a composer

Summary

This play is about a singer‘s life. When Raymond was a child, his father found him having a great gift for music. So, he began to learn some musical instruments. He joined lots of contests and also became a music writer. Besides, he liked singing very much. He wanted to have an album of his own. Could his dream come true? Let‘s take a look.

SCENE I

(Raymond‘s home)

R‘s F: Welcome to my house. It‘s a little messy. Make yourself at home.

PT: That‘s OK. We haven‘t seen each other for a long time since we graduated from college. You haven‘t changed much. Is someone playing piano in your house?

R‘s F: Yeah it‘s my son. Hey, Raymond. Can you stop making noise? You have been playing the piano all day long.

PT: He‘s playing the piano very well.

R‘s F: Thank you. The piano is his birthday gift from his mother when he was 12 years old. He has played the piano every day since then.

PT: I think that he has potential playing the piano. I‘m a music professor at Tunghai University. If it‘s OK with you, I want to teach him how to play.

R‘s F: Great! Thank you. I think that his mother would agree, too.

SCENE II

(Raymond was in his music class one afternoon.)

R: I‘ve already made a mistake at this part many times. I don‘t think I can play the piano well.

PT: Why do you think so? I think you have great talent. You can try to take part in some music contests. You might win.

R: Are you sure? Do you really think I can join contests?

PT: Sure! I believe that you‘ll become a wonderful pianist in the future. But you

must first study with me step by step. Do not give up.

R: I know. Since my mother passed away, no one has taught me how to play the piano. Thank you so much!

PT: As long as you practice hard, I‘ll be happy. By the way, I‘m going to move to the States next month. I‘m very sorry I can‘t teach you anymore.

R: What? You mean…You can‘t continue teaching me to play the piano?

PT: Yes. I‘m so sorry. I‘ve got some serious illness so I have to receive some medical treatment in America.

R: I‘m very sad to hear that. Hope that you can recover as soon as possible.

PT: Whether I continue teaching you or not, you should hold on to your dream: to become a famous musician.

R: I‘ll always remember what you said.

SCENE III

(Seven years later, Raymond created his own songs and joined many contests.

But no one liked to listen to his songs. For the past 7 years, he often suffered from unpopularity. However, Raymond still wrote some new songs and sent them to a record company.)

Raymond: Sir, these are my songs. Please listen to them.

C1: (To composer 2) I think his songs are pretty good, but….

C2: But the style is not very favorable in the market, right?

C1: Well, how about changing his style?

C2: That sounds great. We can make some small changes in his songs, and let the music company try to produce a new album for him.

C1: So…tell him to come over and discuss the details.

C2: (To Raymond) We think your songs have potential. You can make some changes in them. And then, we can help you to publish them. You might become a super star.

R: Thank you! But I don‘t want any changes in my songs. So I think we can‘t work together this time. Sorry!

C1: Hmm… OK! Suit yourself!

SCENE IV

(Raymond left the company and walked on the street. He thought if should change his style in the music and publish his songs. But he had no ideas. And then, he began to sing songs on the street.) R: ( singing )

(A passerby looked at him.)

P: You really have a good voice. I think you can think about signing a contract with us.

R: Really? Do you really think I have a good voice? But, why don‘t you think my style is strange? Why don‘t you suggest I change it?

P: No! No! No! I like your style. I think you‘re the right person for us. Let‘s work together and our company will publish a new album for you! My name is Michelle. I‘ll call you soon.

R: This is my phone number.

P: OK. Bye-bye.

SCENE V

(One day, Raymond got a call from a foreign company.)

求一个搞笑英语话剧剧本（6人）篇二：6人英语话剧剧本

6人英语爱情话剧剧本-Where Is My Mr. Right?

Cast

Female leading character: Oneday

Oneday‘s first friend: Wayne

Oneday‘s second boyfriend: Tom

Oneday‘s third boyfriend & Beryl‘s boyfriend: Jack

Oneday‘s fourth boyfriend: Martin

Oneday‘s friend: Beryl

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Scene 1 A Big Shock

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Beryl: Oneday, how about going to see stars together this evening?

Oneday: O.K.! I want to ask my boyfriend to join us.

Beryl: Um! Sure, but I don't want to get caught between you and your boyfriend. So I think I'd better ask my boyfriend to go with me, too.

Oneday: O.K.!

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Oneday: Honey, look. There are so many stars in the sky.

It's really a breath-taking picture, isn't it?

Wayne: Um!

Oneday: Why do you look so unhappy this evening? Is everything O.K.?

Wayne: Oneday, I am sorry. There's something I want to tell you.

Oneday: What? What is it?

Wayne: I feel so sorry to you.

Oneday: Why? Why did you say that? Is there something wrong?

Wayne: I'm very sorry. The thing is I'm in love with someone else.

Oneday: What? Someone else? What about me?

Wayne: I am very sorry. It's my fault. Please forgive me.

I hope you can find a man who really loves you.

Oneday: Wayne...NO!!

Wayne: Good luck!

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Beryl: What's wrong? You look awful. What happened to you?

Oneday: Wayne just broke up with me.

Beryl: I'm so sorry to hear that. But, why?

Oneday: Don't ask me why. Let's just get out of here.

Beryl: Sure. Let's go.

Scene 2 A Chance Encounter

Beryl: Oneday, there is a man who has been peeping at you for a while.

Oneday: Really? Where is he?

Beryl: Don‘t look now. He is just behind you on the side, and he wears a white shirt. can‘t believe it; he is still looking at you.

Oneday: How interesting! I must take a peek at him. I

Beryl: O.K. But don‘t make it too obvious.

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Tom: Should I go tell Oneday that I love her?

Martin: Why not? I think you two make a great couple. You should give it a try. Tom: O.K. Wish me luck!

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Beryl: Oneday, you won‘t believe this. That man is coming right up this way.

Oneday: Really? I wonder what he is up to.

Tom: Hi, Oneday. It is nice to see you here.

Oneday: Hi, Tom.

Beryl: You two know each other?

Oneday: Yeah. Berly, this is Tom.

Beryl: Hi.

Oneday: Tom, this is Beryl.

Tom: Hi.

Tom: Oneday, I would like to let you know that I like you. Let me take care of you. I am not like Wayne. I won‘t treat you the way he treated you. You can put yourself at ease. Oneday: This is happening too fast. I have to think about it.

Beryl: He seems to be a nice guy. Just give him a chance.

Oneday: Are you sure? (in low voice)

Beryl: (Nodding.)

Oneday: O.K., Tom. Let‘s give it a try. I hope that you will remember what you just said and you will keep your promise.

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(One month later.)

Tom: Oneday, I have to tell you that I will have to leave Taichung because I am going to school in Taipei. I am afraid we won‘t be able to be together any more. Sorry!

Oneday: Even if you have to leave Taichung, we can still be together, can‘t we?

Tom: No, I don‘t think so. Distance will change our relationship sooner or later. So, it would be better we just call it quits. I am very sorry.

Oneday: I cannot believe this is happening to me again.

Scene 3 Another Romance

Jack: Oneday, I know you had two unpleasant relationships before, and those two men hurt you very much. But please believe me. I am different from them. I will take good care of you with all my heart.

Oneday: (talking to herself) Maybe Jack is really serious about me. Maybe I should give him a chance and accept his love. (talking to Jack) O.K., Jack. I will accept your love.

Jack: Thank you so much. You won‘t regret it.

Oneday: I surely hope not.

(One year later.)

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Beryl: Oneday, I‘m so happy for you. It seems you really found your Mr. Right this time. Jack has been so nice to you all this time.

Oneday: Yes, I feel so much in love. We have known each other for one year, and we are going to celebrate this special day tonight. So let‘s chat some other day. Bye!

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Jack: Today is our first anniversary. I‘ve got some good news and bad news to share with you.

Oneday: Good news and bad news? Well, good news first, then

Jack: I passed the graduate school entrance exam, and will soon go to graduate school.

Oneday: That‘s great. Congratulations! Going to graduate school has always been your dream. I‘m so glad that you have made your dream come true.

Jack: But……

Oneday: But what? This is great news. You should be happy.

Jack: But, there‘s some bad news.

Oneday: Bad news? O.K., I am ready for it.

Jack: Let‘s break up!

Oneday: What? Break up? Why?

Jack: You know I have to concentrate on my schoolwork and study very hard after I go to graduate school. Therefore, I choose to give up our relationship, and I hope you can understand my decision. I‘m really sorry.

Oneday: That‘s enough. No more sorry! You just go.

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(On the phone.)

Oneday: Beryl, it happened again. Jack broke up with me (crying).

Beryl: Oh, poor girl. Stop crying. What you need right now is a good break and sleep. You can tell me the whole thing when we see each other tomorrow.

Oneday: O.K.! I‘ll try to get some sleep. Good night.

Beryl: Good night.

Scene 4 A Happy Ending

Oneday: What kind of girl do you think I am?

Martin: What kind of girl are you? Um…, you are a lively and kind girl.

Oneday: I‘m glad to hear that. Actually, I quite like you.

Martin: Really?

Oneday: I feel we can talk to each other. When I am sad, you comfort me and try to make me happy. I feel so lucky to have you as my friend.

Martin: Of course, we are good friends!

Oneday: But, what if I want for you is something more than JUST a good friend?

Martin: More than just a good friend? What do you mean?

Oneday: I mean I like you. I…I want to be your girlfriend.

Martin: Girlfriend? Oh, no. I must be frank with you because you are a very good person. I don‘t want to hurt you. So, let‘s just be friends.

Oneday: Can‘t we give it a try? I‘ll be a very sweet girlfriend.

Martin: For Pete‘s sake. Let me be honest with you. I‘m in love with a man.

He…he is Wayne!

Oneday: Oh, my god!!!

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Wayne: I‘m so lucky to have you. I love you.

Martin: I love you, too, Wayne. (Holding each other‘s hands.)

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Oneday: That‘s not fair! They‘ve got each other and love each other so much.

But, look at me. Where is my Mr. Right?!

6人英语剧本，一个歌手的一生

Cast

Raymond: Raymond

Kemp: Raymond‘s father

Michelle: a passerby

Grace: a composer

Peggy: piano teacher

Heather: a composer

Summary

This play is about a singer‘s life. When Raymond was a child, his father found him having a great gift for music. So, he began to learn some musical instruments. He joined lots of contests and also became a music writer. Besides, he liked singing very much. He wanted to have an album of his own. Could his dream come true? Let‘s take a look.

SCENE I

(Raymond‘s home)

R‘s F: Welcome to my house. It‘s a little messy. Make yourself at home.

PT: That‘s OK. We haven‘t seen each other for a long time since we graduated from college. You haven‘t changed much. Is someone playing piano in your house?

R‘s F: Yeah it‘s my son. Hey, Raymond. Can you stop making noise? You have been playing the piano all day long.

PT: He‘s playing the piano very well.

R‘s F: Thank you. The piano is his birthday gift from his mother when he was 12 years old. He has played the piano every day since then.

PT: I think that he has potential playing the piano. I‘m a music professor at Tunghai University. If it‘s OK with you, I want to teach him how to play.

R‘s F: Great! Thank you. I think that his mother would agree, too.

SCENE II

(Raymond was in his music class one afternoon.)

R: I‘ve already made a mistake at this part many times. I don‘t think I can play the piano well.

PT: Why do you think so? I think you have great talent. You can try to take part in some music contests. You might win.

R: Are you sure? Do you really think I can join contests?

PT: Sure! I believe that you‘ll become a wonderful pianist in the future. But you must first study with me step by step. Do not give up.

R: I know. Since my mother passed away, no one has taught me how to play the

piano. Thank you so much!

PT: As long as you practice hard, I‘ll be happy. By the way, I‘m going to move to the States next month. I‘m very sorry I can‘t teach you anymore.

R: What? You mean…You can‘t continue teaching me to play the piano?

PT: Yes. I‘m so sorry. I‘ve got some serious illness so I have to receive some medical treatment in America.

R: I‘m very sad to hear that. Hope that you can recover as soon as possible.

PT: Whether I continue teaching you or not, you should hold on to your dream: to become a famous musician.

R: I‘ll always remember what you said.

SCENE III

(Seven years later, Raymond created his own songs and joined many contests.

But no one liked to listen to his songs. For the past 7 years, he often suffered from unpopularity. However, Raymond still wrote some new songs and sent them to a record company.)

Raymond: Sir, these are my songs. Please listen to them.

C1: (To composer 2) I think his songs are pretty good, but….

C2: But the style is not very favorable in the market, right?

C1: Well, how about changing his style?

C2: That sounds great. We can make some small changes in his songs, and let the music company try to produce a new album for him.

C1: So…tell him to come over and discuss the details.

C2: (To Raymond) We think your songs have potential. You can make some changes in them. And then, we can help you to publish them. You might become a super star.

R: Thank you! But I don‘t want any changes in my songs. So I think we can‘t work together this time. Sorry!

C1: Hmm… OK! Suit yourself!

SCENE IV

(Raymond left the company and walked on the street. He thought if should change his style in the music and publish his songs. But he had no ideas. And then, he began to sing songs on the street.) R: ( singing )

(A passerby looked at him.)

P: You really have a good voice. I think you can think about signing a contract with us.

R: Really? Do you really think I have a good voice? But, why don‘t you think my style is strange? Why don‘t you suggest I change it?

P: No! No! No! I like your style. I think you‘re the right person for us. Let‘s work together and our company will publish a new album for you! My name is Michelle. I‘ll call you soon.

R: This is my phone number.

P: OK. Bye-bye.

SCENE V

(One day, Raymond got a call from a foreign company.)

Stranger: Is this Raymond?

Raymond: Speaking.

求一个搞笑英语话剧剧本（6人）篇三：6人英语话剧剧本

6人英语话剧剧本。一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管事的警察，甚至还遇到了鬼。。。英语短话剧剧本

A Taxi Driver

一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管事的警察，甚至还遇到了鬼。。。

Cast

Erin Chang: Robber

Debby Tsai: Police officer

Serrin Lee: Betel nut girl

Alec Zhao: Ghost student

Leo Lee: Taxi driver

Yi-ling Chen: Pregnant woman

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Summary

This story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day. First, he carries a Betel Nut Girl who wants to harass him. Second, a pregnant woman makes him feel nervous. Third, he carries a robber and meets a police officer who only manages traffic. At last, he carries a ghost student.

Tommy: Hello, my name is Tommy. Serving you is my honor. Where would you like to go?

Betel nut girl: Hi! Tommy. I’m going to Chong-Shan North Road, please.

Tommy: Ok, Chong-Shan North Road, no problem. Um? I remember there’s only a Chong-Shan East Road. Miss, are you sure you’re going to Chong-Shan North Road?

Betel nut girl: Um, I’m not sure. You just drive. Maybe I will remember where it is later.

Betel nut girl: How old are you? Are you married? You’re probably not married since you’re so young. Do you have a girlfriend?

Tommy: Um…miss, we are almost at Chong-Shan East Road. Do you want to have a look?

Betel nut girl: Oh! Not here. By the way, don’t you feel tired after driving all day long? Maybe I can help you relax.

Tommy: What…what do you want to do? Take your hands off me or I’ll scream! Betel nut girl: I did nothing! You just missed a nice chance. Stop the car, I want to get off. Tommy: (Relived) Great! The total is 155 dollars, Thank you.

Betel nut girl: Um! Take it!

Pregnant woman: Hey! Taxi!

Pregnant woman: Thanks. You are real a very kind man.

Tommy: Where are you going?

Pregnant woman: Hospital, please.

Tommy: You’re going to the prenatal checkup, right? It must be very tiring carrying a baby.

Pregnant woman: Yeah. It’s almost nine months.

Tommy: Woo. Congratulations.

Pregnant woman: Thank you.

Pregnant woman: (screaming)

Tommy: Are you ok?

Pregnant woman: (screaming)

Tommy: Is it time now? Are you going to deliver your baby now? I will drive as fast as I can. Stay down.

Pregnant woman: (screaming)

Tommy: We’re almost there.

Pregnant woman: (screaming)

Tommy: Here we are.

Pregnant woman: Are we at the hospital? Well, how much is it?

Tommy: Aren’t you going into labor?

Pregnant woman: Me? Are you kidding? It’s still a long time before the expected date of childbirth.

Tommy: What? Well, what were you just doing?

Pregnant woman: Oh, I was just practicing! This is my first time to have a baby, you know. Practice makes perfect! I need to be ready so it will go smoothly.

Tommy: Practice! All right… well, the total is one hundred twenty dollars.

Tommy: This woman was so strange! I thought she was going to deliver the baby in my car! Robber: Get out of here, quickly!

Tommy: A strange pregnant woman just got off my car and now here comes a robber. Tommy: Where do you want to go?

Robber: Shut up! Just drive!

Tommy: Hey…Hey. Be careful, there’s no eye in bullets.

Robber: Shut up! Just drive your car.

Tommy: Ok! Ok! You are the boss.

Robber: Hum…your gold necklace is very good looking. If it were on my neck, that would be nice.

Tommy: Oh…com…come on, don’t do this to me. This is a fake one. I just try to look tough by wearing it.

Robber: STOP nonsense!! Don’t treat me like a fool, I warn you! I will shoot you!

Tommy: OK! OK! Take it easy. My mouth is sealed.

Robber: .... I don’t want to do this …really… but I have 6 brothers, 7 sisters and 8 kids to feed. I even have to sell chewing gums, raise pigs. The worse of all, my husband just got out of the jail…I really have no choice.

Tommy: Don’t be so sad…. Here is tissue.

Robber: Thank you. Now give me your gold necklace! Hurry up! Do you want to eat bullets!! Tommy: But…but…but….

Robber: Just hand it to me or I’ll become a really bad guy!!

Tommy: I don’t want to die yet.

The police: Beep~Beep~ stop the car.

Tommy: OH! Thank God! I am safe now! Hey, cop, a robber wants to rob me

and….

Police officer: Show me your license and registration.

Tommy: But…sir.…I got a robber in my back….

Police officer: I only watch out for traffic! The public security is not my business. Tommy: Not your business? But…

Police officer: Here’s your ticket. You were speeding.

Tommy: But I got a robber in my car! She told me if I couldn’t drive fast enough, she’d shoot me.

Police officer: And where is the robber?

Tommy: Just right over….what!! She’s gone; she was here just now…. Police officer: See….your lie is stupid… Remember to take the ticket.

Tommy: Sir! Sir!

Tommy: I’m so unlucky. Today is not my day! Oh, no! How did I come to this middle-of-nowhere? Someone’s waving at me. Who would take a taxi in this strange place?

Tommy: Hello! Serving you is my honor. Where do you want to go? Ghost student: To my home, please.

Tommy: Um…can you say it more clearly? I don’t know where your home is. Ghost student: Oh, my home is located on Ta-Du Mountain.

Tommy: No problem. Um… it’s an unusual place to live.

Ghost student: Yes. It’s very special. My ancestors all lived here.

Tommy: Oh! You’ve lived here for a long time, right?

Ghost student: That’s right.

Tommy: Here we are, but I don’t see any houses around. By the way, it’s so dark here.

Ghost student: Don’t be so surprised. We’re in the mountain.

Tommy: Are you sure your home is here?

Ghost student: Yes. How much is it?

Tommy: Um…The total is 100 dollars.

Ghost student: I only have a 500 dollars bill.

Tommy: That’s OK, I can give you change.

Ghost student: There you go.

Tommy: Um... What’s this?

Ghost student: Money.

Tommy: But...where did he go? Oh, no!…This is…ghost money…(screaming)

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求一个搞笑英语话剧剧本（6人）篇四：搞笑英语话剧剧本

搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》

搞笑7人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》

演员表：西门吹雪、叶孤城、花满楼、king、路人、上官雪儿

旁白

道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠

旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .

Birds are dancing in the cold .

A man is walking along the street ,step by step .

Wind is coming in silence.

Another mysterious man approaches .

Y与X相遇．

X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you !

Y:, Never mind baby.

X:Excuse me， who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?

Y:,I won’t change my name! no matter what happens. I’m the most famous——-YeGucheng. Who are you?

X:Iamximenchuixue.

Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?the best MartialArts?

X:Great, you know me !Today is your dead date!

Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go!

X:No, I must kill you !

Y:I don’t want to be killed. There are a eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!

X:No way! Because we are fighting now ! you know ?

Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don’t force me!

X:Pardon!

(Y拿出一袋牛奶)

X抢过牛奶:milk, very good ! I like drinking it. How do you know that?

Y:please drink it!

X喝完牛奶:Thanks,

Y:Do you still want to kill me ?

X:Sure, must! Milk is milk.

Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good ! very good ! I hope you will not forget what you said!?

X:I’m sure I won’t!

Y:I must give you a lesson ! If I don’t beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly ! 3-2-1!

X捂着肚子，蹲下（做痛苦状）：Oach,Oach !

Y大笑：HaHa……the milk is exceed the time limit

（一人路过，x起身跑过去）

X可怜状: excuse me! Help , help , Where is the washroom?please ,tell me .

Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!

X:Thanks,byebye.

Y:byebye (以胜利者的语气，转头,看见 花满楼)

Y:Who are you?

H:Hua—man—-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?

Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” .

H惊讶:Now you are the best in the world !

Y:You are right !

H:Teriffic ! you are the one my king looking for ! do you want join in us? If you follow my

king,he will give what you want.

Y:Yes,It’s very good.

H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!

第二幕：无间道

H:My dearest ! let me introduce yegucheng to you! （指Y） this is yegucheng.

K:sit down plese, yegucheng.

Y:excuse me,I have a question.will you give me what I want just if I follow you?

King:yes,I will.

Y:That’s good. Can you give me a MM ?

K:of couse.You are the one who has the similar taste with me! Hahaha……

Y:of course.

美女出场

M:hello，帅锅..

K: this is shangguanxueer.ok,now let’s have a ritual.

H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter

what happens such as cold headache , poor ,rich?

Y: Yes,I do.

K: Huamanlou, come . put the ring on his finger!（音乐停）

X唱着上:(看到戒指) this ring should be mine!

K:But who are you ? why should it belong to you?

Y急切: king! Dear king ! I must go now , my brother is looking for me.

X冷酷:yegucheng! Come here ! I want to tell you something!

Y抱X的腿:old brother ! Forgive me!

X:Forgive you? Why ?

Y: Once there was a chance before me , I lost it . If the god give me another chance, I’ll tell

you “ I love you ” , If the remustbea limited period,I hope it is thousand year!

X:You shall cheat me ! all you did are wrong ! how can you tell me the lady’s “WC”! Y:I like going lady’s WC .I……I……I think that you like what I like.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)

X:milk?I love you.

K:Don’t say that “you love me”. I’ll kill you for you saying dirty word to me !

X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You—kill—-me?come, come…(Ｘ上去抓住K)

K:Fuck you. I must kill you!

X:How can you kill me? haha……

Y:Let me have a try! 3-2-1(X捂着肚子，蹲下)

M: oh,what happened?（看着X，做惊吓状）are you ok?（跑

到西门吹雪身边）

Y :do you want to go to wc?

X:Yes,I……I…… do.

Y:haha, the milk was added 三聚氰胺 beyond standards.

M: you , stupid , bad behavior ! go away !

K; why ? why do you help him ! who actually are you ?

M: actually,I’m a spy sended by LuXiaofeng,and I fell in love with ximenchuixue. K惊讶: !you—you—You are X’lover?

Y: do you know, you are the first person who cheated me ! I hate you .(轻声说)let me tell you,Ｘwill die.

M扑倒在Ｘ的身边：Ｘ,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope in the future and

tomorrow is a good beginning !

K:what a moving story ! I was impressed ! Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !

M: life is a progress ,and it is delight that it needn’t resume !

(M忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，Ｋ吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起)

Y痛苦状:I never anticipate you treat me by this ,why?tell me why?(Y死，音乐停)

（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）

M: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together .

X:go home ! ?

M:Tomorrow is another day ! even you have the last second to live ,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our love.

X: promise me,you’ll get on well,and you’ll never let go.

M I promise . I will never let go（X死） ,

M: be alive !yeah , be alive ! be alive without ahendance !

求一个搞笑英语话剧剧本（6人）篇五：搞笑英语话剧剧本

求一个搞笑英语话剧剧本（6人）篇六：6人英语剧本

6人英语剧本，一个歌手的一生

Cast

Raymond: Raymond

Kemp: Raymond‘s father

Michelle: a passerby

Grace: a composer

Peggy: piano teacher

Heather: a composer

Summary

This play is about a singer‘s life. When Raymond was a child, his father found him having a great gift for music. So, he began to learn some musical instruments. He joined lots of contests and also became a music writer. Besides, he liked singing very much. He wanted to have an album of his own. Could his dream come true? Let‘s take a look.

SCENE I

(Raymond‘s home)

R‘s F: Welcome to my house. It‘s a little messy. Make yourself at home.

PT: That‘s OK. We haven‘t seen each other for a long time since we graduated from college. You haven‘t changed much. Is someone playing piano in your house?

R‘s F: Yeah it‘s my son. Hey, Raymond. Can you stop making noise? You have been playing the piano all day long.

PT: He‘s playing the piano very well.

R‘s F: Thank you. The piano is his birthday gift from his mother when he was 12 years old. He has played the piano every day since then.

PT: I think that he has potential playing the piano. I‘m a music professor at Tunghai University. If it‘s OK with you, I want to teach him how to play.

R‘s F: Great! Thank you. I think that his mother would agree, too.

SCENE II

(Raymond was in his music class one afternoon.)

R: I‘ve already made a mistake at this part many times. I don‘t think I can play the piano well.

PT: Why do you think so? I think you have great talent. You can try to take part in some music contests. You might win.

R: Are you sure? Do you really think I can join contests?

PT: Sure! I believe that you‘ll become a wonderful pianist in the future. But you must first study with me step by step. Do not give up.

R: I know. Since my mother passed away, no one has taught me how to play the piano. Thank you so much!

PT: As long as you practice hard, I‘ll be happy. By the way, I‘m going to move to the States next month. I‘m very sorry I can‘t teach you anymore.

R: What? You mean…You can‘t continue teaching me to play the piano?

PT: Yes. I‘m so sorry. I‘ve got some serious illness so I have to receive some medical treatment in America.

R: I‘m very sad to hear that. Hope that you can recover as soon as possible.

PT: Whether I continue teaching you or not, you should hold on to your dream: to become a famous musician.

R: I‘ll always remember what you said.

SCENE III

(Seven years later, Raymond created his own songs and joined many contests.

But no one liked to listen to his songs. For the past 7 years, he often suffered from unpopularity. However, Raymond still wrote some new songs and sent them to a record company.)

Raymond: Sir, these are my songs. Please listen to them.

C1: (To composer 2) I think his songs are pretty good, but….

C2: But the style is not very favorable in the market, right?

C1: Well, how about changing his style?

C2: That sounds great. We can make some small changes in his songs, and let the music company try to produce a new album for him.

C1: So…tell him to come over and discuss the details.

C2: (To Raymond) We think your songs have potential. You can make some changes in them. And then, we can help you to publish them. You might become a super star.

R: Thank you! But I don‘t want any changes in my songs. So I think we can‘t work together this time. Sorry!

C1: Hmm… OK! Suit yourself!

SCENE IV

(Raymond left the company and walked on the street. He thought if should change his style in the music and publish his songs. But he had no ideas. And then, he began to sing songs on the street.) R: ( singing )

(A passerby looked at him.)

P: You really have a good voice. I think you can think about signing a contract with us.

R: Really? Do you really think I have a good voice? But, why don‘t you think my style is strange? Why don‘t you suggest I change it?

P: No! No! No! I like your style. I think you‘re the right person for us. Let‘s work together and our company will publish a new album for you! My name is Michelle. I‘ll call you soon.

R: This is my phone number.

P: OK. Bye-bye.

SCENE V

(One day, Raymond got a call from a foreign company.)

Stranger: Is this Raymond?

Raymond: Speaking.

Stranger: This is a singing company. We appreciate your creation very much. We want to buy your copyright. We hope you can think about it seriously. If you want, you can come to America. We‘ll pay for the plane ticket.

Raymond: OK, when?

Stranger: Next week.

(After that, Raymond published his first album and everyone liked his songs very much. He became a super star in America.)

SCENE VI

Stranger: Congratulations! This concert is very successful. Our boss wants to see you. Raymond: Who is he? I don‘t know him.

Stranger: Don‘t ask so much. You‘ll know when you see him.

(The stranger brings him to a large c

ompany.)

Raymond: Where is this?

Stranger: It‘s the boss‘s office. Please wait,

(A pretty lady came into the room.)

Raymond: Excuse me. Where‘s your boss? I‘m waiting for him.

Michelle: I‘m the boss. Don‘t you remember me?

Raymond: Oh, it‘s you! So you‘re my boss. Oh, my! I can‘t believe this. It‘s fate.

Michelle: It‘s my mother‘s last wish. She hoped you could be popular in America. She said you were the best student she had ever taught.

Raymond: She was my best teacher, too

搞笑英语话剧-别摸我

Don't Touch Me! 6人话剧剧本 剧本很短，适合短小品

Vicky和Lisa是某餐馆的服务员，一天，一个顾客对Vicky....

人物

Allen

Jim

Kuki

Fenix

Vicky

Lisa

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Cast

1. Vicky︰a waitress at Monday’s restaurant. She is a hard working girl.

2. Lisa︰another waitress at Monday’s restaurant. She is a kind and naive girl.

3. Fenix︰one of customers. He’s a very ill-natured customer.

4. Allen and Tim︰customers at Monday’s restaurant. They’re good and decent men.

5. Kuki︰the boss of the restaurant.

Scene I

(One afternoon, there are many customers at the Monday‘s restaurant.)

Vicky and Lisa talk and go to the kitchen, and then the boss, kuki, comes in, too.

Kuki: Hey, there are many customers today. Girls, work hard. Remember, God gives all things to industry.

Lisa: Yeah. I know.

Vicky: We will do our best.

The door opens now. Two men come in.

Kuki moves to the door.

Kuki: May I help you, sir? Two people? Come with me, I will take you to the table.

Allen: Yes, pleases.

Tim: I‘m starving. I hope I can eat the best food in this restaurant right now.

Kuki: (laughing) Just a moment.

Two men walk in the restaurant. Lisa walks toward them.

Vicky: This is the menu, sirs.

Allen＆Tim: Thank you.

After a few minutes. Lisa and Vicky walk to the kitchen.

Lisa: Hey, Vicky. I don‘t like that customer. See, that man sits near the door.

Vicky: Why? Does he make any troubles for you?

Lisa: I don‘t know. I feel…….Oh, I just don‘t like the way he looks at me.

Scene II

Vicky delivers a dish to the table where Allen and Tim sit.

Vicky: (talks to herself) Lisa is right. The way that man looks at me makes me uncomfortable.

Vicky delivers a dish again to Fenix‘s table.

Vicky: Here is your meal, sir. Enjoy it, please.

Vicky turns to the kitchen. At this moment, Fenix touches her back!

Vicky: Wow~~~~ (she screams.)

Kuki: (runs to Vicky) what happened?

Vicky: He, he……He touched me!

Fenix: No!! I didn‘t.

Lisa: You lie!! I see you did that. What I say is an absolute truth.

Other customers gather around them to see what is happening.

Kuki: Well, seeing is believing, sir……

Fenix: I feel humiliated. So, boss. You must solve this problem. Look at your

Waitress. They are such tricky women.

Kuki: But, they say you did it……….Sir, I think…….

Fenix: What? You mean I am a pervert? Oh………Is this the way you serve your customers? You must give me an explanation today! Maybe giving me some money will make me forget it. Lisa: You are a shameless cheater, liar.

The argument continues.

Scene III

Allen and Tim are angry for what they saw.

Allen: I won‘t tolerate your behavior anymore.

Tim: That‘s right. Come on, sir. It‘s your fault. We all know that.

Fenix: Hmn? You think so? But I don‘t think so. I mean, if the boss and the

waitresses make an apology to me, I might leave early. Or I will stay and make sure that no other customers walk inside the restaurant.

Kuki: Oh……Don‘t do that, please. Sir, you have to know it won‘t do you

any good.

Fenix: Yeah……it won‘t do me any good unless you pay me some money for the humiliation you have caused me. You have disgraced me.

Tim: Such a liar, I can‘t believe it!!

Fenix: Mind your own business.

Allen: (Takes out his badge.)See.

Fenix: Uh……

Allen: I‘m a police officer. Maybe you know what I‘ll do with you.

Fenix turns to the door quickly.

Everybody in the restaurant all claps and cheers for Allen.

Lisa: There is very few good people in our society. Many bad people bully the weak and fear the strong.

Tim: Yeah…….but trust me, justice will win.

Kuki: We are so lucky you are here. Thank you very much.

Allen: You are welcome. It‘s just my duty.

4人-6人英语话剧剧本Be a Good Lover

人物

Vicky

Benson

Greta

Andy

Marcell & Ken

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Scene I

(One day, Andy and Benson went to a meeting. In the meeting, they met a pretty girl — Marcell. And then, Andy fell in love with Marcell.)

Andy: Benson, I think that I am falling in love with Marcell.

Benson: Oh, My God. You have already had a girlfriend, Greta. How can you have another girlfriend?

Andy: What should I do?

Benson: I don‘t know… Andy, may I ask you a question?

Andy: Sure!

Benson: Do you love Marcell more than Greta?

求一个搞笑英语话剧剧本（6人）篇七：搞笑英语话剧

搞笑英语话剧-别摸我

Don't Touch Me! 6人话剧剧本 剧本很短，适合短小品

Vicky和Lisa是某餐馆的服务员，一天，一个顾客对Vicky....

人物

Allen

Jim

Kuki

Fenix

Vicky

Lisa

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Cast

1. Vicky︰a waitress at Monday’s restaurant. She is a hard working girl.

2. Lisa︰another waitress at Monday’s restaurant. She is a kind and naive girl.

3. Fenix︰one of customers. He’s a very ill-natured customer.

4. Allen and Tim︰customers at Monday’s restaurant. They’re good and decent men.

5. Kuki︰the boss of the restaurant.

Scene I

(One afternoon, there are many customers at the Monday’s restaurant.)

Vicky and Lisa talk and go to the kitchen, and then the boss, kuki, comes in, too.

Kuki: Hey, there are many customers today. Girls, work hard. Remember, God gives all things to industry.

Lisa: Yeah. I know.

Vicky: We will do our best.

The door opens now. Two men come in.

Kuki moves to the door.

Kuki: May I help you, sir? Two people? Come with me, I will take you to the table.

Allen: Yes, pleases.

Tim: I’m starving. I hope I can eat the best food in this restaurant right now. Kuki: (laughing) Just a moment.

Two men walk in the restaurant. Lisa walks toward them.

Vicky: This is the menu, sirs.

Allen＆Tim: Thank you.

After a few minutes. Lisa and Vicky walk to the kitchen.

Lisa: Hey, Vicky. I don’t like that customer. See, that man sits near the door.

Vicky: Why? Does he make any troubles for you?

Lisa: I don’t know. I feel…….Oh, I just don’t like the way he looks at me.

Scene II

Vicky delivers a dish to the table where Allen and Tim sit.

Vicky: (talks to herself) Lisa is right. The way that man looks at me makes me

uncomfortable.

Vicky delivers a dish again to Fenix’s table.

Vicky: Here is your meal, sir. Enjoy it, please.

Vicky turns to the kitchen. At this moment, Fenix touches her back!

Vicky: Wow~~~~ (she screams.)

Kuki: (runs to Vicky) what happened?

Vicky: He, he……He touched me!

Fenix: No!! I didn’t.

Lisa: You lie!! I see you did that. What I say is an absolute truth.

Other customers gather around them to see what is happening.

Kuki: Well, seeing is believing, sir……

Fenix: I feel humiliated. So, boss. You must solve this problem. Look at your Waitress. They are such tricky women.

Kuki: But, they say you did it……….Sir, I think…….

Fenix: What? You mean I am a pervert? Oh………Is this the way you serve your customers? You must give me an explanation today! Maybe giving me some money will make me forget it.

Lisa: You are a shameless cheater, liar.

The argument continues.

Scene III

Allen and Tim are angry for what they saw.

Allen: I won’t tolerate your behavior anymore.

Tim: That’s right. Come on, sir. It’s your fault. We all know that.

Fenix: Hmn? You think so? But I don’t think so. I mean, if the boss and the waitresses make an apology to me, I might leave early. Or I will stay and make sure that no other customers walk inside the restaurant.

Kuki: Oh……Don’t do that, please. Sir, you have to know it won’t do you any good.

Fenix: Yeah……it won’t do me any good unless you pay me some money for the humiliation you have caused me. You have disgraced me.

Tim: Such a liar, I can’t believe it!!

Fenix: Mind your own business.

Allen: (Takes out his badge.)See.

Fenix: Uh……

Allen: I’m a police officer. Maybe you know what I’ll do with you.

Fenix turns to the door quickly.

Everybody in the restaurant all claps and cheers for Allen.

Lisa: There is very few good people in our society. Many bad people bully the weak and fear the strong.

Tim: Yeah…….but trust me, justice will win.

Kuki: We are so lucky you are here. Thank you very much.

Allen: You are welcome. It’s just my duty.

求一个搞笑英语话剧剧本（6人）篇八：搞笑英语话剧剧本

搞笑英语话剧剧本《 荆珂刺秦王》

旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king of Qin, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.

Action I

太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.

太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!

阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）

太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?

阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?

阿三：Yes.

Action II

（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）

荆轲

Are you Li mochou?

李莫愁

Yes.

荆轲

OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world. 李莫愁

Are you challenging me?

荆轲

Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意

李莫愁

Come on!

音乐起

两人冲上前来

“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”

李莫愁倒地

荆轲大笑

李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?

荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）

李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.

荆轲再次大笑

太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?

荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?

太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 荆柯：Sure!

太子丹：How are you?

荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?

太子丹晕倒

荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!

太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please? 荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：

To be or not to be, that's a question.

阿三：Hero，we need your help.

荆柯：I am busy now! （本文来自天空剧本网）

太子丹：You can get a lot of money.

荆柯：I am very busy now!

阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?

荆柯：I am very very busy now!

阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.

荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!

阿三：What? What’s the TCM?

荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.

阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?

观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .

太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.

荆柯（激动）：Slimming减食疗法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.

阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you

looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……

荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.

太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!

Action Ш

（《大话西游》主题曲响起）

荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.

阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.

荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends

太子丹：I will miss you, baby.

（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）

荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.

妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）

荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》) 妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.

荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.

妻子:"I promise."

荆轲:"Never let go. “

妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."

（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）

妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，

荆珂上船，渐渐远去

妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……

妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.

阿三：Okay okay!

旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.

结束！

求一个搞笑英语话剧剧本（6人）篇九：6人英语话剧剧本《逃课》

Skipping Class

6人剧本。《逃课》，绝对适合大学生的剧本，讲述逃课的故事。

Cast

Anita: Never understands why students like to skip classes

p classes but dares not to do it

Jason: Always commits himself not to skip classes

Steven: Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping class

Rita: A professional class skipper

铸造

安妮塔：不明白为什么学生喜欢逃课

P课却不敢去做

杰森：总是把自己不逃课

史提芬：总是给自己一个好理由逃课

丽塔：一个专业课队长

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Scene I

(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)

Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class.（安妮塔，凯文，杰森，肯，史提芬，和丽塔都是东海大学的学生。他们是好朋友。有一天，肯恩和杰森相遇在去教室的路上。）

肯：你为什么迟到？而且，你只是错过了最后一班。

（安妮塔，凯文，杰森，肯，史提芬，和丽塔都是东海大学的学生。他们是好朋友。有一天，肯恩和杰森相遇在去教室的路上。）

肯：你为什么迟到？而且，你只是错过了最后一班。Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today.

肯：如果你给我一个好理由你为什么错过了上课。你答应我，你今天会准时上课。 Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning.

杰森：相信我，我愿意遵守我的道。问题是，我有“企业管理”的考验今天我是学习它直到今天早上三点。然后我睡着了，醒来在早上十点。

Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday. 肯：你学习到凌晨三点？为什么呢？你昨天下午在做什么？我知道你是免费的从四点昨天。

Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long…杰森：嗯，我遇见了我的一个老朋友在线和我们聊天的时间太长了„ Ken: For God’s sake! Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination?

肯：看在上帝的份上！下周你不在乎的期中考试吗？

英语剧本大全

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Scene II

(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.) 安妮塔，史提芬和凯文正在谈论彼此在教室前面。而且，安妮塔试图阻止史提芬和凯文从切割下一级。）

Anita: Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going安妮塔：嘿，我们会有“企业管理”课在几分钟。你去哪儿？别告诉我你要跟杰森争论。 to argue with Jason.

Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.

史提芬：我会做任何事，因为我的好朋友。当然，我会跟那个给我的好朋友很难。 Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? ...

安妮塔：你总是喜欢介入别人的事。你会惹上麻烦。你不知道吗？„

Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow?

凯文：安妮塔，别跟他生气。他不会听你的。只留下他一个人。顺便说一下，我依然等待你的决定。明天你跟我一起去听音乐会吗？

Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow? 安妮塔：哦，我很抱歉，我差点忘了。明天什么时候？

Kevin: Two o’clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful!

凯文：二点。我不能等着看我的可爱的超级巨星–蔡依林。哦。多好啊！ Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your安妮塔：等一等。我们明天下午有数学课。你疯了吗？mind?

Kevin: Well, I’m not. Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else.

Anita: No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without凯文：嗯，我不。但我认为我们可以抄笔记从别人

安妮塔：不，这是一个非常重要的一类。你永远不会了解它没有听讲座。listening to the lecture.

Kevin: To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead? 凯文：对我来说没有区别。即使我在班上我不理解老师在讲什么。此外，谁喜欢看老秃头？

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Scene III

(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.) （在微积分课程，安妮塔正前往圣建筑。同时，丽塔走到圣建筑从宿舍。他们满足实验室前面。）

Rita: Here I am. Look, I did what I promised. I am a good girl, not skipping classes. 丽塔：我在这里。看，我做到了我的承诺。我是一个好女孩，不逃课

Anita: What are you talking about? This is the 5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.

安妮塔：你在说什么？这是第五班。你跳过了今天早上的第一班四。昨天你保证你不会跳过任何班

Rita: Did I? We don’t have any class in the morning but we’re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays. 丽塔：真的吗？我们没有在上午上课但是我们装在星期三下午

Anita: I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day. Besides, didn’t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class?

安妮塔：请你原谅我？今天是星期四，我们班的一天。此外，你早上没接我们去上课吗？

Rita: I thought you were going to the library.

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Scene IV

(Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a

求一个搞笑英语话剧剧本（6人）篇十：六人英语搞笑剧本 孔雀东南飞

六人英语搞笑剧本 孔雀东南飞

Wander severy five miles

焦仲卿Johnny (Jforshort) 刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)

焦母Johnny’s mother (JMforshort) 刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)

太守之子Mayor’sson (MSforshort) 强盗Burglars(ABandC)

(Johnny（焦仲卿）作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)

Johnny（焦仲卿）:Everybody says that I’m henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my wifeis Wu Song. (指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you! (内砸出一脸盆, Johnny（焦仲卿）接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?

My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell! (内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中Johnny（焦仲卿）)

My God!Who can help me?(下)

Act1

(序幕结束时,作窃听状)

焦母（JM）(拄拐棍上):I can!

(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?

刘兰芝Lunch (扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum?

焦母（JM）:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”.

刘兰芝 Lunch :OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up? 焦母（JM）:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been so rude,sobrusque,so lazy……

刘兰芝 Lunch :But……

焦母（JM）:Never interrupt me!

刘兰芝 Lunch:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all day long,cooking and washing.I have raised ten soft housands of pigs and ducks and chicken and……

焦母（JM）:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!

刘兰芝 Lunch (生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)Goandask your son.I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在焦母（JM）的脸上,下)

Act2

(焦母（JM）坐在台上打毛线刘兰芝Luch拿着锅铲上)

刘兰芝(Luch):Mum,I’m back!

焦母（JM）:You are back?Why?What happened?

刘兰芝(Luch):I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law. 焦母（JM）(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen to me.Look at yourself……

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刘兰芝(Luch):But,mum……

焦母（JM）:Never interrupt me!

刘兰芝(Luch):Mum,I’m not interrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And I’ll marry whom ever you want me to.

刘母Lunch’smother (大喜):Nice girl!Justnow,I met the mayor’s son in the market.Hesaid:“If your daughter Haven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go and tell him.(下)

刘兰芝(Luch):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅 铲掉在地上)What as illy thing I have done!(下)

Act3

(焦仲卿Johnny睡眼惺忪上)

焦仲卿Johnny (边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?

(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!Howsmelly!They are still dirty! (突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself.

(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围

裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.

焦母（JM）:Where’s my breakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’t she got up yet?

焦仲卿Johnny:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone!

焦母（JM）(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,a son without a wifeisuseless.Lunch is an ice girl,go and take her back!

焦仲卿Johnny(立正敬礼):Yes madam!

Act4

(焦仲卿Johnny开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)

A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!

The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)

B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)

C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)

AB&C:Give us all your money!

焦仲卿Johnny (搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1 mao enough?

(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)

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A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!

B:If we can notrobany money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!

C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lanzhi next month.WE can go and rob the wedding!

A&B:Good idea!

焦仲卿Johnny (惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It’s impossible!

AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!

焦仲卿Johnny:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet!

(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’tyou?I’ll go with you.You take the money and I take the bride.

B:Have you got any experience?

焦仲卿Johnny:No.But I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000) Act5

(转眼已到了婚礼之期．太守之子意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，刘兰芝Luch盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)

(焦仲卿Johnny和三强盗跃至台中)

ABC&焦仲卿Johnny:Heyyou!Stop and listen to us!

A:The road is built by me!

B:And I planted one tree.

C:If you want to go by this street---

焦仲卿Johnny:Give us all your money!

刘兰芝(Luch)听到焦仲卿Johnny的声音，掀起了盖头)

刘兰芝(Luch) (惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到焦仲卿Johnny的身边并躲到了的身后) (太守之子大怒，挥拳向焦仲卿Johnn打来．焦仲卿Johnny矮身一躲，太守之子打中了焦仲卿Johnny身后的刘兰芝(Luch)，刘兰芝(Luch)晕倒)

焦仲卿Johnny (火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向太守之子冲去）

(焦仲卿Johnny与太守之子混战，焦母上，以拐杖击晕太守之子)

(焦仲卿Johnn将太守之子胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)

焦仲卿Johnny(扶起刘兰芝(Luch)，关切地问):Honey,how are you?

刘兰芝(Luch)(哭状):I hurt a lot!

焦仲卿Johnny:Don’t cry baby.I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)

刘兰芝(Luch) (起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)

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